Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I don't know why it wouldn't occur to me that someone would be a puff of spiritual smoke whispering in your ear, don't use a condom, don't pull out don't pull out.

Its because people get too hung up on specifics and miss out on seeing the whole thing. There had to be a time when there were no people right? Where did all of these people come from..........

Originally posted by leagleaze

I knew you were strange Penske. But I had no idea you were this strange.

Strangeways here we come indeed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by lawyer_princess
While I understand that you are properly offended by such offensive behavior, your assumption that people who believe their lives are better with kids than without means that their lives were empty, meaningless, miserable, useless piles of crap is equally offensive.

Women who croon about how childless women are missing out on life are usually pathetic soccer mom types. The best answer for these idiots is "Well, you should see what you're missing not having a career or interest". That usually shuts em up.

I generally don't even address housewives in conversation - they never have shit to say, despite having all day to read or develop an interest.

S(I have no respect for full time mommies who think their little darlings are the alpha and omega - if you've never been anything but a housemom, you might as well have been born a breeding mare)D

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob unless on the play, the puck shall have entered the net of the opposing Team, in which case the goal shall be allowed."

I always loved that rule - "it's cheating, unless it works".

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Its because people get too hung up on specifics and miss out on seeing the whole thing. There had to be a time when there were no people right? Where did all of these people come from..........

Smurfs.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

S(only Sting or Bono one of those new age spiritualized idiots who uses one name can come without ejaculating)D

My tantric sex sock used to be able to do it, but only if it was on Yahoo!

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by lawyer_princess
While I understand that you are properly offended by such offensive behavior, your assumption that people who believe their lives are better with kids than without means that their lives were empty, meaningless, miserable, useless piles of crap is equally offensive.

No, this is only when they say it to me--"once I had kids I realized my entire life without them had been meaningless." I think that's tragic! Even if they love having kids now, I think it's horrible if their lives were 'meaningless' before--I certainly don't feel that way about mine.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
In other words, if you shoot the puck from your half of the ice into the other end, and no one from your team touches it, icing is called, and a face off is held in your end of the ice.

Unless the other team is on a power play, in which case you can slap the puck down the ice at will. A lot of hockey newbies find this rule confusing because people generally fail to point out that allowing guys to just wail the puck back and forth from one end to the other would be, well, boring. Once the alternative is imagined the rule makes sense. Two-line passes are a little trickier to 'splain because of the whole "defending team" explanation that is required as well.

Thrashers(finally, a topic that I know something about. Shoes? I own 5 pair of heels, 3 of them in the same style in the necessary colors of blue, black and brown)Fan

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women who croon about how childless women are missing out on life are usually pathetic soccer mom types.

I remember what happened on this board the last time conversation went down the kid-based "your life sucks!" - "no, YOUR life sucks!!" path, and I wonder if maybe TM could start a new poll or something, unrelated to kids.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Sticking your finger in the cake at a birthday party and scooping up some of the frosting is referred to as "improper consumption of icing"

Can we just agree to refer to this as the "Stifler treatment"? Having so many cute catchphrases for the same sex act gets very confusing without a scorecard.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women who croon about how childless women are missing out on life are usually pathetic soccer mom types. The best answer for these idiots is "Well, you should see what you're missing not having a career or interest". That usually shuts em up.

I generally don't even address housewives in conversation - they never have shit to say, despite having all day to read or develop an interest.

S(I have no respect for full time mommies who think their little darlings are the alpha and omega - if you've never been anything but a housemom, you might as well have been born a breeding mare)D

It's been so long since the old SD has been around (meaning the one I disagree with on most everything), that this surprised for about .0000003 seconds.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I like Morgan Freeman, but I must say, he doesn't ALWAYS rock. You clearly didn't see Dreamcatcher.

You are correct, sir, I did not see that particular cinematic tour de force, however, I think one would be hard-pressed to name an actor who didn't suck in something, and Morgan Freeman's batting percentage I dare say is higher than most.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
My tantric sex sock used to be able to do it, but only if it was on Yahoo!

Where was your tantric sex sock yesterday when I needed it to explain why sex without orgasm is entirely overrated . . .

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by purse junkie
No, this is only when they say it to me--"once I had kids I realized my entire life without them had been meaningless." I think that's tragic! Even if they love having kids now, I think it's horrible if their lives were 'meaningless' before--I certainly don't feel that way about mine.

You are reading the wrong thing into the comment. They are actually saying, "in relation to my current life experience, life before having kids was meaningless." They are only trying to stress to you how meaningful their kids are to them. It's called hyperbole.

Here, let's use an analogy to help you understand: "Once I found that perfect little handbag, I realized my entire life without it had been meaningless."

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

TM

Call me, I have some new perspective on why the economic boom of the 90s occured despite Clinton and because of Reagan. And why it was about more than sex.

[Penske_Account]

Woo hoo, how sweet it is!!!