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10-22-2004, 06:05 PM
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True Story
I just got a call from a referral who wants to set up a business entity but doesn't know which one he wants and wants to meet ASAP to discuss them all. I tell him I can go through them all right now on the phone in detail and follow up with some paperwork to review so he can think about it and talk to his CPA before we meet. Because I am in a generous mood (despite the gimpy knee), I add that I am not going to charge him for the phone consult. He says, "Is this the way you do business?" And hangs up.
So now I know why he was referred out.
p.s. to Barely: "My brother in law is not very creative..." Well that's obvious, isn't it?
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10-22-2004, 06:05 PM
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#4652
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Just to Ruin Your Weekend...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does that mean I don't have to do the girl-on-girl vs. lesbian porn book report?
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What do you think? Use your brain, woman.
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10-22-2004, 06:07 PM
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#4653
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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America! (Fuck, yeah!)
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Originally posted by Not Bob
With the exceptions of (1) fringe and wonk; (2) slave and paigow; and (3) thurgreed and mmmm, I never know when a spat is really a spat, or whether it is friendly banter disguised as a spat.
Not that anyone cares about my lack of knowledge regarding this. I just felt the need to share.
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1. I don't have "spats." And if I did, I'd wear them on my feet.
2. You forgot to add me and sb and me and pj.
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10-22-2004, 06:08 PM
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#4654
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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True Story
Quote:
Originally posted by TexLex
p.s. to Barely: "My brother in law is not very creative..." Well that's obvious, isn't it?
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Creativity withers in the face of a man-eating vagina.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-22-2004, 06:09 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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America! (Fuck, yeah!)
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Originally posted by Not Bob
With the exceptions of (1) fringe and wonk; (2) slave and paigow; and (3) thurgreed and mmmm, I never know when a spat is really a spat, or whether it is friendly banter disguised as a spat.
Not that anyone cares about my lack of knowledge regarding this. I just felt the need to share.
Oh, speaking of things none of you care about, the Not Bobette and I went to go see "Team America" last night.
Spoiler: Even with puppets, it's kind of embarrassing to be sitting next to your kid at the movies when the stars are doing the reverse cowgirl on screen.
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fringe and wonk are actually married IRL. back to the drawing board for you. |
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10-22-2004, 06:10 PM
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#4656
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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True Story
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Creativity withers in the face of a man-eating vagina.
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It's probably not the only thing that withers.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-22-2004, 06:11 PM
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#4657
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Something about that shrimpy brat just brings out the heightist in me
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10-22-2004, 06:12 PM
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#4658
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True Story
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Creativity withers ....
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Under those circumstances, I suppose that might not be all that's withering.
Note to self - buy faster computer. |
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10-22-2004, 06:14 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Apprentice ?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's really sad how many people this applies to.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, Mister Kotterrrrr!
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Boogers!
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10-22-2004, 06:15 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Just to Ruin Your Weekend...
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barely_legal
But last weekend my brother-in-law.... He said that he has trouble performing cunnilingus because everytime he is doing it, he is reminded of the scene in Poltergeist where the closet turns into a huge pulsating fleshy thing that is trying to suck the little boy inside.
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Do you often discuss your sister's nasty, wide gash with family members? Does she know? |
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10-22-2004, 06:17 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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True Story
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Creativity withers in the face of a man-eating vagina.
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I just wanted to see that again.
Kudos, SS on making me chuffed once again. |
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10-22-2004, 06:22 PM
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#4662
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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True Story
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Creativity withers in the face of a man-eating vagina.
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I just wanted to point out that this is yet another example of the importance of proper hyphen usage. Without the hyphen, the meaning (I know you will all agree) changes significantly. |
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10-22-2004, 06:28 PM
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#4663
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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True Story
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
a man-eating vagina.
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BTW, I still think they're too expensive, but if anyone wants to get one for me, I wouldn't say no. (spree: man-eating vaginas. Didn't get blocked by my work's porn filter, but you never know if your IT people will like it.)
etf hymen, er, hyphen
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 10-22-2004 at 06:33 PM..
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10-22-2004, 06:29 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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True Story
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, I still think they're too expensive, but if anyone wants to get one for me, I wouldn't say no. (spree: man eating vaginas. Didn't get blocked by my work's porn filter, but you never know if your IT people will like it.)
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Wow!! Even with potpourri! |
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10-22-2004, 06:38 PM
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#4665
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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True Story
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Creativity withers in the face of a man-eating vagina.
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Are you currently in danger? One less syllable and you got yourself a haiku.
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