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ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No can do. The insidious banality of modern existence has crept into my late afternoon, postponing my happy hour plans until 5:30 or 6:00. Be sure to get out of there before the Hellidazzle Parade traps you. Or I guess you could just ride it out in the Kissing Room until the parade is over.

You totally want me. Perhaps you will get me for Christmas.

notcasesensitive · 12-14-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Dude, if I wake up to see the various sobriety talismans lying on my naked stomach one more time I am kicking him to the CURB. The sex is not THAT good. I am not Catholic - I am not used to all this guilt!!!!!!

How guilty would you feel if I told you that Lindsey Lohan hasn't had a drink in 7 days? And she's not even legal!! You are a weak, weak person, ABBAKiss. Beautiful. Fun. Intelligent. Entertaining. But weak.

über-smugly yours,
ncs

Ps. I hope he doesn't dump you for Lindsey Lohan!

Pps. US Weekly informed me that Mario and his dancing partner have gone public with their romance, and they were caught canoodling (wow, do these magazines overuse that word) on vacation in Mexico. At least it isn't Britney.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-14-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Dude, if I wake up to see the various sobriety talismans lying on my naked stomach one more time I am kicking him to the CURB. The sex is not THAT good. I am not Catholic - I am not used to all this guilt!!!!!!

Of course you're kicking him to the curb. You didn't think it was going any other way, did you?

You got some solid sex out of the deal. It was a win/win.

Replaced_Texan · 12-14-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is 3:30 here in ABBAville and I am still really hungover. Help me. I have already tried to selftreat with caffiene, salty foods, chocolate, and buying new hooker boots. Aside from offering fellatio to unsuspecting flowers, what can I do?

Pho.

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How come we have not discussed The Biggest Fat finale last night? It was SO INSPIRATIONAL. Something like NINE people lost OVER 100 POUNDS, several lost close to 200 POUNDS and the winner lost 214 POUNDS. HO. LY. SHIT.

It got to the point where I thought in my head "loser" when it showed the people who "only" lost 40-50 pounds.

Anyway, The Biggest Fat inspired me to consume a LOT of alcohol and now I am reaping the rewards of my actions. Rehab Boy is very disappointed in me.

I was pretty impressed. The nine who lost over 100 pounds were from the 36 the people staying at home. There were more 100 pound plus losers from the people who were on the show, including the three finalists. I was pretty amazed by the number of people losing 40 or more percentage points of their body weights. Some of them were unrecognizable from their "before" pictures.

I was telling my trainer this morning about the people who lost "only" 40 or 50 pounds.

I sniffled a lot when I watched it, and I was glad I was on the treadmill most of that time.

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ETA: UPDATE!!!!! LOOKS LIKE HAPPY HOUR STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!! FLOWER MEET ME AT THE LOCAL!!!!!!

Mine starts in two and a half.

ltl/fb · 12-14-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Mine starts in two and a half.

I anticipate being at my local no later than 6:30 PT. I am hoping soon they will start saying "Fringe!" when I walk in. I may be late if whatever was happening with traffic around work last night happens again tonight; then it will depend on how far in the homeward direction the insanity continues.

ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How guilty would you feel if I told you that Lindsey Lohan hasn't had a drink in 7 days? And she's not even legal!! You are a weak, weak person, ABBAKiss. Beautiful. Fun. Intelligent. Entertaining. But weak.

uber-smugly yours,
ncs

Ps. I hope he doesn't dump you for Lindsey Lohan!

Pps. US Weekly informed me that Mario and his dancing partner have gone public with their romance, and they were caught canoodling (wow, do these magazines overuse that word) on vacation in Mexico. At least it isn't Britney.

Speaking of Britney, where did I hear (was it here?) that K-Fed hooked up with Jennifer Aniston? WTF?

Rehab Boy would not dump me. He is an addict, not stupid! Besides, I have broken another home and soon my man will be single so I am about to dump Rehab Boy anyway!!!! KIDDING. Or am I? Stay tuned......

It is really hard to work on one's Life Plan when one's head is pounding.

ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Of course you're kicking him to the curb. You didn't think it was going any other way, did you?

You got some solid sex out of the deal. It was a win/win.

Exactly. I just hope I don't send him back into the throws of that demon alcohol, his arch-dark-angel cocaine, and whatever the hell else he gets his hands on. I do now have him addicted to sex though so perhaps he will just become a man-whore* and kick the substances!

*PLF - can he join your Uber-Smug Man-whore Club?

LessinSF · 12-14-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Exactly. I just hope I don't send him back into the throws of that demon alcohol, his arch-dark-angel cocaine, and whatever the hell else he gets his hands on. I do now have him addicted to sex though so perhaps he will just become a man-whore* and kick the substances!

*PLF - can he join your Uber-Smug Man-whore Club?

Damn, I can't have all three?!?!?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 12-14-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Exactly. I just hope I don't send him back into the throws of that demon alcohol, his arch-dark-angel cocaine, and whatever the hell else he gets his hands on. I do now have him addicted to sex though so perhaps he will just become a man-whore* and kick the substances!

When Adder is hung over, he'll blow your soon-to-be ex.

pussycat · 12-14-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
Fellatio really is the only thing that works.

Either that or a nice greasy hamburger and fries. But the fellatio is more fun.

So you are with Flower.

ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
When Adder is hung over, he'll blow your soon-to-be ex.

Thanks for helping out, Adder. I appreciate it.

Adder · 12-14-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Thanks for helping out, Adder. I appreciate it.

I do what I can.

But he is hot, right?

Adder · 12-14-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by pussycat
So you are with Flower.

Flower loves it when I offer to blow other guys though, so it's okay.

ltl/fb · 12-14-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
Flower loves it when I offer to blow other guys though, so it's okay.

Does he watch?

ABBAKiss · 12-14-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
I do what I can.

But he is hot, right?

Oh yes. I may not date the smartest guys, the wealthiest guys, or the sanest guys, but across the board the guys I date cause people to stop and stare. You will be pleased. Please make sure he is pleased too. I am dumping him, but I still care about him. Awwwwww.