It's all about me

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You did better with the archery-themed jokes.

That one actually had an insider flavor to it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not currently, but I make a fine tomato-basil soup.



and I only went to Yale for a weekend once to visit someone. don't tell anyone. I actually went to school in Canada. But Canadians are allowed to go to Yale for school. Fyi.

Do they have to get special shots or anything? Or do they just let 'em in?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Same here.

We are lucky, lucky people. Before today, I had no idea how lucky we were.

That's what I wear. Which means I hate you and AdL. I must have the high-protein buildup that Bimore mentioned.

Insert high-protein splooge joke here? Or is that too much of a stretch?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Insert high-protein splooge joke here? Or is that too much of a stretch?

No, just a matter of time.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*ahem*

I've quoted Real Genius for about 1000 posts now.

Of course. I never read people's sig lines. But I brought up "Lazlo" last night and no one knew who I was talking about.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course. I never read people's sig lines. But I brought up "Lazlo" last night and no one knew who I was talking about.

For the record, I LOVE that movie. I just blanked on the name.

I'm sure your splooge is very protein-y.

ETA I decided I want to put something in here about the "high pro glow" which was in a purina dog food ad when I was a kid. I don't think that ad is around anymore, so this is also an entry into the prior "ads from when you were a kid" poll.

[sunnybunny]

So I got some spam from ChristianDebtOrg with the subject line "Resolve your Debt the Christian Way". I didn't open the email before I deleted it....but now I'm wondering, just how does a CHristian resolve his debt differently from a heathen? Or a Muslim for that matter. Prayer? Does that really work to make debts go away?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So I got some spam from ChristianDebtOrg with the subject line "Resolve your Debt the Christian Way". I didn't open the email before I deleted it....but now I'm wondering, just how does a CHristian resolve his debt differently from a heathen? Or a Muslim for that matter. Prayer? Does that really work to make debts go away?

mayhaps you think of the definition of "Debt" too narrowly. died on the cross for you, and etc. I think you need to go to some third world country and teach the heathens The Way. we'll pray for you.

[NotFromHere]

OK, maybe appropriate for PB, too.

LOS ANGELES - A group supporting natural breasts (I'm sure npi) staged a small street protest in Hollywood Wednesday against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.
The group, led by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on “bullets, not boobs.”
“I think girls should have natural boobs and natural beauty,” Carey said after unveiling her own breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard.
(I'm sure that was a hit at the recruiting station - yes, please protest here every day if you'd like)
“We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we’re protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers),” Kulkis said.
“I’m personally opposed to boob jobs, but more so when they use our tax dollars for them,” he said. “It’s an issue near and dear to my heart.” Kulkis’ porno films come with a promise that none of his female stars have breast implants

I'd make a comment about supporting your country but not supporting your leaders, but that's not for here.

Support real boobs here

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, maybe appropriate for PB, too.

LOS ANGELES - A group supporting natural breasts (I'm sure npi) staged a small street protest in Hollywood Wednesday against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.
The group, led by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on “bullets, not boobs.”
“I think girls should have natural boobs and natural beauty,” Carey said after unveiling her own breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard.
(I'm sure that was a hit at the recruiting station - yes, please protest here every day if you'd like)
“We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we’re protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers),” Kulkis said.
“I’m personally opposed to boob jobs, but more so when they use our tax dollars for them,” he said. “It’s an issue near and dear to my heart.” Kulkis’ porno films come with a promise that none of his female stars have breast implants

I'd make a comment about supporting your country but not supporting your leaders, but that's not for here.

Support real boobs here

What exactly is the policy behind the military paying for boob jobs?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
What exactly is the policy behind the military paying for boob jobs?

Recruiting.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
mayhaps you think of the definition of "Debt" too narrowly. died on the cross for you, and etc. I think you need to go to some third world country and teach the heathens The Way. we'll pray for you.

Do clients really pay for your interpretive skills, 'cause they really suck?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Do clients really pay for your interpretive skills, 'cause they really suck?

is that a question or a question and a statement?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Do clients really pay for your interpretive skills, 'cause they really suck?

Her clients do not suck.

[Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So I got some spam from ChristianDebtOrg with the subject line "Resolve your Debt the Christian Way". I didn't open the email before I deleted it....but now I'm wondering, just how does a CHristian resolve his debt differently from a heathen? Or a Muslim for that matter. Prayer? Does that really work to make debts go away?

My dear child, remember the words of Luke 6:38

"Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give unto your bosom, for with the same measure that ye mete withal, it shall be measured to you again"

Give of yourself, on this board and on my father's earth and your needs will be satisfied many times over.

And remember, beware of false gods, whether they be that of the Muslims, the one called Satan or a certain powermad self-deified and shaven admin.

Amen.