Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by john123
Or better yet put some ben-gay, not that there;s anything wrong with that, in the KY Jelly jar. Zoom-zoom-zoom!

Isn't keeping a public KY Jelly jar and taking steps to stem prevent chronic masturbation giving conflicting messages?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think that God has a sick sense of humor.

It was a clean hit.

I'll change my avatar tomorrow. No energy to do it today. So sad. sad, sad, sad.

Kate Smith and Gene Hart are warming up somewhere.

I agree. It was a clean hit. But Kapanen is a stud for dragging his ass off the ice. It didn't look like he'd make it. And Roenick had to haul him over the boards before hitting the ice.

I'd change my avatar today, if I could find one that said "Take that, Slave."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I think this guy should be nominated as an honorary FB member:

I know nothing about Merritt's opinion on anything, but I enjoy Magnetic Fields.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
PLF, ltl, SS, Hank and whoever else, you're beginning to become as annoying as Not Me. Stop fucking responding to it. It doesn't matter that you are being clever and it doesn't know you are fucking with it. It and your responses are pollution to this board. Ignore it. Enough is enough already. Jesus fucking Christ.

TM

I am sorry, is my sock past its sellby date? I love to get you all steamed up, Francy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
does asparagus make ass/shit smell/taste different like it does pee?

You should pm MR on this.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My face is definitely disfigured.

TM

If I can't respond to NM, you can't wank. I don't even remember if you were the lame-o or if you called someone lame, that post was so long ago.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You should pm MR on this.

You have to admit, though, reading that query really made you curious about how his night was going.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bilmore
You have to admit, though, reading that query really made you curious about how his night was going.

All it made me want to do was buy a pound of asparagus and Ex Lax.

I've always been fascinated by science type stuff.

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sorry, is my sock past its sellby date? I love to get you all steamed up, Francy.

I just wanted to see that again.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As I told you privately, I was not going to sit quietly and let the sock espouse his pro-LSD message.

As I told you privately, the small return on your joke is not worth the number of extra not me quotes everyone has to read.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A Not So Attractive photo of Ashley Judd with fake braids and acne (scroll down on main page). [BTW, there are potential BACHELOR SPOILERS at the top of the page. but seriously, who the fuck cares who that loser soon-to-be-cut third string quarterback picks anyway?]

The best link on that page is the one to Kirstie Alley photos (fortunately for us all, fully clothed):

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/tmp/alley.html

TM

[Duplicity]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
As I told you privately, the small return on your joke is not worth the number of extra not me quotes everyone has to read.

TM

Em's only posting a lot on the FB this week because em lost a bet with me and can't post on the PB until May 8. Soon, all will be as it once was.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The best link on that page is the one to Kirstie Alley photos (fortunately for us all, fully clothed):

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/tmp/alley.html

TM

Holy cow (tee hee). Did she recently have a guest appearance on the Sopranos?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
As I told you privately, the small return on your joke is not worth the number of extra not me quotes everyone has to read.

TM

Tush Munch, I know you are still upset with me for coming up with your nickname Tush Munch. I also know that you are used to getting cut slack IRL and that you don't like that I refuse to engage in that patronizing behavior. Just admit that this is where you are coming from and deal with your anger, hun. It will be best for you in the long run.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Holy cow (tee hee). Did she recently have a guest appearance on the Sopranos?

That was really mean.