Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
If you're not a bad guy, why do you insist on teasing her with the gi-ant do-nut?

You needed to make that confidential or in pig-latin or smaller font, or really preferably all of those. My secretary hates it when I send her for a couple dozen right in the middle of the morning.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Protection?

I like it b/c you're mostly in the river, instead if being on top of the inner tube. The fact that you're wearing the life jacket like a diaper has nothing to do with going to the bathroom. It keeps you in a perfectly upright floating position, and there's nothing more comfortable than floating in the water. It's like being in a recliner in the water.

If the river is moving relatively quickly, and there are like rocks and stuff, or the water isn't really deep all the way, the big yummy doughnut protects you from sharp edges, etc.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Protection?

I like it b/c you're mostly in the river, instead if being on top of the inner tube. The fact that you're wearing the life jacket like a diaper has nothing to do with going to the bathroom. It keeps you in a perfectly upright floating position, and there's nothing more comfortable than floating in the water. It's like being in a recliner in the water.

Good God, man. Granted, the joke wasn't funny, but you should at least recognize it as a joke.

I've actually done this when white water rafting through the Grand Canyon. There's a place where another river (forgot the name) joins the Colorado. The other river is very muddy and therefore much warmer than the Colorado. You hike a few hundred feet above where the two rivers meet and ride down, using your life jacket as a cushion in case your ass comes in contact with a rock. It's like an amusement park ride.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Screw the inner tubes.

Wow, you ARE hung. No anal for you!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No anal for you!

Ass-nazi.

[ltl/fb]

This is really, really sick. I wouldn't do this even to Wanker's kids.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/....ap/index.html

A couple facing criminal abuse charges forced some of their 18 foster, adopted and biological children -- many of them disabled -- to dig their own graves, warning the youngsters they could be killed and nobody would care, according to investigative documents.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good God, man. Granted, the joke wasn't funny, but you should at least recognize it as a joke.

I've actually done this when white water rafting through the Grand Canyon. There's a place where another river (forgot the name) joins the Colorado. The other river is very muddy and therefore much warmer than the Colorado. You hike a few hundred feet above where the two rivers meet and ride down, using your life jacket as a cushion in case your ass comes in contact with a rock. It's like an amusement park ride.

TM

Oh I knew it was a joke. I was just using it to expand my feelings about the diaper life jacket. Sebby has perfected this posting technique.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Ass-nazi.

I know in the miracle of birth, a whole entire human being emerges through an orifice. But that human being is small, and the orifice through which it emerges is made to accommodate the passing of the infant.

In order to get friction from that huge yummy doughnut, he would have to be the width of a whole adult human being.

If you put that up your ass, I will at least try to put it up mine.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You needed to make that confidential or in pig-latin or smaller font, or really preferably all of those. My secretary hates it when I send her for a couple dozen right in the middle of the morning.

is your practice pretty much paperless, or do you have files with bar-b-que sauce and sugar glaze and grease all over? What does your reviewing partner think of it?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is your practice pretty much paperless, or do you have files with bar-b-que sauce and sugar glaze and grease all over? What does your reviewing partner think of it?

I am fat, not unclean.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by spookyfish


http://starlocity.com/modules.php?op...wlang=&topic=6

And this could be a potential poll question, probably more easily answered by those who have body-art.

Do you think that getting a tattoo is a career-limiting move and why, or is it really no big deal anymore?

I'll just throw it out there until someone comes up with something better.

Some people, once they get started just don't know when to quit. There was a woman in law school who had major major, full view body art. Like that chick on BB5. And the piercings. Many many of us wondered where she would eventually end up. I can't see big law going for that no matter how smart you are.
The ones that drive me crazy are the ones like Jolie is getting - the small of the back one. You usually see it on the chubby girls with the shirts that are too short because their fat handles make the shirt ride up. I hate that look.
And I've never seen a judge with full view body art. Anyone else?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by spookyfish


And this could be a potential poll question, probably more easily answered by those who have body-art.


Do you think that getting a tattoo is a career-limiting move and why, or is it really no big deal anymore?

I'll just throw it out there until someone comes up with something better.

It can be in this profession, where, unfortunately, may of the people making hiring decisions are old-skool and look down upon bodyart. My tats are all concealed by every-day clothing, which suits me just fine.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


I haven't done this since I was 6 or 7 years old. But I've been told this is popular around Austin. Someone fill me in. I'll skip one of the concert days for this. Who's coming with me?

TM

I'll go. I generally go toobin at least once a summer. Usually I got down to the Guadalupe River at New Braunfels, which is about 30 or so miles south of Austin.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The ones that drive me crazy are the ones like Jolie is getting - the small of the back one.

Pornstars have these too, as a target.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And I've never seen a judge with full view body art. Anyone else?

I've never seen the small of a judge's back, but if I were to, I might want to start with the superhotties of the federal judiciary.
(spree: safe, but tempting like a big donut)