Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by dtb
So, my internet boyfriend (that would be Shape Shifter for those of you keeping score at home)

Just curious -- do you know what Shapey looks like IRL or is this pure imagination?

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
He is only 19 with that body . I am not an "ass lady" but I did think, for perhaps the first time in my life, "nice ass".

As for the manpris- you would think the sponsor would give him a new pair for eaech match, right? Well, on the final, he was wearing a pair that had been worn before, bc his ass was a faded orange. Like a chimp's. Sorta. I didn't think that would really move the product.

You mean the pants or his ass?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by dtb
...Shape Shifter ...

Oooh - you reminded me, I saw this whole documentary on David Icke last night, and it was friggin' hilarious, and I thought of you, SS, fondly, all the while.

The docu. makers clearly thought he was out of his gourd, yet nevertheless he seemed radically sane compared to the people who protest him.

Case in point: the head of the Canadian Green Party, who was trying to get Icke expelled from Canada (where he was on a book tour), expressing outrage that he had accused a former Canadian PM of being a blood drinking, child murdering lizard. I was like, "Dude, that was Brian Mulroney - YOU think Mulroney is a blood drinking, child murdering lizard, so what are you talking about?"

BR(I particularly liked the narrator's line: "whether you think Icke is an anti-semite or not really depends on whether you think, when he talks about 12 foot lizards, he really means the Jews. Having spent a fair amount of time with him, I have to say, I think when he talks about 12 foot lizards, he really means 12 foot lizards.")C

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Just curious -- do you know what Shapey looks like IRL ?

Natch. Just like Brad Pitt.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do any of you people really think you weigh more than people usually think you do? Everyone guesses low. I don't care who they are.

Next you people will be saying things like:

"Gee, I'm much older than people usually think I am."

Well, now that you mention it, I was carded buying beer last weekend. Woohoo!!! (OK, it's not cigs, but STILL!!!)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Y'all joke, but the technician doing the last ultrasound was duly impressed. I believe the exact quote was "well there's no mistaking the gender on this one."

Techs are absolutely famous for mistaking the umbilical cord for the schlong. Let's face it, if they were geniuses, they'd be producing the show instead of doing special effects.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe he was laying on his side at the time?

Laying . . . bricks? Eggs?

Was he in the vomitorium?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some SEC dude who left the year before last: fat and hairy and wearing ill-fitting clothes, and eating with his elbows on the table.

I couldn't tell how tall the Dalai Lama was when he and I did lunch, but he smiles alot.

And while I was pretty young when I hung out with Chou En Lai, he was pretty short.

[NotFromHere]

Something for Ironweed to look forward to.

BERLIN - A German city is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden “sex huts” in time for next year’s soccer World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday.

Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament.

“The World Cup has put us under added time pressure, as we don’t want a situation where prostitutes and their clients disturb residential areas,” the official said.

“In Dortmund we have an official red light district on the outskirts, but there is a problem. There is not enough space for everyone to park.”

Dortmund plans to arrange the Dutch-designed huts, which have been introduced in the city of Cologne, another World Cup venue, in an area with condom machines and snack bar.

“That said there will always be those who want to go behind a bush, under a bridge or into the woods.”

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe he was laying on his side at the time?

Or he left his lifts at home. I have to say, I was really shocked, 'cause I'd always thought of him as reasonably tall.

And his wife is a total giant.



That said, Bush I is 6'2", and he only has about 3 or 4 inches on Ted (though it's hard to say since you can't see their feet), so I may misunderestimate:



Of course, the real Ted may have been replaced with an only partially grown clone.

BR(removed unkind observation about alcohol and osteoperosis)C

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

In this picture, he looks taller than she is, even though he is partially bent over. So she wouldn't need to be *that* tall -- certainly not a giantess -- unless, I guess, he's like 6'7" or something.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I couldn't tell how tall the Dalai Lama was when he and I did lunch, but he smiles alot.

And while I was pretty young when I hung out with Chou En Lai, he was pretty short.

Buddha came to my birthday party.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
he smiles alot.

Apparently you have given up all thoughts of dtb being your internet gf.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Buddha came to my birthday party.

Christ was a little taller than Muhammed. Mohammed. Whichever -- I don't have nametags at my parties. Zeus is a real big guy, though, and not just by ancient standards.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Buddha came to my birthday party.

Did he let you rub his belly?

BR(when you did, did he giggle like the Pilsbury Dough guy?)C