Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Per the TSA website I will not have to partake:

Question
Media reports indicated that passengers may be forced to sample infant formula or milk before being permitted to fly. Is that true?



Answer
No. TSA will not ask passengers to sample fluids or beverages during the screening process. This process is being required at foreign airports and is not required at any domestic U.S. airport. Infant formula must be submitted for inspection to a TSA security officer by passengers traveling with a baby

Good going! Why not just sned the terrorists a how-to manual???

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good going! Why not just sned the terrorists a how-to manual???

That's it. I'm just going to take private jets from now on. Jeez.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Baby, honey, sweetie, penske; I hate to break it to you, but if I've heard of pencil skirts, then that means they definitely are not trendy anymore, so don't bother.

Who said I was trendy???!!! I am classic. dude. seriously. and brand statusy. I am so not trendy. And I'm not into total couture. No Missoni or Nannette Lepore. Burberry, Pink, Brooks. and Ann Taylor. can't seem to let got of AT. which is NotHighEnd.

[Adder]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For Hank and apparently Penske:

Liquids are banned from carry-on luggage and cannot be taken through security checkpoints. That includes drinks, toothpaste, perfume, shampoo, hair gel, suntan lotion and similar items.

Drinks purchased in the airport cannot be carried onto flights.

Medications will be allowed but must be presented for inspection at security checkpoints.

Mothers can bring baby formula on board, but only after drinking it in front of security officials first.

All shoes must be removed and placed on an X-ray belt for screening.

Passengers are also asked to arrive at least two hours early to allow for additional screening.

Passengers traveling to the United Kingdom should contact their airline for information about any extra security measures or precautions that might be required. Laptop computers, mobile phones and iPods are among items banned on British flights.

Abso-fucking-lutely absurd.

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I missed that story. Why the outrage? Because people were totally disgusted? I'm presuming the mom drank it from the bottle.

Snopes verified, just because I wanted to make sure I hadn't just imagined an incident:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/milk.htm

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Adder
Abso-fucking-lutely absurd.

You act as if these measures don't protect us.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Who said I was trendy???!!! I am classic. dude. seriously. and brand statusy. I am so not trendy. And I'm not into total couture. No Missoni or Nannette Lepore. Burberry, Pink, Brooks. and Ann Taylor. can't seem to let got of AT. which is NotHighEnd.

Ok, ok, I'll ease up then. For the love of all that is holy, just promise me that you won't procreate with NFH--think of the consequences.

[Adder]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You act as if these measures don't protect us.

Strange how it seems that way, isn't it?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good going! Why not just send the terrorists a how-to manual???

It's too easy. You give an exception to baby formula and insulin then suddenly the terrorists are diabetic with babies.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For Hank and apparently Penske:

Liquids are banned from carry-on luggage and cannot be taken through security checkpoints. That includes drinks, toothpaste, perfume, shampoo, hair gel, suntan lotion and similar items.

Drinks purchased in the airport cannot be carried onto flights.

The news stands inside security now have a new revenue source selling overpriced travel sized lotions and eye care stuff.

And the airlines will make money selling hugely overpriced bottled water during the flight.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Fugee
The news stands inside security now have a new revenue source selling overpriced travel sized lotions and eye care stuff.

And the airlines will make money selling hugely overpriced bottled water during the flight.

I really wish I could move my whole family to NZ.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Fugee
The news stands inside security now have a new revenue source selling overpriced travel sized lotions and eye care stuff.

And the airlines will make money selling hugely overpriced bottled water during the flight.

I just wonder how enforcement's going to work if they're not checking your bag at the door to the plane. If you see someone with a bottle of Dasani in the airplane do you tell the flight attendant? Will they confiscate your bottle? Arrest you?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Who said I was trendy???!!! I am classic. dude. seriously. and brand statusy. I am so not trendy. And I'm not into total couture. No Missoni or Nannette Lepore. Burberry, Pink, Brooks. and Ann Taylor. can't seem to let got of AT. which is NotHighEnd.

Hmm. I'm wearing Nannette Lepore today. And I don't own any Burberry, Pink or Brooks Brothers. I am the anti-ppnyc.

(but I promise that if I am allowed time off to decompress, I will not buy (much) Nannette Lepore or Betsey Johnson during that period.)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
everyone should just leave stuff in bins at the airports then when you arrive you can pick up stuff other people left there.

can someone check if we need to check laptops?

Yes. You do. In case the "yes" was unclear.

And iPods and cell phones.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I'm wearing Nannette Lepore today. And I don't own any Burberry, Pink or Brooks Brothers. I am the anti-ppnyc.

(but I promise that if I am allowed time off to decompress, I will not buy (much) Nannette Lepore or Betsey Johnson during that period.)

Yay us. I have never owned any Burberry, Pink, Brooks or Ann Taylor.

But I am not wearing Nannette Lepore today. Tommy Bahama and Faconnable not that anyone cares.