Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's not really ogling. They're just being vigilant in case you need to be restrained or beaten down or something.

you administer beat downs?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was it a particular person who was curry-scented, or someone who thought most all guys are curry scented? I can't recall.

I know a guy (yes, a guy - who, as far as I know, is not a gay) who likens the scent of camembert and similar to "a man's crotch".

He's Turkish, though, so that explains it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
you administer beat downs?

No. But then, I don't live in a high-octane, knife's-edge kind of danger town like all y'all. Here in Chicago, all disputes are settled with the purchase of a sausage and a beer for the offended party.

If that don't work, we shoot the fucker and dump him in the forest preserve.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
No. But then, I don't live in a high-octane, knife's-edge kind of danger town like all y'all. Here in Chicago, all disputes are settled with the purchase of a sausage and a beer for the offended party.

If that don't work, we shoot the fucker and dump him in the forest preserve.

Weiner Circle. And Gino's East. and Giordanos or lou malnattis. yummy.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by LessinSF
It helps if you put people on ignore. Since I have at times had Patent Para, Penske, NotFromHere, and LTL/FB on ignore, it removes a lot of the blather without losing much substance.

What day are you returning? Need a ride from the Airport?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Spanky
What day are you returning? Need a ride from the Airport?

That is so gay.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so gay.

That is so stupid to post on here rather than emailing or text messaging or something.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Tax Hottie had a bf who had curry-scented balls.

A good friend swears his balls smell of apple butter.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A good friend swears his balls smell of apple butter.

What do you think?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
What do you think?

Only if it is L'Occitane.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know a guy who drunkenly went to the wrong parking garage and decided that he could leap from the third floor one parking garage to the other. He missed.

He's a paraplaegic now.

That is the most depressing thing I have heard in a long time.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy (yes, a guy - who, as far as I know, is not a gay) who likens the scent of camembert and similar to "a man's crotch".

He's Turkish, though, so that explains it.

Did someone actually say this? It begs the obvious question.

[dtb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
What do you think?

If the apple-butter-crotch guy lives in SS's neighborhood, maybe he can write an online review of the scent.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
If the apple-butter-crotch guy lives in SS's neighborhood, maybe he can write an online review of the scent.

That sounds sort of pleasant. Certainly more pleasant than tacos.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.

I am curious to know who these friends are too. To be honest, I am a little skeptical they exist.