Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was subtle, the way you simultaneously reminded the Board about your substantial rack and built in an excuse should you ever be caught in public wearing a grandma sling.

and dont forget the csquaredesque bit about how she would prefer sexy lingerie.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by evenodds
Yep.

36C.

Yep

I'm a C but that's all you're getting.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the fact that Teri Hatcher's are fake makes the episode funnier.

Are they really? I saw them in that movie where Baldwin is in Louisiana and she stands on the balcony with full frontal and they seemed long and droopy.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of volume. I know someone whose bra size is 32DD, but can't find bras in that size since it's so rare. Her waist is 22". Overall measurements: 34/22/34. Talk about perfect ratios.

Oh. And they're real and fantastic.

TM

Waist to rack ratio is a commonly discussed topic.

Big boobs are gravy for me. I'm a leg and butt man*. If she has nice, big boobs on top of having the other things, she's probably Brooke Burke. Actually, in the long run, I think I prefer average-sized or smaller-than-average but nicely shaped boobs to larger ones.

*more Shakira please. Good god.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
This chick?:



You may be right.

They may be necessary to distract people away from her butterface.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
This chick?:



You may be right.

No. Cf. Lengendary Red Sox Fan Busty Heart

(spree, fully clothed, but otherwise what you'd expect.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are they really? I saw them in that movie where Baldwin is in Louisiana and she stands on the balcony with full frontal and they seemed long and droopy.

TM

I think she was in SoapDish, and her boobs were much smaller then. She seems to have had a lot of changes in that area. When she was pregnant she appeared on Letterman and she was absolutely huge, but then she seemed to deflate quite cruelly.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
This is for the ladies, but the gentlemen will surely appreciate it on some level.

Apparently, some huge percentage of women wear the wrong bra size. Do you? Measure and find out:

Measure your ribcage below your breasts, in inches. Add 5 inches. If you get an odd number, add another inch. This is your band size.

Now measure your bust around the fullest part. Subtract your band size. If the difference is 1 inch, you are an A. 2 = B, 3 = C, 4 = D, etc. etc.

Are you wearing the right bra size? (Extra credit if you post it.)

BR(Not wearing the right bra size - I'm wearing a 34 and should be wearing a 36, but I got the cup size right)C

Note on measuring your tits in the office - close the door. No, actually, I just wanted to say you don't need a tape measure - use a scarf or something to measure around, and then you can use the straight ruler you found in your desk on the first day and haven't used since to measure the length of the fabric.

Are you sure on the add five bit? Because I'm wearing a bra that is the band size of the number of inches when I measure around the ribcage (34 1/2), and it seems likely that I would be unable to breathe if that were nearly half a foot too short. Also, measuring around my boobs produces a 38 1/2, which, if the band size is supposed to be 40, would make me a, uh, -A cup size. They seem to stick out, so that can't be right.

Anyway, I'm either a 39(A) or a 34 or 36 C or D. I get some fluctuation and mostly have 36 Cs, I think.

Edited to correct 39 to 40 since band sizes have to be even numbers.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://nydailynews.com/front/story/152699p-134222c.html

"A Port Authority police officer who admitted that he videotaped an 11-year-old girl taking a shower said the Sept. 11 attacks made him do it."

Yeah, right.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was subtle, the way you simultaneously reminded the Board about your substantial rack and built in an excuse should you ever be caught in public wearing a grandma sling.

You know, I like you less and less every day.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and dont forget the csquaredesque bit about how she would prefer sexy lingerie.

And don't even get me started on you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, I like you less and less every day.

You have to admit you deserved it, after your "I will admit, my law professors turned to me for enlightenment after getting nowhere with anybody else in the section" post.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, I like you less and less every day.

Now now girls, no fighting.

As far as cup fluctuation, yes it can change. Mine changes if I lose or gain weight. I think if I weighed what I should weigh, I would be a B, that is what I was at my most svelte.

The interesting thing though is when I am thinner my breasts don't look smaller, they probably look a little bigger in fact. In comparison to the rest of my frame that is.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And don't even get me started on you.

So then WHO was your inner coke whore talking to?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You have to admit you deserved it, after your "I will admit, my law professors turned to me for enlightenment after getting nowhere with anybody else in the section" post.

Can a puppy get in a cat fight?

(admit it, you were all thinking this, weren't you?)