imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e_enlargers_dc

(spree: man sues marketers of penis enlargement pills)

I foresee some interesting discovery and proof issues (and spare us the "we'll see if the evidence stands up in court jokes").

good thing you don't live further north- if you say "4" are predicted for tonight"- we wouldn't know if it was supposed to snow or if you bought some new cure for your problem.

Does anyone know Academic Loan Group (who is guarantored by Bank of New York). They are offering me a much sweeter interest rate and I know little to nothing about this. Should I make the switch? I am looking into this. The application is a federal form

Originally posted by Spanky
Please tell me these are friends of yours and you are going to introduce me.

This guy reminds me of a cross between AdL and cheese grits.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They do not appear to be dressed for sports. And those would be unsupported breasts PLUS cleavage.

Dissent. They are clearly dressed for jumping rope or wrestling of some sort.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dissent. They are clearly dressed for jumping rope or wrestling of some sort.

Only if at the pro level, and I don't mean professional sports.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dissent. They are clearly dressed for jumping rope or wrestling of some sort.

They look like they would have done well in the fetish porn with the stuffed animals and the twinkies that I saw last night. There was wrestling in that.

Oh, and a bunny rabbit.

One of the characters was named Buffy, if that helps.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
They look like they would have done well in the fetish porn with the stuffed animals and the twinkies that I saw last night. There was wrestling in that.

Oh, and a bunny rabbit.

One of the characters was named Buffy, if that helps.

I have a very well used monkey suit. I'm very popular with the woodland creatures.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This guy reminds me of a cross between AdL and cheese grits.

Unshaven Ball invite, yes or no?

or maybe this isn't her subject matter but here is a concept for some of our FBetties. The divorce party. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/13/fashion/13DIVO.html

What gets me is that if you get married you get gifts, if you get divorced you get gifts, but if you decide not to give up and throw in the towel, you get nachos. Shouldn't there be some kind of party for that moment when you turn down a marriage offer bc you don't want to spend the rest of your life fighting off someone's advances while pretending he is someone else? The Not Settling Party?


Or how about the I've Given Up Pretty Much party? Why should the spinster have to buyher own shit?

Seriously, the single gal needs the swag the most- no sugar dadddy to cover her, and no half the loot inthe divorce. How do we invent this?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
or maybe this isn't her subject matter but here is a concept for some of our FBetties. The divorce party. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/13/fashion/13DIVO.html

What gets me is that if you get married you get gifts, if you get divorced you get gifts, but if you decide not to give up and throw in the towel, you get nachos. Shouldn't there be some kind of party for that moment when you turn down a marriage offer bc you don't want to spend the rest of your life fighting off someone's advances while pretending he is someone else? The Not Settling Party?


Or how about the I've Given Up Pretty Much party? Why should the spinster have to buyher own shit?

Seriously, the single gal needs the swag the most- no sugar dadddy to cover her, and no half the loot inthe divorce. How do we invent this?

A friend of mine threw herself a trentacinquinera last year. She got lots of gifts. Her rationale was that she never had a quincinera when she turned 15, and damnit, 35 is more appropriate for a coming out party at any rate.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
or maybe this isn't her subject matter but here is a concept for some of our FBetties. The divorce party. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/13/fashion/13DIVO.html

What gets me is that if you get married you get gifts, if you get divorced you get gifts, but if you decide not to give up and throw in the towel, you get nachos. Shouldn't there be some kind of party for that moment when you turn down a marriage offer bc you don't want to spend the rest of your life fighting off someone's advances while pretending he is someone else? The Not Settling Party?


Or how about the I've Given Up Pretty Much party? Why should the spinster have to buyher own shit?

Seriously, the single gal needs the swag the most- no sugar dadddy to cover her, and no half the loot inthe divorce. How do we invent this?

it's better someone who likes you tells this P.- Your post roughly tracks a Sex and the City episode- maybe go back and edit?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
houldn't there be some kind of party for that moment when you turn down a marriage offer bc you don't want to spend the rest of your life fighting off someone's advances while pretending he is someone else? The Not Settling Party?

FWIW, we sent Lookin a "basket of cheer" and a CD player after he shot you down.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
FWIW, we sent Lookin a "basket of cheer" and a CD player after he shot you down.

38 posts away from the fb 100k.

[John the Baptist]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
38 posts away from the fb 100k.

I fail to see the significance of this. Perhaps Buddha could shed some enlightenment on the situation.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it's better someone who likes you tells this P.- Your post roughly tracks a Sex and the City episode- maybe go back and edit?

Oh Jesus, shoot me now.