Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[greatwhitenorthchick]

http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd--...ed_Kennedy.htm

As this picture shows, Ted is quite tall. Taller than JFK.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
I'll just get straight to the "good stuff" because the surrounding circumstances were entirely too detailed in bizarre to get into, and they're just not that interesting.

So, my internet boyfriend (that would be Shape Shifter for those of you keeping score at home) and I planned a rendez-vous at this high-school track meet so that we could make out and stuff. Now, though I was overwhelmed with desire during this making out/feeling up interlude, I felt it wouldn't be quite right for me to actually do the sex with my internet boyfriend in a public place (what with my being married and all), I procured him a substitute for the actual sex-having. The substitute was Gwen Stefani. [WTF?] I am so in contention for internet-girlfriend-of-the-year. Can I get a "hell, yeah"?

We then made a plan to meet later in his old apartment (as opposed to his new apartment - just upstairs from the old one) for the actual sex part. That part was off-camera though.

Damn. I didn't tivo this. Any chance of a rerun?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Oooh - you reminded me, I saw this whole documentary on David Icke last night, and it was friggin' hilarious, and I thought of you, SS, fondly, all the while.

The docu. makers clearly thought he was out of his gourd, yet nevertheless he seemed radically sane compared to the people who protest him.

Case in point: the head of the Canadian Green Party, who was trying to get Icke expelled from Canada (where he was on a book tour), expressing outrage that he had accused a former Canadian PM of being a blood drinking, child murdering lizard. I was like, "Dude, that was Brian Mulroney - YOU think Mulroney is a blood drinking, child murdering lizard, so what are you talking about?"

BR(I particularly liked the narrator's line: "whether you think Icke is an anti-semite or not really depends on whether you think, when he talks about 12 foot lizards, he really means the Jews. Having spent a fair amount of time with him, I have to say, I think when he talks about 12 foot lizards, he really means 12 foot lizards.")C

Damn. I didn't tivo this. Any chance of a rerun?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd--...ed_Kennedy.htm

As this picture shows, Ted is quite tall. Taller than JFK.

I was really hoping that was going to be a link to some kind of abstract portrait of just head/shoulders of the men in question. Damn.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd--...ed_Kennedy.htm

As this picture shows, Ted is quite tall. Taller than JFK.

Who's penske?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who's penske?

Penske is Sequels's girlfriend.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Damn. I didn't tivo this. Any chance of a rerun?

Probably. It was really, really funny, particularly if you like the spectacle of various leftie groups sitting around talking about how dangerous Icke is, because everything he says is 100% true about the evil world-wide elitist conspiracy to oppress humanity. Every word - but then he talks about the lizards.

See, they think people laugh at them just because of the lizard part.

The other conspiracy theorists were much smarter than the miscellaneous lefties in their objections to him. They believe that he is an Illuminati plant, and he speaks the absolute truth and then talks about lizards to cast doubt upon the rest of what he says. (They, too, think they get laughed at just because of the lizards, so maybe they aren't that much smarter than the leftie-green do-gooders.)

BR(I also like the ADL girl who described most of a booksigning crowd as "old rich white people who believe in lizards")C

[tmdiva]

Evan?!?! Seriously? Wow, I was giving you credit for being a little more interesting than that, but Evan is top 50. Bo-ring. Might as well name him Jacob (though, admittedly, that doesn't go as well with the last name). Me, I'm standing firm on my policy of not using any name that appears in the top 1000, using the SSA's handy look-up feature.

Maybe it was just a BDD, but my fetus also appeared alarmingly well-hung in the ultrasound. I even got out Magnus's ultrasound pics when I got home to compare. Hopefully the almost-five-year age difference will eliminate all or at least most opportunities for direct comparison.

And RP, do you know for sure yet if it's a little slut-to-be or greatfuck-to-be?

tm

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not Bob Evans?

Bob Evans has hotties who work for him, and they're always outside his office in the courtyard smoking. It feels very much like high school. I walk by them, too scared to chat them up, on my way to the parking lot or the cafe.

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
[David Icke]

Never heard of him, but his website is the perfect antidote for the somewhat sickly feeling you may experience after viewing folk-singing sister group websites.

READER REVIEW OF DAVID ICKE'S NEW BOOK

'I just got the new book today. H.O.L.Y. C.R.A.P.
This book is blowing my fucking mind.
I can feel it changing my life and shaping my future as I read every word.'

- Joseph

All I can say is H.E.L.L. Y.E.A.H. I've only ever felt this way reading Sebby's late-night posts, but I think I just found me a new guru.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ironweed
Never heard of him, but his website is the perfect antidote for the somewhat sickly feeling you may experience after viewing folk-singing sister group websites.

READER REVIEW OF DAVID ICKE'S NEW BOOK

'I just got the new book today. H.O.L.Y. C.R.A.P.
This book is blowing my fucking mind.
I can feel it changing my life and shaping my future as I read every word.'

- Joseph

All I can say is H.E.L.L. Y.E.A.H. I've only ever felt this way reading Sebby's late-night posts, but I think I just found me a new guru.

This is much like the quotes on the book written by the nut-job mom who tried to pay for a session at my brother's camp with her promissary note. By the way, I'm sure we were all at work and missed it, but apparently Anderson Cooper did a piece on my brother's school and camps on his show yesterday. Anyone see it?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ooooh a celebrity height fight!!! I love these.

Fine. I'll add mine. I don't have many (YET!!!). Unless you count reality tv stars.

Vince Vaughn - 6'4" (I made Mr Man stand next to him in an airport to verify so I am most sure of this one)
Jamie Foxx - 5'10" or 5'11"
Jerry and Charlie O'Connell - both over 6' (6'2" if I had to guess)
Dave Grohl - 5'11"
Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters' drummer) - 6'
David Lee Roth (hey, at least I'm not duplicating the efforts of others who see "A Listers") - 5'8"
Alicia Keys - 5'4" or 5'5"

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fine. I'll add mine. I don't have many (YET!!!). Unless you count reality tv stars.

Vince Vaughn - 6'4" (I made Mr Man stand next to him in an airport to verify so I am most sure of this one)
Jamie Foxx - 5'10" or 5'11"
Jerry and Charlie O'Connell - both over 6' (6'2" if I had to guess)
Dave Grohl - 5'11"
Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters' drummer) - 6'
David Lee Roth (hey, at least I'm not duplicating the efforts of others who see "A Listers") - 5'8"
Alicia Keys - 5'4" or 5'5"

SS is twelve feet tall and green. I am trying to think of the heights of other famous people I have met or stood next to on the internet.

Oooh! Ooh ooh ooh!!! Jean Claude Van Dammmmmm is really short, despite the length of his name.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Probably. It was really, really funny, particularly if you like the spectacle of various leftie groups sitting around talking about how dangerous Icke is, because everything he says is 100% true about the evil world-wide elitist conspiracy to oppress humanity. Every word - but then he talks about the lizards.

See, they think people laugh at them just because of the lizard part.

The other conspiracy theorists were much smarter than the miscellaneous lefties in their objections to him. They believe that he is an Illuminati plant, and he speaks the absolute truth and then talks about lizards to cast doubt upon the rest of what he says. (They, too, think they get laughed at just because of the lizards, so maybe they aren't that much smarter than the leftie-green do-gooders.)

BR(I also like the ADL girl who described most of a booksigning crowd as "old rich white people who believe in lizards")C

"If you are new to my work, the most bizarre information you will find on this site is that concerning the reptilian connection.

I understand that. It is quite something to absorb from our conditioned version of reality. But, then, that is the very point. If you want to keep something from the people, give them a version of reality and possibility that is so far from what is really going on that even if the truth comes to light it will seem far too ludicrous and extreme for most people to believe it.

Indeed, if you do your job well enough, the people will laugh at the truth, call it insane, and ridicule anyone who promotes it."

http://www.davidicke.com/icke/temp/reptconn.html

The guy is brilliant.

[NotFromHere]

And he looks like a murderer.



On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.

The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres' hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on Fulton's kitchen floor. His head was in a pillowcase under a kitchen table. His common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom.

At a time when the United States is tightening its borders, how could a man toting what appeared to be a bloody chain saw be allowed into the country?

Bill Anthony, a spokesman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, said the Canada-born Despres could not be detained because he is a naturalized U.S. citizen and was not wanted on any criminal charges on the day in question.

"Nobody asked us to detain him," Anthony said. "Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. ... We are governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations."