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Old 10-28-2003, 06:17 PM   #4591
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Take a poll. Ask 10 women how many would rather expose their breats or masturbate in public. I can assure you its much more embarrassing to masturbate publicly than to show a nipple.
You guys are arguing past each other. THe correct question for SD is what would it take for him to pose naked (or appear on tv naked). The jacking off in his hypo is not an equivalent analogy.

So SD, though I don't really care, I ask for the board (and so that we can be done with this discussion), what is your price for appearing on tv nude in front of millions of people. Fluffed or not, your pick.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:20 PM   #4592
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I knew I'd get that shoved up my ass... ... I assume reasonable minds see the difference and can only conclude he was fucking with me.
Probably, cause I am, and it's kind of fun. But I need to go soon.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:20 PM   #4593
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You guys are arguing past each other. THe correct question for SD is what would it take for him to pose naked (or appear on tv naked). The jacking off in his hypo is not an equivalent analogy.

So SD, though I don't really care, I ask for the board (and so that we can be done with this discussion), what is your price for appearing on tv nude in front of millions of people. Fluffed or not, your pick.
$200k for 30 seconds. Tax free.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:20 PM   #4594
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I knew I'd get that shoved up my ass...
But I thought you liked that sort of thing.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:22 PM   #4595
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$200k for 30 seconds. Tax free.
$800k more for the masturbation? Is this done in the same 30 seconds, or is an extension required?
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:23 PM   #4596
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You guys are arguing past each other. THe correct question for SD is what would it take for him to pose naked (or appear on tv naked). The jacking off in his hypo is not an equivalent analogy.

So SD, though I don't really care, I ask for the board (and so that we can be done with this discussion), what is your price for appearing on tv nude in front of millions of people. Fluffed or not, your pick.
Make him wear a t-shirt in this hypothetical. Every man knows that just plain naked makes us feel much less vulnerable than naked from the waist down...
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:25 PM   #4597
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How in the hell could showing off one's tits be a huge matter of principle? Its a set of boobs for chrissakes. What principle could there be which precludes anyone from showing off a very common body part with which everyone is familiar. Its not like we all haven't seen it before...

People in the United States need to be naked more and open about sexuality more. The notion that certain body parts are off limits to public view has no rational basis. That people debate whether breasts may be shown as a matter of principle underscores just how parchial and out of touch we are.
Awesome. Before you say anything else on the matter, please post your wife's tits right here. Thank you.

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Old 10-28-2003, 06:26 PM   #4598
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$200k for 30 seconds. Tax free.
So Halle at $500k (albeit not tax free) apparently is more embarassed by her breasts than you by your body.

Things that make you go hmmm.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:36 PM   #4599
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Awesome. Before you say anything else on the matter, please post your wife's tits right here. Thank you.

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Dude, if I had a shot of them, I'd be pleased to do so asap. Would you do the same?
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:36 PM   #4600
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re: costumes. I was thinking of going as the walk of shame. It's been several years since this has actually happened, but I think I can pull it off - evening dress with oversized sweatshirt on top, heels in hand, messed up hair, slightly smeared makeup, fishnets with some small rips. What do you all think?
I can help you with this costume.

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Old 10-28-2003, 06:37 PM   #4601
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Awesome. Before you say anything else on the matter, please post your wife's tits right here. Thank you.

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Old 10-28-2003, 06:38 PM   #4602
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Dude, if I had a shot of them, I'd be pleased to do so asap. Would you do the same?
Wow, I'm sure it is really difficult to take pictures of someone you live with. Pick up a disposable camera and take some damn pictures. If you think she'll object, I'm sure you can surprise her at least a couple times.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:38 PM   #4603
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So Halle at $500k (albeit not tax free) apparently is more embarassed by her breasts than you by your body.

Things that make you go hmmm.
Frankly, $200K to see his dick for 30 seconds, as long as that is (the time period, not his dick), is way too much, because the the demand to see his dick simply isn't that high. Halle can command a much higher price, because people like TM paid money to see a crappy film like Swordfish just to see her tits. And she has a hell of a lot more to lose by flashing her tits to the world in a crappy movie like Swordfish than SD does by taking a dare for whatever his market price would be. My guess is that SD's dick on TV for 30 seconds is worth no more than $25K, if that. I know models in art classes that get paid $11 an hour.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:38 PM   #4604
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The U.S. version of "The Office" will be high risk if it turns up on a network, however, and Gervais predicted one big change for the lead role — a sex symbol.
All too prescient headline: Some Americanized British Shows Nosedive.

At least "The Office U.S." will have the same comfort Medea's children had: to be killed by their own maker.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:38 PM   #4605
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$800k more for the masturbation? Is this done in the same 30 seconds, or is an extension required?
That's why they call it the money shot in porn. I'd ask for a provision granting bonuses for distance and volume as well.

S(and a sneaker deal on the side)D
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