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Old 01-25-2006, 04:12 PM   #4621
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Thats one. Five more and Flower's keyboard gets soiled... Start the countdown.*

* I assume he intends to soil the keyboard, since "high-topping" or "upper-decking" the monitor would be. just. wrong.
Or, for that matter, any place with semi-monthly pay periods.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:12 PM   #4622
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By the sixth of those seven posts, I will have left a huge pile of steaming shit on my computer screen. God, that will be great.
That's just disgusting. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you?
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:14 PM   #4623
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Or, for that matter, any place with semi-monthly pay periods.
or bi-monthly.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:14 PM   #4624
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or bi-monthly.
or quarterly.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:15 PM   #4625
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or quarterly.
or annually!
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:15 PM   #4626
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I'd rather not discuss this. She told me about the Reverse Blumpie you provided her, and it was all I could do not to choke on my creamed corn.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:16 PM   #4627
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Thats one. Five more and Flower's keyboard gets soiled... Start the countdown.*

* I assume he intends to soil the keyboard, since "high-topping" or "upper-decking" the monitor would be. just. wrong.
I thought they called that "goin' high"
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:16 PM   #4628
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Really, any place that monthly pay periods would occasionally have a pay period that ended on a Tuesday.
Are there any compelling reasons under ERISA or it's inacting regulations that might point Less to a particularly advantageous leaving date?

Less. are you announcing or leaving- or do you assume the difference will be about an hour- you're going to another firm, they might want you to stay a week.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:18 PM   #4629
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You don't need to start your posts with this any more. It is understood.
PLF, I often add a lot of genius-level commentary on this board. Everyone knows this. Your venom toward me would be better channeled into make-up sex.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:19 PM   #4630
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:22 PM   #4631
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That's just disgusting. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you?
C'mon, dude. You can't tell me you've never had that fantasy. I think I've had more "leaving a steaming pile of shit on partners' desk/ex-lover's car/etc." fantasies than I have had actual bowel movements.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:23 PM   #4632
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PLF, I often add a lot of genius-level commentary on this board. Everyone knows this. Your venom toward me would be better channeled into make-up sex.
the guy who graded your test and told you your IQ- did you have sex with him after that?
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Are there any compelling reasons under ERISA or it's inacting regulations that might point Less to a particularly advantageous leaving date?

Less. are you announcing or leaving- or do you assume the difference will be about an hour- you're going to another firm, they might want you to stay a week.
It's his notice date, not departure date, right?

Other things equal, quitting at the beginning of a month allows you to take 8 weeks off without any gap on your resume (i.e., employer A until Feb 2006, employer B Mar. 2006-present). But isn't Less retiring?

And it may get some extra health coverage paid for by the company (the last place I left paid the firm's portion of the premium each pay period, so by working one day in the pay period I got an extra 14 days of coverage at their (mostly) expense.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:25 PM   #4634
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:26 PM   #4635
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Other things equal, quitting at the beginning of a month allows you to take 8 weeks off without any gap on your resume (i.e., employer A until Feb 2006, employer B Mar. 2006-present). But isn't Less retiring?
Huh? How many people have started a job at the end of a month?
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