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Old 11-07-2007, 06:46 PM   #4591
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It won't be sad if she gets a spectacular rack when she's pregnant and it persists through breastfeeding. By the time they cease to be spectacular she can get new spectacular ones. But in the meantime, she'll be able to say "they're real, and they're spectacular." What woman doesn't want to be able to say that?
Mmmm....pregnancy boobies.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:47 PM   #4592
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It won't be sad if she gets a spectacular rack when she's pregnant and it persists through breastfeeding. By the time they cease to be spectacular she can get new spectacular ones. But in the meantime, she'll be able to say "they're real, and they're spectacular." What woman doesn't want to be able to say that?
This may be a good way to convince the husband that he wants children sooner. "Honey, the sooner we have kids, the sooner my breasts will enlarge naturally with pregnancy and the sooner I can get implants after the breastfeeding is over." I bet he races to the bathroom to throw away my bc pills!
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:47 PM   #4593
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It's a little of both. Most people tell me my boobs look just fine. But I know that my back still hurts and I still have to wear a monster sports bra when I run and I still get those grooves in my shoulders from my bra. I'd like to be able to buy a dress that's backless or halter topped or strapless without having to consider the torture device I'm going to need to wear under it.

In addition, this surgery is considered a revision from the first one. The important thing about that is that I don't have to pay for it again. I am paying the anesthesiologist and that is all. And I know if I don't do it now, I'll wind up deciding to do it in 5 years anyway, so I might as well save myself the ten grand.

My surgeon also tells me the recovery will be easier this time around, as they aren't doing a lift, and probably won't be moving as many things around.
And the Brazenette's boy friends wept...

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Old 11-07-2007, 06:48 PM   #4594
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This may be a good way to convince the husband that he wants children sooner.
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Mmmm....pregnancy boobies.
Perhaps the two of you could discuss this at the dinner table tonight?
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:53 PM   #4595
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Have you thought about ditching the law to write travel guides?
I actually looked into it somewhat seriously, but they pay for crap because people will basically do it for expenses. My sister has a good friend who wrote for Lonely Planet for three years - until he got fed up with the pay (among other things). He still compiles a good list of unique lodging around the world, if anyone wants it.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:54 PM   #4596
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:57 PM   #4597
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:57 PM   #4598
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It looks grim, Hank.
i think scalpers cock-blocked me out of any outside events so i'll be okay. plus, i still hope for a chinese government edict like "no passengers cars on any road Jan-August." It is a country capable of making something like that happen.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:58 PM   #4599
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I actually looked into it somewhat seriously, but they pay for crap because people will basically do it for expenses. My sister has a good friend who wrote for Lonely Planet for three years - until he got fed up with the pay (among other things). He still compiles a good list of unique lodging around the world, if anyone wants it.
The pay for other outfits sucks, but I would think you could bring your own sensibility, and might be able to offer something a little different.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:58 PM   #4600
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And the Brazenette's boy friends wept...

Honey, if the Brazenette looks anything like I did in high school, her boy friends will be very happy indeed.
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:00 PM   #4601
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The Danish women are better looking and easier. The Danes also speak better English than the Irish. The pub and music scene is better in Dublin, and so is the literary scene (if you care about such crap). The weird Aquavit-type liquors are better in Denmark, the beer better in Ireland. The weather in December is probably a toss-up. Copenhagen is a pretty, bicycle-oriented city with the Tivoli Gardens, etc. Dublin is more industrial, but has better buskers. Both peoples are friendly and inviting, but you will meet more actual Danes in Copenhagen, than you will Irish in Dublin (where there has been a huge population shift towards Eastern European immigrants). The seafood is better in Copenhagen, but there is not as much variety as Dublin, if you were feeling like Inidan, Thai, Mexican, or something else.
any thoughts on which is the better city to run in?
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:01 PM   #4602
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I actually looked into it somewhat seriously, but they pay for crap because people will basically do it for expenses. My sister has a good friend who wrote for Lonely Planet for three years - until he got fed up with the pay (among other things). He still compiles a good list of unique lodging around the world, if anyone wants it.
My sister used to work for Avalon Travel Publishing in Emeryville as a map editor. She still knows all of the authors there. Most of them worked on a contract basis and a lot of them sounded batshit crazy. Still, we use the 2003 edition of the Moon California Hiking book every year and it's always been dead perfect in it's directions and description.

If you want any intel on getting on board with them, let me know and I can hook you up with her.
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:04 PM   #4603
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any thoughts on which is the better city to run in?
I will likely be there for less than 24 hours, people!
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Honey, if the Brazenette looks anything like I did in high school, her boy friends will be very happy indeed.
On the internets, everyone is pretty!

Anyway, in their eyes, your MILF status is waning.
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:06 PM   #4605
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My sister used to work for Avalon Travel Publishing in Emeryville as a map editor. She still knows all of the authors there. Most of them worked on a contract basis and a lot of them sounded batshit crazy. Still, we use the 2003 edition of the Moon California Hiking book every year and it's always been dead perfect in it's directions and description.

If you want any intel on getting on board with them, let me know and I can hook you up with her.
Note to LessinSF: Be sure to drink a lot of fluids before the hook up/meeting.

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