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10-22-2004, 05:31 PM
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#4636
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
This desperate girl-fighting is so freaking hot. I may just have to buy a ticket to DC.
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Wait a second, there are actual women posting on this board?
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10-22-2004, 05:36 PM
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#4637
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by dtb
Eat what? The ham sandwich?** Ahhh. It all makes sense now.
**Slave -- I owe you a royalty check. I've used your phrase as often as I can squeeze it into a conversation (however tangential it may seem).
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dtb, just for you, from Stacy's website:
Stacy is an avid art-lover.
Sidley Austin? Hm. |
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10-22-2004, 05:39 PM
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#4638
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The desk shot was my favorite until I saw the the one of her in glasses where you get a hint of another woman's cleavage.
The one where she appears to be pulling a suitcase in which she could sleep is also amusing.
Something about that shrimpy brat just brings out the heightist in me, and I only saw the Apprentice for the first time last night.
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Just how short is this woman? Under 5'? |
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10-22-2004, 05:42 PM
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#4639
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
dtb, just for you, from Stacy's website:
Stacy is an avid art-lover.
Sidley Austin? Hm.
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She's not on Sidley's website. Maybe she has successfully transitioned into a career of lucrative speaking engagements and post-reality show interviews. For the next week or two... |
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10-22-2004, 05:44 PM
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#4640
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She's not on Sidley's website. Maybe she has successfully transitioned into a career of lucrative speaking engagements and post-reality show interviews. For the next week or two...
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If anyone ever, ever sees me putting out a website like that, find me and shoot me.
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10-22-2004, 05:46 PM
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#4641
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just how short is this woman? Under 5'?
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She is not officially a dwarf, so really she should back the hell off of Charla's turf.
[I really wanted to attach a photo of Charla grimacing menacingly, but I am too lazy to go through that search.] |
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10-22-2004, 05:53 PM
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#4642
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was really tacky of them to talk to you about your mamma that way.
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Because you brought up cooking vessels (I was going to say pots but wanted to avoid the drug jokes) the other day, I started thinking about storage of CVs. This expanded into other storage.
I blame you for my wasting almost my entire day on browsing Ikea and the Container Store.
I am under no illusions that I can take you, but I will throw in a few punches while bl is kicking your ass on that reality crap fuck-up.
ETA there is something wrong with the container store site (random errors on some relevant pages) so I am done browsing.
Ooooh, just in time for meeting. cool.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 10-22-2004 at 05:55 PM..
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10-22-2004, 05:54 PM
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#4643
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Too bad I don't think she's doing any speaking engagements around here. I would love to hear her dating tips learned from the Apprentice.
I caught a minute of her interview w/ Katie Couric this morning and Kate said "You wanted me to ask you if you're single. So are you single?" I loved her pointing out to everyone that Stacy WANTED everyone to know she was single.
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I caught a bit of that too. She kinda reminded of someone I only know through the internet....
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10-22-2004, 05:55 PM
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#4644
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because you brought up cooking vessels (I was going to say pots but wanted to avoid the drug jokes) the other day, I started thinking about storage of CVs. This expanded into other storage.
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I can think of a few places.
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10-22-2004, 05:56 PM
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#4645
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because you brought up cooking vessels (I was going to say pots but wanted to avoid the drug jokes) the other day, I started thinking about storage of CVs. This expanded into other storage.
I blame you for my wasting almost my entire day on browsing Ikea and the Container Store.
I am under no illusions that I can take you, but I will throw in a few punches while bl is kicking your ass on that reality crap fuck-up.
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Who are you kidding? You won't try to punch me, you'll try to fondle both me and barely. |
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10-22-2004, 05:59 PM
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#4646
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Just to Ruin Your Weekend...
I don't usually post funny stories about my family b/c I like to share these stories with my friends at work so posting them here would be outable. But last weekend my brother-in-law said something that I can't repeat at work, which means I can share it with my bestest internet friends!
He said that he has trouble performing cunnilingus because everytime he is doing it, he is reminded of the scene in Poltergeist where the closet turns into a huge pulsating fleshy thing that is trying to suck the little boy inside.
My brother in law is not very creative, so it's possible that he heard this somewhere else and is repeating it, but it's also possible that he is he just really fucked up. Or both.
Anyway, this story will explain why I've decided not to become a lesbian after all. And why I'm buying my sister a magic wand for Christmas.
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10-22-2004, 06:01 PM
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#4647
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Just to Ruin Your Weekend...
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Anyway, this story will explain why I've decided not to become a lesbian after all. And why I'm buying my sister a magic wand for Christmas.
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Does that mean I don't have to do the girl-on-girl vs. lesbian porn book report?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-22-2004, 06:03 PM
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#4648
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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America! (Fuck, yeah!)
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Originally posted by barely_legal
You know the hot girl fight is over when grandma is reduced to making a "yo mama" joke. Especially when the "yo mama" involved is hotter than both the girls.
Sorry Wonk. I'll send you some internet photos of my mother if you still need something to jerk off to.
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With the exceptions of (1) fringe and wonk; (2) slave and paigow; and (3) thurgreed and mmmm, I never know when a spat is really a spat, or whether it is friendly banter disguised as a spat.
Not that anyone cares about my lack of knowledge regarding this. I just felt the need to share.
Oh, speaking of things none of you care about, the Not Bobette and I went to go see "Team America" last night.
Spoiler: Even with puppets, it's kind of embarrassing to be sitting next to your kid at the movies when the stars are doing the reverse cowgirl on screen. |
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10-22-2004, 06:03 PM
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#4649
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Just to Ruin Your Weekend...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does that mean I don't have to do the girl-on-girl vs. lesbian porn book report?
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Uh, you should probably still do it (I don't want to get kicked off of the board).
But please leave the words "fleshy," "pulsating" and "Carol Ann" out of your report. |
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10-22-2004, 06:04 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Apprentice ?
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
You know the hot girl fight is over when grandma is reduced to making a "yo mama" joke. Especially when the "yo mama" involved is hotter than both the girls.
Sorry Wonk. I'll send you some internet photos of my mother if you still need something to jerk off to.
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That's okay. I gave up jerking off for at least a month after fringey started talking about oral sex.
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