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05-04-2005, 02:19 PM
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#4651
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah, it must be tough, seeing as how they must be so hard to come by where you live.
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Well, there (probably) aren't any available to me right on the premises where I work.
Speaking of avocados, I tried the new tortilla soup (with fresh avocado slices) at baja fresh this weekend and liked it. perhaps I will get it for lunch today. with guacamole on the side.
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05-04-2005, 02:20 PM
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#4652
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hm. He looks a little empty in the head.
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He has a dear-in-the-headlights look about him.
I'd worry that he'd bolt for New Mexico on the eve of the wedding if I were Paris Hilton.
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05-04-2005, 02:21 PM
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#4653
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He has a dear-in-the-headlights look about him.
I'd worry that he'd bolt for New Mexico on the eve of the wedding if I were Paris Hilton.
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"dear"? I think you are smitten.
His eyes are kind of sleepy, I think.
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05-04-2005, 02:23 PM
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#4654
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He has a dear-in-the-headlights look about him.
I'd worry that he'd bolt for New Mexico on the eve of the wedding if I were Paris Hilton.
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Is this another Star Jones situation? Dualit?
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05-04-2005, 02:25 PM
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#4655
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
"dear"? I think you are smitten.
His eyes are kind of sleepy, I think.
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Sleepy is not the word my expert observational skills came up with, but you never know.
On the avocado topic, I think there may be a room full of mexican pro wrestlers that would willing to kill a few hapless avocados and agaves for you tonight. |
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05-04-2005, 02:27 PM
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#4656
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Set your Tivos
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Really, it's on TONIGHT? I'll have to change my plans, since it's too late to get Tivo setup.
Honestly, who the hell cares? He's a sleaze who'll take whatever brief glimpse of fame he can get; at worst, she's a bit of a ditz and even if she did sleep with him, it apparently didn't help his cause or alter whatever fix is in on that unwatchable show; and it looks like most of ABC's footage about the show is nearly two years old. It's not news, it's not entertainment, it's just dung.
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i heard she already told all their mutual friends he was flacid.
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05-04-2005, 02:29 PM
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#4657
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, there (probably) aren't any available to me right on the premises where I work.
Speaking of avocados, I tried the new tortilla soup (with fresh avocado slices) at baja fresh this weekend and liked it. perhaps I will get it for lunch today. with guacamole on the side.
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This avocado thread is really fun! Um, I like avocados. But sometimes I get them and they are not ripe enough. Bummer!
Paging lo-berry! Would you please log on and save us from this banality? Thank you.
Flower
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05-04-2005, 02:36 PM
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#4658
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Sleepy is not the word my expert observational skills came up with, but you never know.
On the avocado topic, I think there may be a room full of mexican pro wrestlers that would willing to kill a few hapless avocados and agaves for you tonight.
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Drugs? Recall how crappy my observational skills are, even as the smoke wafts over me.
I love killer wrestlers.
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05-04-2005, 02:37 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He has a dear-in-the-headlights look about him.
I'd worry that he'd bolt for New Mexico on the eve of the wedding if I were Paris Hilton.
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I doubt she's worried. He's seen Federline.
1. Date Paris Hilton and avoid being a total jackass.*
2. Marry Paris Hilton.
3. Profit.
*If he avoids selling a sex tape and/or beating her to a pulp, he's a prince! |
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05-04-2005, 02:39 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I doubt she's worried. He's seen Federline.
1. Date Paris Hilton and avoid being a total jackass.*
2. Marry Paris Hilton.
3. Profit.
*If he avoids selling a sex tape and/or beating her to a pulp, he's a prince!
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I will admit semi-ignorance but isn't he ACTUALLY a prince or at least a billionaire's son in his own right? |
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05-04-2005, 02:40 PM
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#4661
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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circle jerk
someone outside my office (an older admin type person) just said this. I think she mean cluster fuck.
I don't think I will go discuss it with her.
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05-04-2005, 02:41 PM
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#4662
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Like, true love
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This avocado thread is really fun! Um, I like avocados. But sometimes I get them and they are not ripe enough. Bummer!
Paging lo-berry! Would you please log on and save us from this banality? Thank you.
Flower
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That's it. Suck up to the Newber in an attempt to improve your ratings. The rest of us will continue to do the heavy lifting on this board.
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05-04-2005, 02:44 PM
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#4663
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
someone outside my office (an older admin type person) just said this. I think she mean cluster fuck.
I don't think I will go discuss it with her.
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Cluster fuck is better- you should tell her. Corporate circle jerks are not PC, as they exclude women from participating. A genital ceiling kind of.
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05-04-2005, 02:46 PM
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#4664
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
someone outside my office (an older admin type person) just said this. I think she mean cluster fuck.
I don't think I will go discuss it with her.
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What's the appeal of the circle jerk? I mean really, isn't this something better taken care of on one's own? |
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05-04-2005, 02:47 PM
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#4665
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
someone outside my office (an older admin type person) just said this. I think she mean cluster fuck.
I don't think I will go discuss it with her.
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Ask her to draw you a picture. Make sure she identifies which figure is supposed to be you.
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