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09-20-2006, 01:23 PM
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#4636
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think she'd like a Burger.
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No a cheeseburger. She wants a hotdog. She wants a milkshake. She wants potato sala...
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09-20-2006, 01:25 PM
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#4637
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Paisley
Is it twue what they say?
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Please. You're makin' a German spectacle of yourself. Auf Weidersein, Baby.
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09-20-2006, 01:25 PM
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#4638
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that is a swimming pool behind him? I'd rather be there than at work.
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If GWINK were there with you, we know who'd win a swim race, anyway.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-20-2006, 01:28 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Please. You're makin' a German spectacle of yourself. Auf Weidersein, Baby.
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I would love to see someone say that on Project Runway to Heidi Klum when they get kicked off the show.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-20-2006, 01:29 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Detachable Penis
- Nu Wong
The world's first penis transplant.
By William Saletan
Updated Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006, at 9:11 AM ET
(For the latest Human Nature columns on baby-making, global obesity, and living death, click here.)
Chinese doctors performed the world's first documented penis transplant. An unexplained accident left the patient with a "small stump," unable to urinate properly or have sex. Doctors gave him the penis of a brain-dead man whose parents agreed to donate it. Good news: After 10 days, he could "urinate smoothly" and showed no signs of tissue rejection. Bad news: After two weeks, "because of the wife's psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis," the organ "regretfully had to be cut off." Upbeat conclusion: We're figuring out the human body. Skeptical conclusion: We still have no clue about the human mind. (For updates on the world's first two face transplants, click here, here, and here. For Human Nature's take on genital mutilation, click here.)
http://www.slate.com/id/2149854/
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2006, 01:29 PM
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#4641
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I would love to see someone say that on Project Runway to Heidi Klum when they get kicked off the show.
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If anyone could pull it off, it would be Michael. But he ain't leavin'.
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09-20-2006, 01:30 PM
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#4642
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Oh, Puhleeze
Both the Seahawks and New York Giants have been notified the NFL will be monitoring this weekend's game, according to a league source, and the notice mentioned allegations that artificial noise has been piped into Seattle's stadium.
The notice did not specify who alleged the noise of the crowd at Qwest Field had been enhanced, but both teams were informed that the league's observers will be watching for violations of the NFL's crowd-noise policy.
The league's policy on crowd noise states the NFL does not try to restrict spontaneous cheering by fans, but it does require the team to "exert proper control" of cheerleaders and mascots and restricts the use of scoreboards and message boards to encourage crowd noise.
It also addresses noise that is under "club control," which includes music and other sound effects inside the stadium. That noise must stop once the play clock begins when the opposing team has the ball.
The league prohibits megaphones, whistles and other artificial noisemakers, and scoreboards or cheerleaders can not be used to start the wave.
The crowd-noise guidelines state the league does not try to restrict spontaneous crowd noise, but the guidelines do mention the rules passed in 1989 to deal with crowd noise that is so loud the opposing team can not hear its signals. A team can lose timeouts or be assessed 5-yard penalties. Those rules resulted from the noise inside the Kingdome — the Seahawks' former stadium — but are rarely enforced now.
Come on. It's an outdoor stadium. It's loud. Who would have bitched about something like that? Please.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-20-2006, 01:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Paisley
Go to Shutters for lunch. Or the cafe at Spa Mystique.
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"ATTENTION SPA MYSTIQUE CLIENTS AND FITNESS CLUB MEMBERS:
Around New Year's 2007, Spa Mystique will transform into an Equinox Fitness Club and Spa. With this change, you will see a multi-million dollar rebirth of the current facilities.
The fitness club at Spa Mystique will close on September 1st and the spa will close on September 5th. "
Shutters is too far.
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09-20-2006, 01:33 PM
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#4644
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If GWINK were there with you, we know who'd win a swim race, anyway.
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am i on ignore?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2006, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"ATTENTION SPA MYSTIQUE CLIENTS AND FITNESS CLUB MEMBERS:
Around New Year's 2007, Spa Mystique will transform into an Equinox Fitness Club and Spa. With this change, you will see a multi-million dollar rebirth of the current facilities.
The fitness club at Spa Mystique will close on September 1st and the spa will close on September 5th. "
Shutters is too far.
I will be fine.
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Crap - I got that email too, but forgot. But there are restaurants at both the hotels on the hill with pool views. In case you need to see water you know . . . |
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09-20-2006, 01:42 PM
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#4646
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No a cheeseburger. She wants a hotdog. She wants a milkshake. She wants potato sala...
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She'll get nothing and like it.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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09-20-2006, 01:47 PM
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#4647
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This board is making me bored with pretty pretty girls. Or I'm cranky because it's early.
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You're not going to start crying, are you?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-20-2006, 01:47 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
am i on ignore?
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Oops - wrong sock.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2006, 01:59 PM
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#4649
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're not going to start crying, are you?
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I don't think so. Depends on whether anything bad happens.
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09-20-2006, 02:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think so. Depends on whether anything bad happens.
Do you want me to cry?
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No.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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