Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Damn. That's not embarrassing, that's humiliating.

I think you are ovesrtating the appropriate feeling one should have upon discovering that he confused "adverse" with "averse."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay, if you can hold your hand over her mouth while she's blowing you, then you're even smaller than Slave says you are, and that's really, really small.

You and fringey are unintentionally stupid in the same ways. Awwww.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
But then, you probably scorn Elvis and the Beatles, too.

I can't stand the Beatles. I understand their influence, but their music makes my skin crawl. I believe if I ever heard Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, or Yoko Ono utter the word "cuddle," I would throw up.

(If I heard George Harrison say it, I might feel a little queasy, but manage to get through it.)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you are ovesrtating the appropriate feeling one should have upon discovering that he confused "adverse" with "averse."

"ovesrtating"?

When dtb takes me to task, she always gets her spelling right.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
"ovesrtating"?

When dtb takes me to task, she always gets her spelling right.

Oooh, burn me on a typo. Wow, that hurts.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
When I was in law school, I spent an hour at my parents' Christmas party making fun of an ex-girlfriend as a great dating embarrassment (I was being mean, I was being petty, and I was being very, very funny), only to find out that one of my father's co-workers wasn't at the party because he was on his honeymoon with the same ex-girlfriend - whom he had left his wife for. I felt bad for what turned out to be creating an even greater deal of difficulty on her part in becoming integrated into her new husband's social group.

You should be patting yourself on the back for helping her maintain her title as "great dating embarrassment."

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You and fringey are unintentionally stupid in the same ways. Awwww.

TM

Either that, or you're unintentionally obtuse.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Either that, or you're unintentionally obtuse.

Oh yeah? Well you're dumb!

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oooh, burn me on a typo. Wow, that hurts.

Ditto, my dear.

Friday seems to be ending with a whimper.

[LessinSF]

The National Enquirer has reported that police found Michael Jackson's fingerprint and a fingerprint from the boy accusing him of sex abuse on the same page in Barely Legal (the mag, not the poster, to the best of my knowlege) found in his home last year- http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-222920c.html
What makes this surprising is that Barely Legal is a Hustler zine featuring nekkid chicks. Who knew?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Ditto, my dear.

Friday seems to be ending with a whimper.

Bullshit -- adverse was definitely not a typo, it was a misuse.

But nice try at a post hoc.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So, anyone here had relations with multiple generations in the same family?

No, but I once made out with a guy who later made out with my brother.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but I once made out with a guy who later made out with my brother.

I assume that he was always bi, since surely a kiss from you is not a toaster-inducing event.

Not that it's really the same, but I can think of three women who dated (or "dated") each of my older brothers. None of them dated (or "dated") me, which Mrs. Not Bob finds hard to believe.*

*eta: Not because of my stunning attractiveness, but because of the sense of incompletion that these ladies should have felt (according to Mrs. Not Bob). "Heck," she has said "if I had been stupid enough to date (or "date") a second Not, I'd have dated (or "dated") all of them just for the sake of having a full set of Nots."

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Bullshit -- adverse was definitely not a typo, it was a misuse.

But nice try at a post hoc.

I give you drunken intrafamily sexual exploits, blood, and criminal behavior and you pick on this? Twice?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay, if you can hold your hand over her mouth while she's blowing you, then you're even smaller than Slave says you are, and that's really, really small.

How would slave know? Wait, nevermind . . .