Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Say I wished to send a present from www.dogdoo.com to a certain colleague at my former firm (aka Ftard Partner). How much of a time difference since I left that pit of hell is sufficient that such a delivery would not be associated with me? 8-10 months?

I was disappointed to see that is is not real dog crap that they send, but I guess that is to be expected. You just can't get quality merchandise these days.

I would send it as soon as you hear someone else has quit or been axed - 8-10 months is overkill.

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I like the pic in the pink blazer that makes her look like she's ripping a fart.
And the one at her desk where she's supposedly working - but the chair is too low or something and it looks like she's a grade school kid doing homework.

Too bad I don't think she's doing any speaking engagements around here. I would love to hear her dating tips learned from the Apprentice.

I caught a minute of her interview w/ Katie Couric this morning and Kate said "You wanted me to ask you if you're single. So are you single?" I loved her pointing out to everyone that Stacy WANTED everyone to know she was single.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by TexLex
What sort of Dr. would one see for a gimpy knee? And by gimpy, I mean a leaping-over-a-big-ottoman-and-landing-wrong-and-I- haven't-been-able-to-walk-right-for-days-now-gimpy. Is a GP ok or should I even bother? I mean it will eventually get better or rot off by itself, right?

This is not remotely on topic, so I apologize for that. However, I was in so much pain this morning that I couldn't even bear to walk over to the closet to put clothes on until much later.

Torn cartilage at best. Torn ligament(s) (and cartilage) at worst. Go see an orthopedist.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
OK, so fired midget Stacy claims to practice corporate law at a top NY firm. Anyone know which one?

Fuck you for not putting this in spoiler colors, you ass.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Bring back the Milton
And lefty needs are answered
Pavano safety net

Can they get out of
Kevin's Brown's massive contract?
Vazquez's also?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Can they get out of
Kevin's Brown's massive contract?
Vazquez's also?

We should keep Vazquez.
Put Kevin Brown on waivers.
No takers? Eat it.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We should keep Vazquez.
Put Kevin Brown on waivers.
No takers? Eat it.

TM

Eat what? The ham sandwich?** Ahhh. It all makes sense now.



**Slave -- I owe you a royalty check. I've used your phrase as often as I can squeeze it into a conversation (however tangential it may seem).

[barely_legal]

WARNING: APPRENTICE SPOILER BELOW (added by b_l)

Originally posted by SEC_Chick

OK, so fired midget Stacy claims to practice corporate law at a top NY firm. Anyone know which one?

On an unrelated note...

Say I wished to send a present from www.dogdoo.com to a certain colleague at my former firm (aka Ftard Partner). How much of a time difference since I left that pit of hell is sufficient that such a delivery would not be associated with me? 8-10 months?

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!! Again???????????


SPOILER SPACE PLEASE.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I like the pic in the pink blazer that makes her look like she's ripping a fart.
And the one at her desk where she's supposedly working - but the chair is too low or something and it looks like she's a grade school kid doing homework.

The desk shot was my favorite until I saw the the one of her in glasses where you get a hint of another woman's cleavage.

The one where she appears to be pulling a suitcase in which she could sleep is also amusing.

Something about that shrimpy brat just brings out the heightist in me, and I only saw the Apprentice for the first time last night.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd probably fuck her, but she could do without the photo gallery.

She can suck my dick while I rest my beer on her head. A quick search of the web, however, does not reveal that she is licensed or working anywhere (as an attorney at least). That said, I would prefer that Jennifer Massey, formerly of Brobeck and Clifford Chance, suck my dick. Her husband, Aron (they couldn't afford buying the extra vowel) can watch.

[barely_legal]

And an extra "fuck you" to the moderators who failed to add spoiler space before I read it. You know who you are. And you suck ass.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck you for not putting this in spoiler colors, you ass.

TM

Oh stop. I don't even watch that crap and I saw this fired chick on TV this morning.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
Slave -- I owe you a royalty check. I've used your phrase as often as I can squeeze it into a conversation (however tangential it may seem).

Are you talking about the "trade him for a ham sammich" quote? You need to get out more. That saying is as old as...well, I don't really know. But it's older than you and you should know it.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you talking about the "trade him for a ham sammich" quote? You need to get out more. That saying is as old as...well, I don't really know. But it's older than you and you should know it.

TM

OK Slave, when you get the check, just rip it up. 'kay?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
And an extra "fuck you" to the moderators who failed to add spoiler space before I read it. You know who you are. And you suck ass.

Hey, I was "working." Don't blame me for another person's total lack of consideration or expect me to protect you from everything. I'm not your Mommy.

Bitch.