A sad, constant bid for attention

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you waiting for someone to ask you who he is?

TM

you don't speak Spankeze- Read "Emmy" for "Oscar" then read his posts again. He already mentioned the name.

[patentparanyc]

I've posted on this guy's blog before, but he updated some items, mainly west coast style which is very cool.... I've followed the progression of his career and he's turned into a full time blogger as well, with much exposure. Very cool

http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Spanky
1) The Governator has left me a few voicemails, the recordings of which I now have on my computer.

2) My ex-girlfriend, who was on the cover of Vogue and has had a lot of bit parts in movies and TV shows, after dating me, dated a women who was the six time kickboxing champion of the world. Yes that right, she swings both ways. She eventually broke up with the Kickboxer girlfriend but they stayed friends. The kickboxer had a fight in Vegas, so the ex, the kickboxer, the kickboxer new girldfriend, and I all went to Vegas where we hooked up with Less. We went to an after party where Less and I got to hang out with David Hasselhoff.

3) I sat with Greg Louganis, Kathleen Sullivan, Kelsey Grammer and his wife at an Emmy after party (at a club called the Gate). Greg Louganis was dating Steve Kmetco and Greg told me and my College buddy (who I had set up with a producer) about how when he and Steve first met, Steve was really emotionally bottled up, but he had gotten him more in touch with his feelings. It was my college friends first LA party and he was caught a little of guard. We heard a siren outside, and Kelsey Grammer asked me if I wanted to go follow the siren so I could maybe get a client, and then made jokes about how out of date my suit was (it was an Armani with a Nehru Jacket).

However, I don't think any of these come close to the Stanley Cup story.

Dude, if you get the gubernator, I get not only him (and his Kennedy spouse), but also all variety of Kennedys, Clintons, Kerrys (including starlets of days of old), Ferraros (smashing in stripes), Dukaki (well, I didn't fall asleep talking to Olympus) and their celeb hangers onners. Political celebs are marginally more exciting than legal celebs, and generally less entertaining than television used car salesmen.

Kickboxer stories, however, rate. More kickboxer stories.

And, man, I think a Nehru jacket would get a ribbing even if it was worn by Charlize Theron with nothing on underneath.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Bears were the team the Cardinals thought they were. And they let them off the hook!



Leinart looked impressive. Blame the kicker.

Great game, though.

TM

If by "great" you mean "painful to watch", I completely agree. Bears have zero offensive touchdowns and 4 (or 6?) turnovers and the Cardinals give them the game. Sad.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If by "great" you mean "painful to watch", I completely agree. Bears have zero offensive touchdowns and 4 (or 6?) turnovers and the Cardinals give them the game. Sad.

No. I mean "great," as in, a tight, hard-fought, exciting game where one team came back from a large deficit, took a one point lead and but for a missed field goal, almost lost it. But, I guess it's how you look at it.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

in Dogs vs. Cats.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a171059D82.DTL

Of course the cat killed the dog, so I guess it could be a draw. The article doesn't say what happened to the cat.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Dude, if you get the gubernator, I get not only him (and his Kennedy spouse), but also all variety of Kennedys, Clintons, Kerrys (including starlets of days of old), Ferraros (smashing in stripes), Dukaki (well, I didn't fall asleep talking to Olympus) and their celeb hangers onners. Political celebs are marginally more exciting than legal celebs, and generally less entertaining than television used car salesmen.

Kickboxer stories, however, rate. More kickboxer stories.

And, man, I think a Nehru jacket would get a ribbing even if it was worn by Charlize Theron with nothing on underneath.

Speaking of Charlize, this morning she gave me a ride to work. I offered to drive so she could give me road head. That got me hungry, so we met up for breakfast with Scarlett Johansson, who blew me under the table as I enjoyed some delicious oatmeal made from uncut oats. But I soon grew sleepy, so we went to Keira Knightley's hotel room. She would not let me sleep until I took her from behind while Charlize and Scarlett rolled around naked on the 700 thread count sheets making out. I ordered fresh squeezed orange juice from room service, but it was not to my liking so I sent it back. By this time, Charlize and Scarlett were all worked up, so I had to ride them both hard and put them away wet. Then Bijou Philips showed up and was all horny, but I was not so interested and my suit was all wrinkly, so I had the concierge pick me up an Armani suit with a one button jacket and came to work.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I mean "great," as in, a tight, hard-fought, exciting game where one team came back from a large deficit, took a one point lead and but for a missed field goal, almost lost it. But, I guess it's how you look at it.

TM

I bet the over. I won. I don't really care about all the rest of it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If by "great" you mean "painful to watch", I completely agree. Bears have zero offensive touchdowns and 4 (or 6?) turnovers and the Cardinals give them the game. Sad.

Is QB the worst represented position in sports? it seems like so few teams have QBs that can actually play the position well. every other position is well-represented, all teams have solid receivers, D-linemen, most have fair d-backs, but there really aren't that many solid QBs.

Maybe teams don't draft O-line high, so they're inadequate and the QBs end up looking bad, or maybe defenses are so advanced they can be easily tailored to address whatever strengths any one QB might possess, and take advantages of the teams weaknesses?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
in Dogs vs. Cats.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a171059D82.DTL

Of course the cat killed the dog, so I guess it could be a draw. The article doesn't say what happened to the cat.

maybe he went in to get the artificial leg? they might have been dating.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Do you think the whole "I can't have kids because I suffer from IBS" is bs? A ploy to try to retain her figure? She is tiny.

Yes, because having children is a higher calling and only bad self-centred vain people shirk from it, any time anyone says they can't participate in this calling, it is a "ploy to try to retain" their figure.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, because having children is a higher calling and only bad self-centred vain people shirk from it, any time anyone says they can't participate in this calling, it is a "ploy to try to retain" their figure.

I think it's pretty sad that anyone would have to reveal something so personal to "explain" a lifestyle decision that is absolutely no one else's, with the possible exception of her husband, business.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, because having children is a higher calling and only bad self-centred vain people shirk from it, any time anyone says they can't participate in this calling, it is a "ploy to try to retain" their figure.

I thought you agreed not to attack me on line? I have honored my end of of the bargain.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Speaking of Charlize, this morning she gave me a ride to work. I offered to drive so she could give me road head. That got me hungry, so we met up for breakfast with Scarlett Johansson, who blew me under the table as I enjoyed some delicious oatmeal made from uncut oats. But I soon grew sleepy, so we went to Keira Knightley's hotel room. She would not let me sleep until I took her from behind while Charlize and Scarlett rolled around naked on the 700 thread count sheets making out. I ordered fresh squeezed orange juice from room service, but it was not to my liking so I sent it back. By this time, Charlize and Scarlett were all worked up, so I had to ride them both hard and put them away wet. Then Bijou Philips showed up and was all horny, but I was not so interested and my suit was all wrinkly, so I had the concierge pick me up an Armani suit with a one button jacket and came to work.

I've found it hard to find places that serve uncut oats, and they take forever to cook up at home. Who serves them?

The Dalai Lama just had cold toast in the morning after we played croquet.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought you agreed not to attack me on line? I have honored my end of of the bargain.

Seems to me that you asked a question and she answered it. How is that an attack?