Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And, as a p.s. I do take the insinuation that I am not smart and funny personally. IRL I am smart and funny. And I don't think everyone in Starbucks wants me that's lame.

If you were smart IRL, you'd be able to use periods at the end of ALL your sentences. If you were funny IRL, you'd have posted at least one thing that (intentionally) made me laugh. And you would never have referred to it as Sbux. That's just fucking pathetic.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And, as a p.s. I do take the insinuation that I am not smart and funny personally. IRL I am smart and funny. And I don't think everyone in Starbucks wants me that's lame.

You have yet to demonstrate those traits here, but IRL I'm sure you are completely different. Those things are fine to take personally. You probably should take that comment personally. In fact it was likely intended that way.*

To say I don't wear the brands you wear is not an insult on the brands or on your taste in clothes. Which is undoubtedly impeccable. If a bit stodgy (only from your decriptions here!!! LOL!!! I don't think I know you personally!!!). But maybe you are in a different age bracket than I am in. I still shop at The Gap, after all.




*Aren't you the one who has repeatedly said here somthing to the effect that you aren't that smart, but you sure are hot?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Adder [list]Passengers may take through the airport security search point, in a single (ideally transparent) plastic carrier bag, only the following items.

This could be kind of fun -- all airline passengers will look like Macy's sales ladies on a break, with their tampax there for all the world to see.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She definitely deserved an asspounding by a TSA air marshall.

Maybe that's why she was working on smelling nice.

RP, did her second-hand spray help you get asspounded by a TSA air marshall, or not so much?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Once, while waiting for a plane, a hippie woman and her hippie husband were fascinated by this mystic oil they had just purchased somewhere. Bottles and bottles of scented oil. Well they both kept putting it on one another. Over and over and over again. Probably 10 or 11 coats. It smelled like a blend of Sandalwood and dog shit. Then someone approached them and asked if they would please stop applying the oil since it was making everyone in the waiting area nauseous. She took offense, but kept taking the lid off to smell it.

At least it wasn't aerosol.

You blew a perfect opportunity to say, "Keep your patchouli stink out of my waiting area!"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe that's why she was working on smelling nice.

RP, did her second-hand spray help you get asspounded by a TSA air marshall, or not so much?

I had to decline. The TSA security person confiscated my astroglide at the checkpoint.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, you're not following me which is fine. your orignal post said that the fact that I wear them doesn't speak well of them. duh

See, that was a joke. I'm sure you are a laugh-riot IRL.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You have yet to demonstrate those traits here, but IRL I'm sure you are completely different. Those things are fine to take personally. You probably should take that comment personally. In fact it was likely intended that way.*

To say I don't wear the brands you wear is not an insult on the brands or on your taste in clothes. Which is undoubtedly impeccable. If a bit stodgy (only from your decriptions here!!! LOL!!! I don't think I know you personally!!!). But maybe you are in a different age bracket than I am in. I still shop at The Gap, after all.




*Aren't you the one who has repeatedly said here somthing to the effect that you aren't that smart, but you sure are hot?

No, during the IQ wars back in the day I attested I tested 147. I'm not stupid, and I am attractive. Hot is subjective. Why how old are you? I'm not like in my 40s yet.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If you were smart IRL, you'd be able to use periods at the end of ALL your sentences. If you were funny IRL, you'd have posted at least one thing that (intentionally) made me laugh. And you would never have referred to it as Sbux. That's just fucking pathetic.

But your posts do not make me laugh so this is pointless. truly.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to decline. The TSA security person confiscated my astroglide at the checkpoint.

Step 1. Use astroglide to lube butt;
Step 2. Hide astroglide in butt*;
Step 3. Profit.

*isn't it ironic?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Step 1. Use astroglide to lube butt;
Step 2. Hide astroglide in butt*;
Step 3. Profit.

*isn't it ironic?

I know that NOW. Duh. Just like "cry BEFORE the officer writes up the ticket," it's one of those lessons that you have to learn the hard way. NPI.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Location: near entryway to assisted living home in Lincoln Park.

85-yr old man in a motorized wheelchair, to another 85-yr old man in a motorized wheelchair (screaming):

"Fuck you! If I want to call you a fucking old piece of shit, I can! You ARE a fucking old piece of shit, you fucking asshole!"

God it was great.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
But your posts do not make me laugh so this is pointless. truly.

If I said you weren't in my target demographic, would you understand me?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Adder

• Passengers may take through the airport security search point, in a single (ideally transparent) plastic carrier bag, only the following items. Nothing may be carried in pockets:
  
  • Pocket-size wallets and pocket-size purses plus contents such as money, credit cards, id cards, etc. (not handbags)
  
  • Travel documents essential for the journey (for example passports and travel tickets)
  
  • Prescription medicines and medical items sufficient and essential for the flight (e.g., diabetic kit), except in liquid form unless verified as authentic
  
  • Glasses and sunglasses, without cases
  
  • Contact lens holders, without bottles of solution
  
  • For those traveling with an infant: baby food, milk (the contents of each bottle must be tasted by the accompanying passenger) and sanitary items sufficient and essential for the flight
  
  • Female sanitary items sufficient and essential for the flight, if unboxed
  
  • Tissues (unboxed) and/or handkerchiefs
  
  • Keys (but no electrical key fobs).
  

I was thinking today about why there aren't more of those puffer explosive detecting machines in airports. I am sure they are not perfect, and I don't know whether they detect the types of home made explosives that were used in the London July 7 bombings, but they would seem like a far more effective and less intrusive answer to this current (entirely predictable) crisis.

Plastic bags full of essentials. So, a lot like taking the Bar.

For the record, the puffer machines suck. Suck. I will never "voluntarily" go through one of those again. I think I've said this before. It's not just "a gentle gust of air." It's like a blast of fucking air that doesn't actually smell good. And it fucks up your hair in ways that the wind never could. They tell you to close your eyes, but shit gets in there anyway. And now, with no eye drops, you're screwed.
Nope. Never again.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, during the IQ wars back in the day I attested I tested 147. I'm not stupid, and I am attractive. Hot is subjective. Why how old are you? I'm not like in my 40s yet.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd do patentparanyc based on just this post. Smart, attractive and expensively-yet-classily-dressed? That's a something-fecta, I'm sure.