New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 305

John Bayesdow Disciple · 10-28-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by blueballs
She wasn't unemployed assjack, she just had not started her new job yet. And this sock sucks too.

I see. And what would one wear as the one night stand who wouldn't leave? Perhaps I will make this my costume.

Your sock sucks.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-28-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Homer, I'd whip my dick out for $50. The mil was for cracking one out on television...

So it's more embarassing to have it seen by millions of people?

leagleaze · 10-28-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So it's more embarassing to have it seen by millions of people?

Clearly, hence why I asked whether he had to give his watch as payment. He must have body issues.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-28-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
I direct you to this page of sexy pirate halloween costumes. Some are a bit racy and thus I did not post the pics.

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/pirate.asp

aV

Nice work. This one is my favorite.

TM

SlaveNoMore · 10-28-2003, 05:40 PM

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John Bayesdow Disciple
How often does this happen to you? Do you usually hook up with unemployed ladies?

Ironically, just the once.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-28-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So it's more embarassing to have it seen by millions of people?

You're kidding, right Barney?

No, its embarrassing BECAUSE YOU'RE JACKING OFF ON TELEVISION! Furthermore, once you've jacked off on prime time air, your social scene is pretty much changed for good. People probably won't want your creamed spinach casserole at the next chucrh potluck dinner and they'll probably ask you to leave the Raquet Club. I won't even go into the horror of having performance znxiety under such circumstances... you'd be the butt of every joke for the next three years. I think that's all worth a mil, probably more...

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-28-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
You gave your watch to a trannie in Detroit? Why? Did you have to pay em to let you whip out your dick?

It wouldn't take Diner's Card.

S(no, it was payment for a teabagging)D

Penske_Account · 10-28-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're kidding, right Barney?

No, its embarrassing BECAUSE YOU'RE JACKING OFF ON TELEVISION! Furthermore, once you've jacked off on prime time air, your social scene is pretty much changed for good. People probably won't want your creamed spinach casserole at the next chucrh potluck dinner and they'll probably ask you to leave the Raquet Club. I won't even go into the horror of having performance znxiety under such circumstances... you'd be the butt of every joke for the next three years. I think that's all worth a mil, probably more...

Who watches these jackoff shows and what channel are they on? Not that I want to watch, nttawwt.

leagleaze · 10-28-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It wouldn't take Diner's Card.

S(no, it was payment for a teabagging)D

I say this not because it was unpc and I wish to correct you, but rather out of love so you don't one day get your ass kicked. Don't call a trannie an it.

And I think that the jackoff channel would have to be on satellite. I was quite impressed when visiting someone's home the other day at the amount and various types of extremely hard core porn available on satellite television.

I think there were like 10 channels, and we aren't talking that Spice shit oh no. We are talking extreme closeups. It almost looked like a gynecological exam. Except you know, with a penis instead of a speculum. Verrrry sexy.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-28-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

No, its embarrassing BECAUSE YOU'RE JACKING OFF ON TELEVISION!

And you don't see the inconsistency with that and your claim that women should show off their breasts because what's the big deal?

SlaveNoMore · 10-28-2003, 05:47 PM

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John Bayesdow Disciple
I see. And what would one wear as the one night stand who wouldn't leave? Perhaps I will make this my costume.

Your sock sucks.

All of his socks suck. And least since the Charlie McCarthy sock and his other great "Shadrach, Meshach and Awaywego"

spookyfish · 10-28-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice work. This one is my favorite.

TM

Your new tie would go well with that.

spookyfish · 10-28-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ironically, just the once.

Usually the hookups are with "working girls".

Dat Phan · 10-28-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that's pretty damned cool.

I'm going as Montecore, and a friend of mine is going as Roy. I'm on the hunt for some gold lame to tape to my fangs.

I think it looks better without the gold lame.
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SlaveNoMore · 10-28-2003, 05:54 PM

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spookyfish
Usually the hookups are with "working girls".

Knock it off. I have slept neither with your wife nor your mother