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Old 01-13-2005, 03:54 PM   #4651
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does anyone here look like this?
Only on Friday nights. Can I call you sailor?
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Old 01-13-2005, 03:54 PM   #4652
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does anyone here look like this?
Baltassoc's niece.
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Old 01-13-2005, 03:57 PM   #4653
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Old 01-13-2005, 03:58 PM   #4654
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does anyone here look like this?
Ugly freakin pic of Fez's girlfriend
Who would want to?
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:09 PM   #4655
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Who would want to?
Spanky McSpankypants on a Friday night, apparently.

Question: is there anything worse than going to your favorite bordello and finding out that the management is letting a couple of crackheads rent space there? Crackheads! I mean, really.
 
Old 01-13-2005, 04:13 PM   #4656
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Good christ. Aside from the asinine "refill" (when you run out of olives, that is the signal to finish the rest of the drink quickly) concept and the pretzels, not-wanking-as-desperately-as-usual is right on the money.
This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Would whoever has my Fringey-English dictionary please return it.
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:15 PM   #4657
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How can you not love Liz? The woman sang "I want to be your blow job queen."
My favorite line has always been "Every time I see your face, I get all wet between my legs."
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:17 PM   #4658
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does anyone here look like this?
I'm pretty sure that's Atticus in drag. With a very tight corset.
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:18 PM   #4659
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This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Would whoever has my Fringey-English dictionary please return it.
"Holy shit. I agree with you! Kiss me, you fool!"
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:23 PM   #4660
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Who would want to?
Oh, she'd be cute if she didn't have that robust puppy personality.
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:28 PM   #4661
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My favorite line has always been "Every time I see your face, I get all wet between my legs."
It's tough to choose from a song with so many beautiful, romantic lines.

Flower:

[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

Everytime
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:37 PM   #4662
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's tough to choose from a song with so many beautiful, romantic lines.

Flower:

[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

Everytime
Wow. I need to listen to more Liz Phair.
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:38 PM   #4663
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It's tough to choose from a song with so many beautiful, romantic lines.
Then there's the song where she's singing to Coltrane:
  • He said he'd like to do it backwards.
    I said, that's just fine with me --
    that way we can fuck and watch TV.

(Or something like that.)

From there to here in 14 minutes. Huh.
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:41 PM   #4664
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How can you not love Liz? The woman sang "I want to be your blow job queen."
She has no sex appeal. On the other hand, I would switch teams pronto for Ms. Apple.

Why can't she be writhing downstairs in MY basement???? (If I had one) Those eyes, that voice.

I've been a bad bad girl
I've been careless
With a delicate man
And it's a sad sad world.

*sigh*
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:44 PM   #4665
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Wow. I need to listen to more Liz Phair.
"Fuck and run" has been my theme song for quite a few years now.

I woke up alarmed
I didn't know where I was at first
Just that I woke up in your arms
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions, and
What ever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who tries to win you over, and
What ever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
You got up out of bed
You said you had a lot of work to do
But I heard the rest in your head
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend another year alone
It's fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve
You almost felt bad
You said that I should call you up but
I knew much better than that
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions
And I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
It's fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve
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