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Old 07-04-2005, 01:45 PM   #4546
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Is your point that hollywood doesn't offer solid roles to women 45-55 or that it doesn't offer roles to guys 21-25?
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Old 07-04-2005, 01:54 PM   #4547
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Longtime poster, first time socker (well, there was one other time, but it really didn't mean anything).

So here's my problem: I have just found out that my wife is having an affair. I love my wife (but reserve the right to change my mind about this), so this is, well, distressing. Or maybe I should say OH MY GOD I CAN BELIEVE SHE'S SLEEPING WITH THAT SON OF A BITCH.

Anyway, I'm a bit freaked out, so any words of encouragement would be nice. I'm not expecting any, especially as a sock, but I had to get this off my chest somewhere.

As an added bonus, if you want to pick on me, I discovered the whole thing by snooping through her e-mail (although she did leave it open on the computer - what's a guy to do when he glances at it and notices an oddly large number of e-mails from "Bill"?).

Given that I no longer sock, I will resist the temptation to respond to this as "Bill".

I guess my response would be, how do you turn this to your advantage.......i.e. you should be able to score a freebie or two or three. Perhaps an FFM with your wife and another woman or perhaps a menage with the wife and Bill, if that's more your thing, nttawwt.

Either way, remember you are the victim and now is the time to think about yourself, fulfill your needs, and heal. Define those and present the invoice. Assuming there is blame to be assigned here, you are free from any and don't buy any attempt to the contrary (assuming you weren't involved with someone else prior to her fling).

Godspeed cuckold!

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ps: for me, it is okay to check the email. I pay the dsl bill (as well as the rest of the bills and the mortgage), its mine, mine, all mine. No expectation of privacy in my house.
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:01 PM   #4548
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Given that I no longer sock, I will resist the temptation to respond to this as "Bill".

I guess my response would be, how do you turn this to your advantage.......i.e. you should be able to score a freebie or two or three. Perhaps an FFM with your wife and another woman or perhaps a menage with the wife and Bill, if that's more your thing, nttawwt.

Either way, remember you are the victim and now is the time to think about yourself, fulfill your needs, and heal. Define those and present the invoice. Assuming there is blame to be assigned here, you are free from any and don't buy any attempt to the contrary (assuming you weren't involved with someone else prior to her fling).

Godspeed cuckold!

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ps: for me, it is okay to check the email. I pay the dsl bill (as well as the rest of the bills and the mortgage), its mine, mine, all mine. No expectation of privacy in my house.
As horrifying a thought as this is, I agree with Penske. Except for the expectation of privacy thing. The only snoop that goes on in my house is from Long Beach. Get out there and hit everything that moves.
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:17 PM   #4549
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As horrifying a thought as this is, I agree with Penske. .
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:31 PM   #4550
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I've just always thought Jan Ullrich has some of the nicest legs on the tour....and I'm not even a fan of blondes.




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Old 07-04-2005, 03:41 PM   #4551
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ps: for me, it is okay to check the email. I pay the dsl bill (as well as the rest of the bills and the mortgage), its mine, mine, all mine. No expectation of privacy in my house.
I somehow think you use this argument to wear your wife's lingerie as well (I mean, the lingerie that you buy that you let your wife wear most of the time)
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:29 PM   #4552
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I've just always thought Jan Ullrich has some of the nicest legs on the tour....and I'm not even a fan of blondes.




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Old 07-04-2005, 04:52 PM   #4553
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Sorry Atticus. Remember the kids (Paternity test?).
That's cold, man. I miss the old(er) Hank.
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:57 PM   #4554
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I know you will find this hard to believe, but it sucks far more, and is far scarier, to not have enough hours to bill.
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Old 07-04-2005, 05:09 PM   #4555
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USA! USA! USA!
Notes from a Small Town Fourth of July Parade:
  • Volunteer fire departments are cool. ("Never lost a foundation yet!")
  • The Shriners are not.
  • The surest sign Scientology is in need of new spokesmodels is when their parade entry gets less courtesy applause from the crowd than the Falun Gong contingent.
  • Morbidly obese eleven year old girls may be human beings, but they should not dance to crunk.
  • Morbidly obese eleven year old girls seem to be an exploding demographic group.
  • Is there anything under the sun more white trashy than baton twirling?
  • College scramble bands are a little pathetic, but they do remind us that college was fun even when sober, even if we're unclear now on exactly why.
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Old 07-04-2005, 05:16 PM   #4556
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Notes from a Small Town Fourth of July Parade:
  • The surest sign Scientology is in need of new spokesmodels is when their parade entry gets less courtesy applause from the crowd than the Falun Gong contingent.
something tells me nfh would have more problems living in your neighborhood than just the type cars people drive.
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:15 PM   #4557
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Longtime poster, first time socker (well, there was one other time, but it really didn't mean anything).

So here's my problem: I have just found out that my wife is having an affair. I love my wife (but reserve the right to change my mind about this), so this is, well, distressing. Or maybe I should say OH MY GOD I CAN BELIEVE SHE'S SLEEPING WITH THAT SON OF A BITCH.

Anyway, I'm a bit freaked out, so any words of encouragement would be nice. I'm not expecting any, especially as a sock, but I had to get this off my chest somewhere.

As an added bonus, if you want to pick on me, I discovered the whole thing by snooping through her e-mail (although she did leave it open on the computer - what's a guy to do when he glances at it and notices an oddly large number of e-mails from "Bill"?).
Does she have a sister? Is the sister hot? How about as good friend who's always kind of given you the "if you weren't married to Mary" vibe?

I think you know where I'm headed here.
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:25 PM   #4558
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Here's a link to the new Jessica Simpson "Boots are Made for Walkin" Video.

God Bless America, indeed.
I'll take "talentless but filthy fucking hot" for a thousand Alex.
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:31 PM   #4559
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And is a dick.


He's a cyclist, your point is?

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Notes from a Small Town Fourth of July Parade:
  • Morbidly obese eleven year old girls may be human beings, but they should not dance to crunk.
  • Morbidly obese eleven year old girls seem to be an exploding demographic group.
But were they krumping or doing the hyphy?
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