New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I need ideas for the SFC, preferably easy to put together (loved the walk of shame idea, btw, gwinky). He's on the larger side, thinning blond hair, thick red beard, blond curly fur from chin to bottom of ribcage. Something current and clever would be ideal. I've been racking my brain but nothing has sprung to mind.

tm

Could you dye him (temporarily, of course) to look like Montecore? Or is it too cold there? I'm trying to think of bearded people but all I'm coming up with is stuff from Little House on the Prairie but that's not current or clever.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

3. I can do both "cabbage" and "the flying squirrel."

Could somebody please provide a detailed description of all the penis tricks (or maybe just one or two of them)? I am utterly mystified as to what they could possibly be.

Mooch-ass grassy-ass.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I need ideas for the SFC, preferably easy to put together (loved the walk of shame idea, btw, gwinky). He's on the larger side, thinning blond hair, thick red beard, blond curly fur from chin to bottom of ribcage. Something current and clever would be ideal. I've been racking my brain but nothing has sprung to mind.

tm

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hubby turns 30 tomorrow. Already bought (and he has already used) expensive dive camera. Need a smaller gift to present on birthday itself. Any ideas? About $100 or less.

One of those new gameboys?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

3. I can do both "cabbage" and "the flying squirrel."

He's got:

The barbell
The hamburger
the hot dog
the doberman
the little birdy
the flying squirrel

And about 10 more I forget.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of those new gameboys?

Exxxxxxxxxcellent. Where can I find one. Would a Target have them?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of those new gameboys?

I thought this was a response to diva's question and was very confused that there were new, fuzzy gameboys.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Exxxxxxxxxcellent. Where can I find one. Would a Target have them?

Probably. My local Target had some last weekend, but the ones I saw all seemed to be bundled, bumping them over the $100 mark. Of course, you'd want to get a game anyway, so there you are.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, if I had a shot of them, I'd be pleased to do so asap. Would you do the same?

No, jackass. That's the point.

But, take a picture and post it. She won't ask you about it because she's your wife and surely she knows (from you pounding it into her pretty little head everyday) that no reasonable person would be embarassed by it.

And another thing, saying, "I would if I had a photo of them, would you?" doesn't mean shit, even if we were arguing about who felt it would be less embarassing (which we're not). Either put up or shut up.

TM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's got:

The barbell
The hamburger
the hot dog
the doberman
the little birdy
the flying squirrel

And about 10 more I forget.

No, seriously -- what in the WORLD are you talking about? And how in the hell is this such common knowledge? Do any of the "tricks"[?] require folding or mutilation? Or is it just how you hold it? I remain perplexed.

Help a gal out, fellas.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of those new gameboys?

Good idea. The Game Boy Advance SP is pretty cool (I have one) and they should be easy to find now at Target, Toys R Us, or any major electronics outlet... Runs $99 plus another $29 a game or so...

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And another thing, saying, "I would if I had a photo of them, would you?" doesn't mean shit, even if we were arguing about who felt it would be less embarassing (which we're not). Either put up or shut up.

It means as much shit as saying he'd show his penis on TV for 30 sec. for $25k. He'll never be offered that much, so it's purely hypothetical. Which is where bad arguers seem to like things, when they aren't changing the grounds of the argument all the time (all the way to MPAA ratings).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No, jackass. That's the point.

But, take a picture and post it. She won't ask you about it because she's your wife and surely she knows (from you pounding it into her pretty little head everyday) that no reasonable person would be embarassed by it.

And another thing, saying, "I would if I had a photo of them, would you?" doesn't mean shit, even if we were arguing about who felt it would be less embarassing (which we're not). Either put up or shut up.

TM

Look, TM... If my wife said "fine, post it", I'd do it. You wouldn't. Will she let me? Well... since she doesn't even know about these boards, probably not.

I don't know what you're arguing about anymore.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't know what you're arguing about anymore.

He thinks you're a poseur with tired material. You should tell him to fuck off, since arguing that he's wrong isn't working well.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't know what you're arguing about anymore.

That is such an excellent rhetorical ploy. I applaud your skills and stand in awe. You, raouaouaoal, have totally demolished that punk TM, and now we all know it.