The New And Improved Fashion Board - Page 308

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-14-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Before we get too excited, let's recall that this was the thread in which she retired.

Continuing a long line of meaningless retirement announcements . . . Sugar Ray Leonard, Michael Jordan, Penske, Paigow, Penske's socks . . .

dtb · 12-14-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is fairly close, but they look at lot more real (NSFW):

http://www.implantinfo.com/banda8/78...son/index.html

Those "before" pictures look familiar.

patentparanyc · 12-14-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Continuing a long line of meaningless retirement announcements . . . Sugar Ray Leonard, Michael Jordan, Penske, Paigow, Penske's socks . . .

I could not resist the siren call of disco mitts, GMILFS, cock watches, fairy beds, et al. It is a powerful rrrarwww.

Adder · 12-14-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What amazes me is that you noticed the shoes before realizing a grandmother was checking you out.

GMILF?

Shockingly, she did not seem to be old enough to be a grandmother. But then again, it is DC.

And having recently looked in a mirror, she probably wasn't checking me out. I must have had some strange foreign substance stuck to my face or something.

andViolins · 12-14-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Gwinky likes to visualize whirled peas. I myself prefer to be more active and I am actually trying hard to stop the violins.

Hi! :hi:

aV

Pretty Little Flower · 12-14-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by pussycat
Maybe you are intimidated by the aura of our powerful vaginas. Do you find you need viagra to close the deal?

Dear Pussycat Newber,

Adder is a well-respected Mid-Skooler with influences in the Mid-Atlantic and Upper Midwestern regions. Beware of with whom you pick your fights on this board, because you never know what you might be getting yourself into. You're going to go far here if you just watch your step a bit.

Best,

Best,

Flower

"Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo."
Uptempo jog

pussycat · 12-14-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Pussycat Newber,

Adder is a well-respected Mid-Skooler with influences in the Mid-Atlantic and Upper Midwestern regions. Beware of with whom you pick your fights on this board, because you never know what you might be getting yourself into. You're going to go far here if you just watch your step a bit.

Best,

Best,

Flower

"Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo."
Uptempo jog

Are you a couple?

ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 05:35 PM

It is 3:30 here in ABBAville and I am still really hungover. Help me. I have already tried to selftreat with caffiene, salty foods, chocolate, and buying new hooker boots. Aside from offering fellatio to unsuspecting flowers, what can I do?

How come we have not discussed The Biggest Fat finale last night? It was SO INSPIRATIONAL. Something like NINE people lost OVER 100 POUNDS, several lost close to 200 POUNDS and the winner lost 214 POUNDS. HO. LY. SHIT.

It got to the point where I thought in my head "loser" when it showed the people who "only" lost 40-50 pounds.

Anyway, The Biggest Fat inspired me to consume a LOT of alcohol and now I am reaping the rewards of my actions. Rehab Boy is very disappointed in me.

ETA: UPDATE!!!!! LOOKS LIKE HAPPY HOUR STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!! FLOWER MEET ME AT THE LOCAL!!!!!!

taxwonk · 12-14-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
Hi! :hi:

aV

Not you. You're one of the good ones. Some of my best friends are violins, you know. I was just talking about the, well, you know, the bad violins. It's really kind of a shame that you instruments let a few bad apples set the tone for all of you.

patentparanyc · 12-14-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is 3:30 here in ABBAville and I am still really hungover. Help me. I have already tried to selftreat with caffiene, salty foods, chocolate, and buying new hooker boots. Aside from offering fellatio to unsuspecting flowers, what can I do?

How come we have not discussed The Biggest Fat finale last night? It was SO INSPIRATIONAL. Something like NINE people lost OVER 100 POUNDS, several lost close to 200 POUNDS and the winner lost 214 POUNDS. HO. LY. SHIT.

It got to the point where I thought in my head "loser" when it showed the people who "only" lost 40-50 pounds.

Anyway, The Biggest Fat inspired me to consume a LOT of alcohol and now I am reaping the rewards of my actions. Rehab Boy is very disappointed in me.

ETA: UPDATE!!!!! LOOKS LIKE HAPPY HOUR STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!! FLOWER MEET ME AT THE LOCAL!!!!!!

Happy Mc Burger.

Mc Donald's always hits the spot when hungovah.

Adder · 12-14-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by pussycat
Are you a couple?

Please don't start spreading that rumor. I don't need the hatemail from the many women of the Flower Fanclub.

12-14-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Rehab Boy is very disappointed in me.

Were you sending him to the kitchen every 10 minutes to mix more drinks while you drunkenly jeered the fats? Maybe he just lacks a sense of humour.

Adder · 12-14-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is 3:30 here in ABBAville and I am still really hungover. Help me. I have already tried to selftreat with caffiene, salty foods, chocolate, and buying new hooker boots. Aside from offering fellatio to unsuspecting flowers, what can I do?

Fellatio really is the only thing that works.

Either that or a nice greasy hamburger and fries. But the fellatio is more fun.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-14-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is 3:30 here in ABBAville and I am still really hungover. Help me. I have already tried to selftreat with caffiene, salty foods, chocolate, and buying new hooker boots. Aside from offering fellatio to unsuspecting flowers, what can I do?

How come we have not discussed The Biggest Fat finale last night? It was SO INSPIRATIONAL. Something like NINE people lost OVER 100 POUNDS, several lost close to 200 POUNDS and the winner lost 214 POUNDS. HO. LY. SHIT.

It got to the point where I thought in my head "loser" when it showed the people who "only" lost 40-50 pounds.

Anyway, The Biggest Fat inspired me to consume a LOT of alcohol and now I am reaping the rewards of my actions. Rehab Boy is very disappointed in me.

ETA: UPDATE!!!!! LOOKS LIKE HAPPY HOUR STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!! FLOWER MEET ME AT THE LOCAL!!!!!!

No can do. The insidious banality of modern existence has crept into my late afternoon, postponing my happy hour plans until 5:30 or 6:00. Be sure to get out of there before the Hellidazzle Parade traps you. Or I guess you could just ride it out in the Kissing Room until the parade is over.

ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Were you sending him to the kitchen every 10 minutes to mix more drinks while you drunkenly jeered the fats? Maybe he just lacks a sense of humour.

Dude, if I wake up to see the various sobriety talismans lying on my naked stomach one more time I am kicking him to the CURB. The sex is not THAT good. I am not Catholic - I am not used to all this guilt!!!!!!