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[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The man with whom I traveled to Florence

When he's around, do you call him that or "my babydaddy"?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your trapped man is a fat?

Old + fat = slow and easy to catch.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
When he's around, do you call him that or "my babydaddy"?

My, you and Coltrane make big assumptions.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My, you and Coltrane make big assumptions.

You were travelling internationally with a man who is not the father of your fetus?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My, you and Coltrane make big assumptions.

Even I'm a fat in Italy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You were travelling internationally with a man who is not the father of your fetus?

I'm just saying it's possible. I did not conceive during or prior to my trip to Florence.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm just saying it's possible. I did not conceive during or prior to my trip to Florence.

You're still bitter that gwnc wrested the most slutiest title from you?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm just saying it's possible. I did not conceive during or prior to my trip to Florence.

I am very confused. Is the question whether the man whom you have reputedly mantrapped is the father of the fetus (or not), or whether you were on vacation with a man other than the man you have mantrapped, who is, without question, the father of the fetus?

I think I may have a fever.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm just saying it's possible. I did not conceive during or prior to my trip to Florence.

I knew I shouldn't have believed you when you said "I've never done this before".

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You're still bitter that gwnc wrested the most slutiest title from you?

Yes! And to add insult to injury, the kid didn't win slutiest fetus, either.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I knew I shouldn't have believed you when you said "I've never done this before".

That wasn't her. That was the fetus talking.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am very confused. Is the question whether the man whom you have reputedly mantrapped is the father of the fetus (or not), or whether you were on vacation with a man other than the man you have mantrapped, who is, without question, the father of the fetus?

I think I may have a fever.

Don't be confused. There was no real question. I was just being a deliberately vague pain in the ass.

P.S. Define mantrapped.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I knew I shouldn't have believed you when you said "I've never done this before".

I think what she actually said was "[sigh] you've never done this before, have you?"

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes! And to add insult to injury, the kid didn't win slutiest fetus, either.

Had you taken it to Barcelona it assuredly would have.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Had you taken it to Barcelona it assuredly would have.

Presumably you don't mean that pejoratively.