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09-19-2006, 11:29 PM
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#4546
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Poor Elmo
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-19-2006, 11:32 PM
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#4547
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Poor Elmo
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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before you were married, you never posted this late at night. |
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09-19-2006, 11:41 PM
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#4548
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Poor Elmo
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
before you were married, you never posted this late at night.
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Working (potential trial)
And researching a getaway weekend for post marathon.
We've had sex seven times already tonight.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-19-2006, 11:45 PM
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#4549
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Poor Elmo
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Working (potential trial)
And researching a getaway weekend for post marathon.
We've had sex seven times already tonight.
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Yes, but are you going out with the guys, like, ever? I worry. |
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09-19-2006, 11:46 PM
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#4550
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Poor Elmo
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, but are you going out with the guys, like, ever? I worry.
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Yes. We will talk about our feelings.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-20-2006, 02:40 AM
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#4551
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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easy lunch tip
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you go to her office right now and pull her hair I will fedex you a Carvel Ice Cream Cake with chocolate crunchies.
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I work down the way from her, and my building has a shuttle bus that will take me there. Make it a Cookie Puss and it's done done done. |
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09-20-2006, 02:52 AM
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#4552
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Fresh Meat
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you mocking my lodging choices?
ARGH there are no days I can take off the rest of this week. Sucks. I could just go to the beach and snooze.
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Now I'm confused. I thought you were looking for a place to hook up with a partner who had a "surf crashing against the break" fetish. But it's just going to be you? Hmmmm.
Either way I'd buy a sound machine from Brookstone or something. Eff the beach. |
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09-20-2006, 02:58 AM
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#4553
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Ye scurvy dogs
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Originally posted by Paisley
Someone's been listening to KROQ!
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Not since I got my Sirius, actually. It's all Howard, all the time (except when I'm listening to NFL, CBC or BBC). I miss Kevin and Bean. How is Ralph doing? |
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09-20-2006, 10:47 AM
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#4554
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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easy lunch tip
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what is annoying is that we have had this discussion before -- and I have told you that you're wrong .
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Your Dorothy avatar is excellent. |
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09-20-2006, 10:55 AM
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#4555
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Damn, he's smokin'
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09-20-2006, 11:00 AM
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#4556
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hot french newscaster Melissa Theuriau:
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Holy fucking shit.
When I see something like that, I get pissed that we're not far more promiscuous animals than we are...
So much fine ass I'll never screw....
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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09-20-2006, 11:03 AM
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#4557
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Holy fucking shit.
When I see something like that, I get pissed that we're not far more promiscuous animals than we are...
So much fine ass I'll never screw....
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She ain't all that. Her nose is weird. All the pics/chicks posted here look the same. plasticine and slightly off-center. |
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09-20-2006, 11:07 AM
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#4558
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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ocean
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Number of people I've talked out of going to law school: 1.5
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Number I've talked into quitting law: 5
Number I've talked out of law school: A lot.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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09-20-2006, 11:09 AM
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#4559
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Attention: Gray Pubes!
There's this new product out that one can use to color one's pubic hair. And it comes in like 5 different colors (including pink ... and if I had any pubic hair, I might be inclined to dye it pink, just to see what it looked like).
Anyway, it's called FunBetty.
What I want to know is, who calls their lady-parts a "betty"?
And are the FBbetties offended? |
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09-20-2006, 11:19 AM
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#4560
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fresh Meat
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Now I'm confused. I thought you were looking for a place to hook up with a partner who had a "surf crashing against the break" fetish. But it's just going to be you? Hmmmm.
Either way I'd buy a sound machine from Brookstone or something. Eff the beach.
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Arguably I have a "surf crashing against the beach" fetish. Except it's not really truly a fetish since I have no problems performing when there is no surf.
You posted too late to get a Cookie Puss. I drove by Carvel last night (the one on Santa Monica by the 405). |
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