Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 306

lo-berry · 05-03-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would make it my avatar, but that might be kind of outable because that is me. Plus, I like the princess kitty look.

I'll keep it, thanks. You seem more like the princess kitty type.

evenodds · 05-03-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Damn.

I know I am going to regret this, but . . .

why damn?

Mr. Man · 05-03-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
The OddMan and I bought ours last week.

They are selling 10,000 fewer tickets this year, so get on it.

(Or go to Str8 before ACL as he's trying to unload them . . .)

Is there a "Convince NCS To Attend Another Outdoor Festival Committee" that has been established at this point?

lo-berry · 05-03-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I'm going to sell my place. Any advice about picking an agent to work with, or any other part of it?

FSBO, agents are idiot-whores. Save the 6% and celebrate the sale with a couple weeks in Maui, surfing, screwing and drinking Dom. I did and I never regretted my choice of "agents" once.

lo-berry · 05-03-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am both irritated and flattered that I didn't make this "list."

You are near the top of my cyberTITs list.

evenodds · 05-03-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Is there a "Convince NCS To Attend Another Outdoor Festival Committee" that has been established at this point?

Yes, RT and I are chairing it.

This is not just any festival, Dale, this is ACL with the Texas FBers and selected special guests from near and far.

Not to mention good music.

Plus, I heard a wacky rumor that there is absurdly close parking adjacent to a pool available for this year's event.

Mr. Man · 05-03-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Yes, RT and I are chairing it.

This is not just any festival, Dale, this is ACL with the Texas FBers and selected special guests from near and far.

Not to mention good music.

Plus, I heard a wacky rumor that there is absurdly close parking adjacent to a pool available for this year's event.

I'm in. Its on the calendar... I think the whole Stubbs aftershow and gospel brunch idea is worth considering as well. Plus maybe I'll bring an airline barf bag in case one of our fine FBers (I am the Lizard King) may need it.

Hank Chinaski · 05-03-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. Who would want a squishy vibrator? Someone who wants to relive the experience with the guy who could never quite get hard enough? What is the word for this?

writhing

Hank Chinaski · 05-03-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't remember the name. It's white and squishy and sorta short and thick and curved and it was supposed to be a g-spot stimultor. It didn't stimulate anything.

Damnit.

Wow! other than thick that's word for word how my sister described her homecoming date with SS

str8outavannuys · 05-03-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by lo-berry
Back up off me, sucka! I am 600 posts away from finishing the archives of this board and your shit don't impress me other than the stupifying stank of it.

So far my favorite posters, in particular order are:

sebestian dangerfield
mmmm3587
paigowprincess
not me
hank chinaski
robustpuppy
notfromhere (I like the links, yo go girl!)

my least favorite

shapeshifter-dumb

str8outtavannuys-makes no sense, how did this guy get into yale?

ltl/fb-huh?

Lamest lamer:

Thurgreed

See you in 600 more posts!

Standardized tests, babeee.

Hank Chinaski · 05-03-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Since Fall of 1990. I believe there might be a genetic component involved. My sister recently told me that my mother occsionally goes commando.

Piece of family trivia- that started when your dad came home from work early once and she just did not have time to put her panties back on AND find me the skimmer to show that i really was the pool guy. She does it still to keep the original lie believable.

Alex_de_Large · 05-03-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Piece of family trivia- that started when your dad came home from work early once and she just did not have time to put her panties back on AND find me the skimmer to show that i really was the pool guy. She does it still to keep the original lie believable.

Now *that's* dedication.

lo-berry · 05-03-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So there is this spinster. She is a butterbody. She is a good cook, spends a lot of money she doesnt have (orwont have for long) on furniture she cannot afford. She knows the most expensive streets in the wealthiest cities even though she hasnt been within 100 miles of said town. Anyway, she sort of lacks an identity and takes on the identity of those whose lives she would like to have. Most of these characters are fictional. Its sort of a shame bc she can be very funny and posesses some very nice traits.

Anyway, she recently turned 35. She decided this was the year she was going to get married. She has purchased wedding magazines, gone engagement ring shopping and has picked out whatever that word for wedding icing is, on the cake she will have. I am not sure but perhaps she has a reserved the site. The rest is confirmed.

Problem is, she does not have a boyfriend and not even a potential boyfriend.

And you all think I'm nuts?

Does she swallow?

str8outavannuys · 05-03-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my ex-boyfriend used to play Sarah McLaughlin and the Cowboy Junkies during sex all the time until one day I put my foot down (and the other, and walked out the door- ha). I suppose it was better than the dude who used to play "Feel like makin' love" during sex.

That was me.

WHEN I WAS 20! What the fuck is wrong with your ex (assuming he was significantly older).

Guys think women love Sarah. I'm not so sure that's true.

notcasesensitive · 05-03-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That was me.

WHEN I WAS 20! What the fuck is wrong with your ex (assuming he was significantly older).

Guys think women love Sarah. I'm not so sure that's true.

I'm pretty sure that a not insignificant number of lesbians still feel something for her* in light of the whole Lilith festival thing. Though that may not be your target market.

*Love? Who knows. Lust? Most likely. Gratitude for the chance to meet Ms. Right Now while catching Liz Phair on the side stage? Undoubtedly.