Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are four of those young perkies, probably attached to some supermodel who loves midwest lawyers no doubt, the equivalent of two hanging from a PP or an RP since we are about twice as old?

I believe it's more of an inverse exponential relationship.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In related news, "Arrested Development" has surpassed "The Simpsons" as the funniest series on broadcast TV.

And you doubted. For shame. Gob is the funniest character on tv since Karen from Will & Grace.

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[Berry Hunter]

Courtney Cox Arquette is preggers

Ugh. David Arquette is high on my list of people who really shouldn't be allowed to breed.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can understand an addiction to Bells...

Larry Bell is the happiest man at work I've ever seen. He graduated college with a mediocre GPA and a degree in what-not, and couldn't find a job. Lots of us can relate, let's see what his next step was.......

What next? Get a law degree, even though he had no interest? NFW.

Buy a home brew kit, stay in college apartment making and drinking cheap beer. But this industrious young man was not satisfied even by this, which many would call sucess. No, Larry worked to improve his beer. Soon he was selling it.

I went to the brewery a few years back. It looks like an old auto dealership, low rise building. You walk to the tasting room through the parking lot. As I'm walking up it's a beehive of refrig trucks being loaded with kegs. Clearly, someone was making big $$ that day.

The tasting room is actually more a bar, which gives free tastes, but sells mugs. There slinging drafts is Larry (I'd seen his pic in an article) chatting the late lunch/drunk crowd.

At the time, i thought him very very happy. Big lugs outside moving kegs to make him rich, he's inside drinking and shoting the shit.

I was going to approach him and offer to do TM registration for free, for the coolness value of being Bell's TM attorney, but decided not to. I thought the guy in suit sales call might ruin his buzz. Turns out I fucked up. A few months later he got sued for TM infringement on one of his brand names. But I bet his is still having a better day today than most of us.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

This is for the ladies, but the gentlemen will surely appreciate it on some level.

Apparently, some huge percentage of women wear the wrong bra size. Do you? Measure and find out:

Measure your ribcage below your breasts, in inches. Add 5 inches. If you get an odd number, add another inch. This is your band size.

Now measure your bust around the fullest part. Subtract your band size. If the difference is 1 inch, you are an A. 2 = B, 3 = C, 4 = D, etc. etc.

Are you wearing the right bra size? (Extra credit if you post it.)

BR(Not wearing the right bra size - I'm wearing a 34 and should be wearing a 36, but I got the cup size right)C

Note on measuring your tits in the office - close the door. No, actually, I just wanted to say you don't need a tape measure - use a scarf or something to measure around, and then you can use the straight ruler you found in your desk on the first day and haven't used since to measure the length of the fabric.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Eats, Shoots & Leaves,"

Someone wrote a whole book on the Koala-bear-who-doesn't-pay-the-prostitute-going-down-on-her joke? At most, it takes three minutes to tell. I wonder what the rest of the book is about. Maybe the panda-bear-that-blows-away-the-cowboy-after-dining-on-chili variation.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And you doubted. For shame. Gob is the funniest character on tv since Karen from Will & Grace.

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I watched the pilot last night on TiVo which for some reason I missed the first time around. I never realized they were living in a Bluth model home.

I espcially love the voice of Richie Cunningham doing the voice overs. (Yes, I know he's the producer).

This show gets my vote for best new show of the year.

BTW, did anybody else notice like 7 new episodes of Boomtown? My TiVo picked them all up over the holidays, and I enjoyed everyone. I now have some hope that the show may be coming back...but I am probably going to be crushed when it doesn't.

[Pinky]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Are you wearing the right bra size? (Extra credit if you post it.)

I am wearing the right size. 34D

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well now it does, because it is. Before though, it was really cool. It keeps updating and changing camera angles and this current one sucks - it's just ice on the lens.

but have you ever stopped to think that you are the cause of the cold weather? Because sometimes, people bring the weather with them. Or haven't you noticed?

I miss the evil throwing of the snowballs. I do not miss the idiots who should not be driving and/or should have bought tires with actual tread in September before the panic.

I like to look at snow in pictures. It's cool.

Cold weather follows you, silly. That's why it's cold in Atlanta. That's not so cool.

I like to play in snow. It's cool. But I don't like cars without snow tires. Hardly cool.

Posting just to post is cool. So is snow!

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[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
This is for the ladies, but the gentlemen will surely appreciate it on some level.

Apparently, some huge percentage of women wear the wrong bra size. Do you? Measure and find out:

Measure your ribcage below your breasts, in inches. Add 5 inches. If you get an odd number, add another inch. This is your band size.

Now measure your bust around the fullest part. Subtract your band size. If the difference is 1 inch, you are an A. 2 = B, 3 = C, 4 = D, etc. etc.

Are you wearing the right bra size? (Extra credit if you post it.)

BR(Not wearing the right bra size - I'm wearing a 34 and should be wearing a 36, but I got the cup size right)C

Note on measuring your tits in the office - close the door. No, actually, I just wanted to say you don't need a tape measure - use a scarf or something to measure around, and then you can use the straight ruler you found in your desk on the first day and haven't used since to measure the length of the fabric.

I'm wearing a 38D instead of the 38DD that I should be wearing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Resolved: Madeline Kahn is an older, more voluptuous, funnier, and deader Reese Witherspoon.

That has about as much effect as saying Madeline Kahn is an older, more voluptuous, funnier, and deader* Shirley Temple. The two of them are nothing alike.

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* Scratch the deader and older.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
bra stuff

I'M A C!! Everyone, I'M A C!!! Oh happy day!

















(no, not really)
(34B. wearing correct size. (sigh))

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Are you wearing the right bra size? (Extra credit if you post it.)

Yep.

36C.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
BTW, did anybody else notice like 7 new episodes of Boomtown? My TiVo picked them all up over the holidays, and I enjoyed everyone. I now have some hope that the show may be coming back...but I am probably going to be crushed when it doesn't.

It's never coming back.

The OM's friend is a dp on the series and he's already gotten the news.

I loved that show. It should repeat on Bravo again.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

Are you wearing the right bra size? (Extra credit if you post it.)

Yes. 36A Every now and then I perk up tp a B cup. Anyone else notice a change in cup size that is not associated with pregnancy or breastfeeding?