Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Finally, if you want to be a defense attorney at all, a few months out of each year should be spent as a public defender. Mandatory.

So you can learn to wing cases on minimal preparation?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So you can learn to wing cases on minimal preparation?

I would think that both prosecutors and defense attys would do well to have public defending imposed on them.

I would give money.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Gattigap
"Start another pay period?" Why in the world would he care about the marginal amounts of additional administrative hassle for the firm that he's leaving?

Particularly since the 31st is a Tuesday.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hey! I'm taking you to the Grand Canyon.

That's not a nice way to refer to your gaping gash.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by dtb
Hey! What about me?!? I'm quitting too!

Why do I always get left out of everything?

You are invited on the 1st.

[SlaveNoMore]

spookyfish
I fucking hate you all.

Seriously.

Every one of you.

Never get involved with chicks from the Board.

Don't you people ever fucking learn?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I fucking hate you all.

Seriously.

Every one of you.

2. I'm a good three years away from leaving a big steaming shit on the boss's desk.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know the town where the Power Rangers live? why would anyone live there? every week different massive monsters or robots come and break dozens of buildings- I know I should "suspend disbelief", but there's a limit.
Are property values so horrible, maybe they just can't afford to move, or maybe lots of them work in construction?

Oh! Oh! I know the answer to this one!

It is because everyone loves the benevolent Princess Shayla, who lives in the town with the Power Rangers and is kind to all.

Princess Shayla is my friend. Okay, okay, the actress who played Princess Shayla is my friend. Details. She is also quite a fan of the Texas Hold'em. And she won a bad beat jackpot, as previously discussed here.

This is my str8-esque submission for the day.

[dtb]

Originally posted by LessinSF
That's not a nice way to refer to your gaping gash.

Men. They just don't understand.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think that both prosecutors and defense attys would do well to have public defending imposed on them.

I would give money.

Oh, I agree a prosecutor should be forced to work both sides of the aisle. That would have a good effect on the douchebags who view prosecution as a "mission" and think all criminals should be worked over with jumper cables and blackjacks.

But the suggestion that PD work would make defense lawyers better at what they do doesn't hold much water. The best defense lawyers I saw were ex-prosecutors. Guys from the PD's offices could work a courtroom, but the complicated cases that involved complicated pre-trial motions and complex issue were beyond them. PDs are overworked and too often forced to wing a large part of their cases. If I were in the can and needed a ringer, I'd get myself an ex-AUSA.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Men. They just don't understand.

Um, I would prefer to have lunch not in the gaping gash. If possible. She may attend, though.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
That's not a nice way to refer to your gaping gash.

Ah, now I understand her need for load-bearing underwear.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, I agree a prosecutor should be forced to work both sides of the aisle. That would have a good effect on the douchebags who view prosecution as a "mission" and think all criminals should be worked over with jumper cables and blackjacks.

But the suggestion that PD work would make defense lawyers better at what they do doesn't hold much water. The best defense lawyers I saw were ex-prosecutors. Guys from the PD's offices could work a courtroom, but the complicated cases that involved complicated pre-trial motions and complex issue were beyond them. PDs are overworked and too often forced to wing a large part of their cases. If I were in the can and needed a ringer, I'd get myself an ex-AUSA.

I wouldn't think PD work would make defense lawyers better. Mandatory PD work might raise the quality of defense of the people who have PDs, though.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
More evidence to support my beliefs on the death penalty -- namely, the only people who the state should execute are those I want executed. Namely:

One ex-gf from college
Most of the population of Glenview Sr. Public School, 1984-86
Kyle Farnsworth
Sergio Garcia

Holy shit! str8 outted himself as Huey Freeman in today's Boondocks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. I'm a good three years away from leaving a big steaming shit on the boss's desk.

My God man... you'll be bigger than Rerun by then. If you don't die of sepsis.