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05-04-2005, 02:47 PM
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#4666
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
What's the appeal of the circle jerk? I mean really, isn't this something better taken care of on one's own?
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It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.
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05-04-2005, 02:49 PM
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#4667
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A genital ceiling kind of.
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Sounds like the participants are confident about their performance.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-04-2005, 02:49 PM
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#4668
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.
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I just realized that I have not TCBed all month. Is this like the time I didn't do anything special for Flag Day? |
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05-04-2005, 02:54 PM
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#4669
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just realized that I have not TCBed all month. Is this like the time I didn't do anything special for Flag Day?
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I haven't either, ABBA. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
Hell, it's only the 4th. |
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05-04-2005, 02:56 PM
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#4670
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.
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Our family always celebrated National Masturbation Month in the traditional way. It was a time for family. Uncles, aunts, cousins, and grandparents all came from far off points. We would all gather round the gaily decorated Masturbation Tree and sing those wondrous songs of joy, the Masturbation Carols. Chestnuts would pop merrily over the crackling Masturbation Log, filling the air with the nutty aroma of Masturbation Month goodness. The kids would all beam with excitement when we heard tales of late night visits from jolly old Mr. Masturbation, and our excitement made it difficult to sleep as we all wondered what we would find in our socks the next morning.
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05-04-2005, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Like, true love
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I will admit semi-ignorance but isn't he ACTUALLY a prince or at least a billionaire's son in his own right?
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He's a Greek shipping heir, from what I can tell. He doesn't need the profit step. He could use some coolness factor, though.
Look. OOooh. He's got a tough guy side. Earring, Ozzy shirt (ignoring the sparkle) and a chain!
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05-04-2005, 03:01 PM
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#4672
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I haven't either, ABBA. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
Hell, it's only the 4th.
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Well, I have had the actual sex.......like with another person I mean. |
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05-04-2005, 03:01 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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circle jerk
stp
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05-04-2005, 03:01 PM
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#4674
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I haven't either, ABBA. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
Hell, it's only the 4th.
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Is the lack of masturbation due to lack of horniness, or due to needs being satisfied in other ways?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-04-2005, 03:03 PM
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#4675
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Our family always celebrated National Masturbation Month in the traditional way. It was a time for family. Uncles, aunts, cousins, and grandparents all came from far off points. We would all gather round the gaily decorated Masturbation Tree and sing those wondrous songs of joy, the Masturbation Carols. Chestnuts would pop merrily over the crackling Masturbation Log, filling the air with the nutty aroma of Masturbation Month goodness. The kids would all beam with excitement when we heard tales of late night visits from jolly old Mr. Masturbation, and our excitement made it difficult to sleep as we all wondered what we would find in our socks the next morning.
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Though differing in doctrine, in means and in philosophies, it's always good to see both orthodox and liberal denominations share in celebrating this joyous time of year.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-04-2005, 03:04 PM
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#4676
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, I have had the actual sex.......like with another person I mean.
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What is it like?
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05-04-2005, 03:12 PM
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#4677
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
What is it like?
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Ask the milkman. That story your wife told you about immaculate conception? Twice? It isn't true.
Sorry to have to tell you this in public and everything. |
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05-04-2005, 03:13 PM
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#4678
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
What is it like?
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Have you ever licked an eyeball? Had sex like burning? |
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05-04-2005, 03:15 PM
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#4679
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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It's kayaking season!
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
NFH's post is the first I heard of it.
But I'm not sure that answers your question.
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2, but that doesn't mean that I'm thankful to NFH for filling me in. I'd rather not know.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-04-2005, 03:18 PM
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#4680
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Had sex like burning?
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I was anally probed on an alien space ship once. Is that what this means?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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