The New And Improved Fashion Board

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Not until we get those long-promised pics of your wife's tits.

This is fairly close, but they look at lot more real (NSFW):

http://www.implantinfo.com/banda8/78...son/index.html

[nononono]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I now have a visual of you as the Audrey Hepburn advert for Longines with the gloves and cigarette holder. sigh. Don't you had a vintage Cartier as well?

I do, yes. It's my everyday watch.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is fairly close, but they look at lot more real (nsfw):

http://www.implantinfo.com/banda8/78...son/index.html

Do you think they asked her to come back after a year with the same tan lines? I would have guessed A cup for the before shot there.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm not really sure what I was trying to do, other than to paint a nice picture of my wife. Maybe just to make clear that my brief infatuation with the Georgia chick had nothing to do with the lack of hotness on the home front.

She could be slender, attractive, in shape, and lack any sexual appeal whatsoever. I'm sure she doesn't, and that she is fabulous and great and adored and everything you deserve.

Hank, hold me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Do you think they asked her to come back after a year with the same tan lines? I would have guessed A cup for the before shot there.

Tanning booth junkie, no doubt. You seem some amazing folks at a good plastic surgeon's office. Think a room full of Tara Reids in varying levels of degradation mixed with a pile of people with huge noses. Then you have the nervous 45ish wives who are getting upgraded because they think he's fucking around and are afraid they're going to get kicked to the curb. They fiddle with their purses at lot.

I'm not even going to discuss the guys.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The only thing you've been bitter about in 15 years is Lester.

Give it up, Mother Theresa

Bitter about Lester? Never.

I live in daily hope that he will accept Jesus as his personal Savior, fall head over heels in love with moi, move to Minnesota, marry me, and live happily ever after!!!!

:love:

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tanning booth junkie, no doubt. You seem some amazing folks at a good plastic surgeon's office. Think a room full of Tara Reids in varying levels of degradation mixed with a pile of people with huge noses. Then you have the nervous 45ish wives who are getting upgraded because they think he's fucking around and are afraid they're going to get kicked to the curb. They fiddle with their purses at lot.

I'm not even going to discuss the guys.

What about at a bad plastic surgeon's office?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think he was just describing his wife and using the opportunity to play up her attractive qualities.

For example, if I were asking for watch suggestions for my bf, I would definitely use the opportunity to remind everyone of his endowed-ness.

Do they make a cockwatch? You'd have to be awfully well endowed to be able to read one of those while you're in the act.

But it would give the good people from Spiedel a new market.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What about at a bad plastic surgeon's office?

Ha.

I have no idea. People who get plastic surgery on the cheap are people I don't want to see in person. You have to be out of your fuckin' mind.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, if we are going there (and I know we are heading there anyway as soon as Taxwonk sees we are talking about watches), I will point out that the Tag that the watch-snob-gestapo advised me not to buy is still running (yay!) and it looks smashing on my wrist. If I do say so myself.

Michele is owned by Fossil now. I could have gotten a discount while I was in Dallas. I think.

50% off retail

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ha.

I have no idea. People who get plastic surgery on the cheap are people I don't want to see in person. You have to be out of your fuckin' mind.

Fuck you. My mom says the scars on my cheeks and above the eyes give me a rugged look that isn't all bad.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
[20 mins ago] Hank, hold me.

Are you punishing me for something?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you punishing me for something?

Oh Fringey! I just want you to be the best darn Fringey you can be!!!!

I want you to go for what you want. Strive for your dreams! Shoot for the heavens and maybe you'll at least reach the stars!!!!!

If you settle for me, you'll never know if you can get an Ollie. And you know what, maybe if you try for Ollie and fail, you'll still end up with Burger.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Women of the FB (be you smug divorcees, bitter spinsters, or fulfilled family + careerists),

Any suggestions/advice/ideas in the way of an every-day (i.e., not special occassion) watch for Mrs. Ramone? FWIW, you're shopping for a youngish late 30s, reasonably fit (runs around 25 miles/week; size 6 at 5'6"), attractive if I do say so myself, former English teacher-turned stay-at-home mom of 2 young girls.

I'm sort of thinking $200 range, but I'm flexible.


Thanks!

Have you asked her what she wants? Because (and I know this will shock no one) I tend to be pretty particular about what I want in the way of watches and jewelry, and would much prefer being bought the one I actually want.


(That said, Ebel makes some nice, non-diamondy watches. I'd think for everyday, a stay-at-home mom/runner would want something with a metal band that can get wet.)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, if we are going there (and I know we are heading there anyway as soon as Taxwonk sees we are talking about watches), I will point out that the Tag that the watch-snob-gestapo advised me not to buy is still running (yay!) and it looks smashing on my wrist. If I do say so myself.

Michele is owned by Fossil now. I could have gotten a discount while I was in Dallas. I think.

I didn't say Tag's were bad watches. I just said you can buy better watches for the same price or less.

And what did I do to get you all snarky on me, anyway? You bought the watch, didn't you?