imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, "low-cut" and "no bra/support garment" are completely different things.

difference in degree, not kind.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


Shocking, I'm sure, but most of my colleagues think I'm sweet and demure if not a little odd.

Why don't you circulate your resume? Clear things up and all.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Shocking, I'm sure, but most of my colleagues think I'm sweet and demure if not a little odd.

Me too. It's a blessing. If they only knew.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
difference in degree, not kind.

It's a totally different feeling. It's movement and nipplage showing instead of cleavage showing. Totally different from the breasted person's perspective, though probably equally eye-attracting.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Me too. It's a blessing. If they only knew.

Ditto. Except I really am boring. Mostly.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
probably equally eye-attracting.

well, that certainly depends on the breasts. I imagine some are better off just in a low-cut outfit. Others maximize their appearance by being free of all restraint. But, yes, either way it will catch an eye, at least long enough to get a sense of it.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Ditto. Except I really am boring. Mostly.

Ditto.

The truly sad part is that once people meet me, any remaining patina of interestingness wears away. It's only a matter of time Until I realize that there's noone else here to fool, whereupon I turn on them with the searing pain of a thousand vaginas dentata.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why don't you circulate your resume? Clear things up and all.

Should I attach the cragislist vibrator post to the resume? Cuz otherwise, there's not much on it that would suggest anything but sweet and demure if not a little odd.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Huh. You're right about that one. But, see:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...inting_02.html and

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...inting_04.html

Maybe it depends on the model.

God I love nice nipples. That chick with the red paint. Spectacular.

I was flipping through that Playboy with that Meet the Fockers actress last week. Niiice. A great example of little, perfect pert breasts. And great nipples. Take a peek.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not fair. Not fucking fair. We can't help it. I physically try to prevent myself from looking, but I can't control my eyes.

Although I've got a great pair of wool, plaid plum smugglers that I break out for parties. My junk has never gotten so much eye attention.

Well, that cures an erection.

One minute I'm thinking about nipples peaking through tops on braless women. The next, I'm envisioning your fucking junk in wool trousers.

Thanks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, that cures an erection.

One minute I'm thinking about nipples peaking through tops on braless women. The next, I'm envisioning your fucking junk in wool trousers.

Thanks.

They are definitely not trousers. I wear trousers to work. I would not wear these to work.

[Shape Shifter]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e_enlargers_dc

(spree: man sues marketers of penis enlargement pills)

I foresee some interesting discovery and proof issues (and spare us the "we'll see if the evidence stands up in court jokes").

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, that cures an erection.

One minute I'm thinking about nipples peaking through tops on braless women. The next, I'm envisioning your fucking junk in wool trousers.

Thanks.

Dear Sebby:

I am sorry. I hope this makes up for it:



Coltrane

[Spanky]

Please tell me these are friends of yours and you are going to introduce me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dear Sebby:

I am sorry. I hope this makes up for it:



Coltrane

They do not appear to be dressed for sports. And those would be unsupported breasts PLUS cleavage.