Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one will do it because (i) if you have a small dick, you're just not going to share and (ii) if you have a large dick and you tell someone, you're bragging.

TM

Besides, all the women he's ever dated have told him size doesn't matter. Right Skinny?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think its time for our monthly music poll. But this wil be less showoff-Flower-cool-obscure-bullshit-like. What song could you easily live without hearing again.

Me: Bridge Over Troubled Water. The Clay version. The Art version, the Musak version. Enough. That and Cher's Believe and most anything off of James Taylor's greatest hits.

Free Bird
Anything else by Lynrd Skynrd
Anything by Kansas

[taxwonk]

Or did my ketchup break the board?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Besides, all the women he's ever dated have told him size doesn't matter. Right Skinny?

Yeah, but they were talking about my lack of gut, man.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was thinking Flinty.

Aren't we all?

[SlaveNoMore]

taxwonk
Free Bird
Anything else by Lynrd Skynrd
Anything by Kansas

...with the after-the-fact posting Wayward Son.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Aren't we all?

I'm still thinking Flinty.

You just don't want to know what I'm thinking about Flinty. Or maybe you do.

[fufu]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Free Bird
Anything else by Lynrd Skynrd
Anything by Kansas

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Rico Suave - Gerardo
Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Having My Baby - Neil Sedaka

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I doubt it was Savannah. She used to lay there like a rock.

Best quote I ever heard about her suicide was when a male porn star (I forget whom - Jon Dough?) was told that she was dead, he replied "How could anyone tell?"

I made up a porn title and stuck in the only only old timer name I knew. But who could have expected we have the Encyclopedia Brown of Porno here ready to call bullshit,
Just another lesson for ole hank.

[Hank Chinaski]

xoxo

[str8outavannuys]

Brian fucking Leetch.
Brian Leetch.

Yeah.

That is all.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

So he's a lady killer with hot geek chicks? Or is it that he's getting major virtual action in the "cyber-world"?

I can't decide which is a bigger contradiction in terms: hot geek chicks or friendly fire.

By definition, a chick that's hot can't be a geek.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield



I can't decide which is a bigger contradiction in terms: hot geek chicks or friendly fire.

By definition, a chick that's hot can't be a geek.

Harummpf. Tell that to whoever is banging Eva Silverstein.




Eva Silverstein with her favorite equations

We're both Harvard '92. Let me tell you, Eva certainly raised the temperature level at the Physics club parties back then.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Harummpf. Tell that to whoever is banging Eva Silverstein.... We're both Harvard '92. Let me tell you, Eva certainly raised the testosterone level at the Physics clubparties back then

If you saw more women in the gym/mall/beach and less in the physics tank, you'd still have standards. She ain't all that:

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
If you saw more women in the gym/mall/beach and less in the physics tank, you'd still have standards. She ain't all that:

First Wednesday of the month?

For me, she's a bit like Martha Quinn, i.e. I wouldn't say "hot" but I would be all up in that way before I'd do Nina Blackwood. Sure, she's hot for a physics prodigy, but that's like saying you've got the biggest penis in Japan or you're the "Harvard of the South."

My very happiness, and my ability to procreate, depends upon the existence of hot geek chicks, so I have faith. BTW, I recently had my first sex dream about a longtime poster I've never met. I was sitting next to her, minding my own business, and she kept trying to touch my balls. For some reason, I decided not to let her --- probably because I find her online persona tiresome and rude and she was being kinda grabby about it, which didn't bode well.