Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to decline. The TSA security person confiscated my astroglide at the checkpoint.

Lube is for amateurs. A true TSA asspounding can only be administered Adebisi-style.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You have yet to demonstrate those traits here, but IRL I'm sure you are completely different. Those things are fine to take personally. You probably should take that comment personally. In fact it was likely intended that way.*

To say I don't wear the brands you wear is not an insult on the brands or on your taste in clothes. Which is undoubtedly impeccable. If a bit stodgy (only from your decriptions here!!! LOL!!! I don't think I know you personally!!!). But maybe you are in a different age bracket than I am in. I still shop at The Gap, after all.




*Aren't you the one who has repeatedly said here somthing to the effect that you aren't that smart, but you sure are hot?

Is the Gap still, like, a store? Didn't it get, like, outlawed by Old Navy or something?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's one of those lessons that you have to learn the hard way. NPI.

NPI my ass.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Adder

[Regulations]

Again, this looks like serious overkill, directed at items that pose no risk at all, at the risk not only of inconveniencing everyone, but also of over looking actual threats.

It only seems like serious overkill until you find yourself on a flight with MacGyver. Then you are TOTALLY FUCKED!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Step 1. Use astroglide to lube butt;
Step 2. Hide astroglide in butt*;
Step 3. Profit.

*isn't it ironic?

It could be just a coincidence.

Think about it.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
But which lake -- Huron or Michigan? Lake Erie is so low-rent and Superior is anything but. And Lake Ontario has gone the way of the caipirinha!

It has? I didn't get the memo.
And what exactly is the way of the capirinha?
I vote for Lake Louise. It's picturesque. There's all those pretty photos with that Fairmont hotel and what not.

eta damn you wonk. What an obscure joke to have had preempted.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
It only seems like serious overkill until you find yourself on a flight with MacGyver. Then you are TOTALLY FUCKED!

Ahhhh, MacGyver.*






*Please, someone get this.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If I said you weren't in my target demographic, would you understand me?

Yes. And FWIW u sure ain't in mine.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by spookyfish
It only seems like serious overkill until you find yourself on a flight with MacGyver. Then you are TOTALLY FUCKED!

There's nothing you can do with dudes like MacGyver. You could make him board the plane completely naked, and he would be able to fashion a crude nuclear explosive device out of excess ear wax deposits, a molar filling, bellybutton lint, antiperspirant residue, and three pubic hairs. He was fucking amazing.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Mothers can bring baby formula on board, but only after drinking it in front of security officials first.

Ew. This is disgusting. That stuff tastes like two-parts-taint/one part-motor oil.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There's nothing you can do with dudes like MacGyver. You could make him board the plane completely naked, and he would be able to fashion a crude nuclear explosive device out of excess ear wax deposits, a molar filling, bellybutton lint, antiperspirant residue, and three pubic hairs. He was fucking amazing.

Assuming he doesn't shave them (this is 2006, after all). I believe his recipe works without the pubic hairs. They were just window dressing, the lint does all the heavy lifting. I am in business-speak hell. Thankfully we are down to the short strokes.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There's nothing you can do with dudes like MacGyver. You could make him board the plane completely naked, and he would be able to fashion a crude nuclear explosive device out of excess ear wax deposits, a molar filling, bellybutton lint, antiperspirant residue, and three pubic hairs. He was fucking amazing.

Indeed.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Assuming he doesn't shave them (this is 2006, after all). I believe his recipe works without the pubic hairs. They were just window dressing, the lint does all the heavy lifting. I am in business-speak hell. Thankfully we are down to the short strokes.

This is 2006, indeed. When no self-respecting man would stoop such such effeminate grooming techniques. Have you not heard?

http://www.startribune.com/389/story/604443.html

Metrosexuality is totally Mojito, baby!

"What exactly constitutes a guy's guy depends on whom you ask. * * * But it's definitely not the guy who . . . buys his clothes at Banana Republic . . . ."

F@ck!!!!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am supposed to fly out of LAX tomorrow afternoon for a quick weekend trip to Dallas. Mr. Man is already there. Should I stay or should I go now?

cons: stupidly long security lines, no liquid make-up or toothpaste will come with me b/c I refuse to check a weekend bag (though we'll check the big bag on the return flight now since MM is already there with liquidy sorts of things), 103 (!!) high in Dallas today, 85 in LA (and beachy!), will end up spending almost as much time en route as my time there

pros: Dallas friends there, Mr. Man, long weekend free of work obligations

Hmm.

Fedex your shit now.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is 2006, indeed. When no self-respecting man would stoop such such effeminate grooming techniques. Have you not heard?

http://www.startribune.com/389/story/604443.html

Metrosexuality is totally Mojito, baby!

"What exactly constitutes a guy's guy depends on whom you ask. * * * But it's definitely not the guy who . . . buys his clothes at Banana Republic . . . ."

F@ck!!!!

But, but, but what if his wife buys his clothes at BR? He's still a man, right, because he delegated, right? Right?