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11-07-2007, 07:06 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,048
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I will likely be there for less than 24 hours, people!
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Hank's always seeking info on which countries allow strangers into school bathrooms.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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11-07-2007, 07:07 PM
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#4607
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Still, we use the 2003 edition of the Moon California Hiking book every year and it's always been dead perfect in it's directions and description.
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As opposed to that bastard Tom Stienstra, who has gotten me seriously lost. Fucker. I almost got eaten by a bear. And no, there is not a Wonk joke in there.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-07-2007, 07:09 PM
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#4608
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I will likely be there for less than 24 hours, people!
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My confidence in this area has waned, but I think you're whiffing. Hank's point may have been that Less doesn't run ... for exercise. |
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11-07-2007, 07:11 PM
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#4609
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Note to LessinSF: Be sure to drink a lot of fluids before the hook up/meeting.
Your pal,
Flinty
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This is the other sister. He's already met that sister. She even confirmed the story for him.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-07-2007, 07:12 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Not to change the subject but...
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y bold_n_brazen
Honey, if the Brazenette looks anything like I did in high school, her boy friends will be very happy indeed.
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Ego much, toots? |
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11-07-2007, 07:16 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ego much, toots?
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I was merely referring to the fabulousity of my rack back then. It defied gravity. I could rest my chin upon it. Oh, how I miss those days.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-07-2007, 07:23 PM
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#4612
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was merely referring to the fabulousity of my rack back then. It defied gravity. I could rest my chin upon it. Oh, how I miss those days.
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I think his post is still applicable.
Sincerely,
My Giant Cock.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-07-2007, 07:23 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
As opposed to that bastard Tom Stienstra, who has gotten me seriously lost. Fucker. I almost got eaten by a bear. And no, there is not a Wonk joke in there.
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Huh. Tom Stienstra was one of the contributors to the Moon book. He may or may not be one of the batshit crazy ones (I'm 70% sure he is), and I have no idea if he's the one that directed the particular hikes we've been on, but of the 30 or so we've done from that book, none have been at all off the mark.
We did encounter a lynx* once on a trail a few years ago at Pt. Reyes. The lynx stared at us, and we stared at it, and neither party was particularly sure what to do for a few minutes. The lynx was faster on the 2>1 and relative size equations and got the fuck out of there. I don't think that anyone was in any particular danger of being eaten, but it was touch and go for a second there.
*We don't really know if it was a lynx or not, but it was a largeish wild cat that didn't seem to be a mountain lion. Puma, bobcat, and jaugar have also been offered as possibilities, but the picture is unhelpful, as is the subsequent description by witnesses.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-07-2007, 07:32 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Huh. Tom Stienstra was one of the contributors to the Moon book. He may or may not be one of the batshit crazy ones (I'm 70% sure he is), and I have no idea if he's the one that directed the particular hikes we've been on, but of the 30 or so we've done from that book, none have been at all off the mark.
We did encounter a lynx* once on a trail a few years ago at Pt. Reyes. The lynx stared at us, and we stared at it, and neither party was particularly sure what to do for a few minutes. The lynx was faster on the 2>1 and relative size equations and got the fuck out of there. I don't think that anyone was in any particular danger of being eaten, but it was touch and go for a second there.
*We don't really know if it was a lynx or not, but it was a largeish wild cat that didn't seem to be a mountain lion. Puma, bobcat, and jaugar have also been offered as possibilities, but the picture is unhelpful, as is the subsequent description by witnesses.
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In my case, there may have been a bit of comparitive negligence involved, but we ended up way the fuck up the wrong forest service road in the Trinity Alps. A road strewn with large, pointy rocks. Which led to a flat tire. And limping home back to camp in an Escort wagon on the donut spare.
And don't let anyone tell you bears shit in the woods. They shit in the middle of forest service roads. Believe me.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-07-2007, 07:39 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by barely_legal
This may be a good way to convince the husband that he wants children sooner. "Honey, the sooner we have kids, the sooner my breasts will enlarge naturally with pregnancy and the sooner I can get implants after the breastfeeding is over." I bet he races to the bathroom to throw away my bc pills!
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My wife got hers long before we had a kid. The post prgenancy breasts were outrageous.
Piece of advice - get the implants on the small side. They look real that way. The doc will tell you to do otherwise because they've always got idiot stripper types coming back and complaining "they're too small" after the swelling goes down post-surgery. And go with the gel and through the armpit or bell button.
Good luck with it.
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11-07-2007, 07:42 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is the other sister. He's already met that sister. She even confirmed the story for him.
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Well, haven't you ever heard the saying "The apple doesn't piss very far from the tree?"
You know you all are freaky. In a good way.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-07-2007, 07:48 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think his post is still applicable.
Sincerely,
My Giant Cock.
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I have small boobs and I can't get men to stop wanting to have sex with me. Seriously.* If I got implants, I fear for the stampede to my door.
This is my entry into the biggest ego contest of the day.
*it's a complicated story but it involves me turning down sex. With a hunk. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse. The world has officially gone mad. |
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11-07-2007, 07:50 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have small boobs and I can't get men to stop wanting to have sex with me. Seriously.* If I got implants, I fear for the stampede to my door.
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Note to file: Gwinky either doesn't allow anal, or only does anal. Schedule followup questions.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-07-2007, 07:59 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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"the Bruce Springsteen of Finland"
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the customs guys were probably Norweigans or Swedes. they hate the finns, think they're out to take all the good jobs, claim they breed like rabbits.
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11-07-2007, 08:10 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Not to change the subject but...
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Hank's always seeking info on which countries allow strangers into school bathrooms.
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i'm pretty sure scandanavian schools will be on lock down for the next little bit.
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