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[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would not disagree with FunBetty, but she already said she doesn't have pubes. You'll have to think of something else.

Eww. TMI.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck her. But what about Tiger's wife?

TM

• "My wife, yes, she has been a model prior, and she did do some bikini photos," Woods said. "But to link her to porn web sites and such is unacceptable, and I no not accept that at all. Neither does our team."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by nononono
The French woman was much more interesting, and beautiful. This woman looks like a plumped-up Susan Partridge.

2. I think I'm burned out on bland prettiness. It may be a hazard of living in LA. Really, really sick of blondes.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would be concerned about colors running from the pussywipes.

aren't the wipes for inter-labia use? how hairy are the women you've dated?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
When I'm in my "I'm rating you" mode, far be it for me to say but if a chick's face is all out of wack she loses hotness quotient in my book. Eveness and symmetry and balance in features to me contributes in part to beauty and only unusual exceptions really look stunning to that rule. carolyn murphy is a good example she ain't all that now, but her features are fairly even and symmetrical in nature.

is it hard to keep floppy tits sitting symetrically?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

• "My wife, yes, she has been a model prior, and she did do some bikini photos," Woods said. "But to link her to porn web sites and such is unacceptable, and I no not accept that at all. Neither does our team."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

I love it. It's like the newspaper got TM to speak in a restrained, Irish wit. I was almost expecting a momma joke.

• Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public," the magazine wrote. "Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

• "My wife, yes, she has been a model prior, and she did do some bikini photos," Woods said. "But to link her to porn web sites and such is unacceptable, and I no not accept that at all. Neither does our team."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

What do you think got me thinking about her?

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A face that pretty can get away with some ratio problems. So much of it's in the eyes.

I thought this rule only applied to strippers.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is it hard to keep floppy tits sitting symetrically?

alleged floppy tits. My tits aren't floppy. if you are asking, Hank if containing big tits evenly in a bra--the answer is you need an expensive well made French bra which I do.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by nononono
The French woman was much more interesting, and beautiful. This woman looks like a plumped-up Susan Partridge.

Bingo! Her body is amazing, but her face looks too much like Susan Partridge.

[pony_trekker]

And yes, there is a god:

Toples pics

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
2. I think I'm burned out on bland prettiness. It may be a hazard of living in LA. Really, really sick of blondes.

I put blondes in the same category as everyone else. I think that french anchor looks strange in that photo. I do not subscribe to the view that certain types of beauty are exotic. That just means non-white and/or foreign, as far as I can tell.* The simple fact is, either you're pretty or you're not.

Anyway, I understand what you're saying. I went out in LA awhile back and every single woman looked exactly the same -- blonde, fake lips, fake tits, nose job, super skinny. That shit gets boring fast. It's like they're all trying to be the same person.

And it amazes me how many men judge the attractiveness level of a city on just how many of this type of woman live there. Whenever someone asks about where the hot women are, the answer is always the places where the concentrations of these girls are high. It's silly.

TM

*The corollary to this is "the girl or boy next door" or "classic" good looks. As far as I can tell, all these things mean: white. In my mind, Taye Diggs has classic good looks, because I tend to think "classic" means very chiseled, strong features. But I've never seen anyone who wasn't white described this way. Similary, no one seems to have lived next to a hispanic, asian or black person.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by nononono
The French woman was much more interesting, and beautiful. This woman looks like a plumped-up Susan Partridge.

I agree. Tiger's wife never did it for me. But the French woman is gorgeous - amazing eyes. I also love her hair color.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I agree. Tiger's wife never did it for me. But the French woman is gorgeous - amazing eyes. I also love her hair color.

And in the soccer kind of football, they don't stop the clock every 3-5 seconds.

Is Wednesday night another football-watching night? Like Monday?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by pony_trekker


And yes, there is a god:

Toples pics

And better topless pix