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05-03-2005, 08:45 PM
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#4561
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am now remembering (not fondly) a guy I dated in Atlanta who couldn't keep it up (though God knows, I tried to help) and then told several mutual friends he'd "banged" me. Each of them looked at him blankly and asked him how he managed to do that with a flaccid penis.
What was his name? Damn. I can't remember....
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Was it Sidd?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-03-2005, 08:48 PM
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#4562
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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the new job's a hassle
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am now remembering (not fondly) a guy I dated in Atlanta who couldn't keep it up (though God knows, I tried to help) and then told several mutual friends he'd "banged" me. Each of them looked at him blankly and asked him how he managed to do that with a flaccid penis.
What was his name? Damn. I can't remember....
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Was it coke related? And/or were you listening to Steely Dan? |
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05-03-2005, 09:05 PM
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#4563
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Rubber, and a dildo, not a vibrator. Didn't everybody read Naked Lunch in their drug-addled college years?
From the book: "Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft."
She then pegs some dude with it.
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Ah, another dandy from the past. "Prescient, yet strangely incorrect". This was from me not being audited? Who knew I was such a sig line legend? So glad I flipped the signature switch. |
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05-03-2005, 09:08 PM
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#4564
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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JACK straw
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bold_n_brazen
I am now remembering (not fondly) a guy I dated in Atlanta who couldn't keep it up (though God knows, I tried to help) and then told several mutual friends he'd "banged" me.
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We've heard this story before, but from a poster with a British accent. |
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05-03-2005, 09:11 PM
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#4565
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You never answered my question about howthe Oddman is doing.
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At this moment, he's drinking beer at a neighborhood joint while waiting to pick up our dinner, so he's probably extremely happy.
But I can ask him when he gets home, if you like.
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05-03-2005, 09:11 PM
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#4566
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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JACK straw
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
We've heard this story before, but from a poster with a British accent.
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Translation: This happened to me, and I don't like revisiting it.
Its OK, it was the 70s... and everyone was listening to Aja.
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05-03-2005, 09:13 PM
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#4567
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Was it coke related? And/or were you listening to Steely Dan?
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05-03-2005, 09:22 PM
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#4568
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the new job's a hassle
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Originally posted by evenodds
At this moment, he's drinking beer at a neighborhood joint while waiting to pick up our dinner, so he's probably extremely happy.
But I can ask him when he gets home, if you like.
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Damn. |
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05-03-2005, 09:25 PM
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#4569
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berry berry good!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: another cyberspace
Posts: 68
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Whatever happened to Kafka?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This needs to be somebody's avatar.
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It is now. Thanks for the rec C-trane. I owe you.
300 posts to be caught up. Be rattled T, be very rattled. |
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05-03-2005, 09:26 PM
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#4570
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Whatever happened to Kafka?
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Originally posted by lo-berry
It is now. Thanks for the rec C-trane. I owe you.
300 posts to be caught up. Be rattled T, be very rattled.
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You are the slowest reader ever. |
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05-03-2005, 09:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Songs stuck in my head
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FYI, I'm going commando today. Ran out of undies. The whites.
You do this every day? I'm still not a fan.
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Since Fall of 1990. I believe there might be a genetic component involved. My sister recently told me that my mother occsionally goes commando. Once I overcame those mental images, I wanted to give my mom a call and say "good for you." Perhaps I'll just make a reference in the mother's day card. Or not.
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05-03-2005, 09:37 PM
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#4572
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: On the berries, near the twig
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Songs stuck in my head
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My sister recently told me that my mother occsionally goes commando. Once I overcame those mental images, I wanted to give my mom a call and say "good for you." Perhaps I'll just make a reference in the mother's day card. Or not.
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This is a surprise? We have been lounging all over the chairs and couches of the Philly manor for years, now. You should see the bed! We are all over the place. Commando may be genetic, but grooming is not.
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Old and in the way?
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05-03-2005, 09:40 PM
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#4573
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Songs stuck in my head
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Originally posted by GrayPubes
This is a surprise? We have been lounging all over the chairs and couches of the Philly manor for years, now. You should see the bed! We are all over the place. Commando may be genetic, but grooming is not.
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05-03-2005, 09:41 PM
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#4574
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berry berry good!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: another cyberspace
Posts: 68
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Yearly reminder
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is sex with others still allowed?
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Don't fret goofus, I got your lady covered for the month. I don't believe in wasting it on masturbation. |
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05-03-2005, 09:42 PM
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#4575
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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ACL update
The OddMan and I bought ours last week.
They are selling 10,000 fewer tickets this year, so get on it.
(Or go to Str8 before ACL as he's trying to unload them . . .)
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