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robustpuppy · 09-20-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What is "punch" a euphemism for here?

Of course this question is rhetorical, because every woman knows that the surest way to get a guy to have sex with her is to cry. And the surest way to get him to come back for more is to cry during and after the sex.

Shape Shifter · 09-20-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What is "punch" a euphemism for here?

It's a fisting reference.

In the alternative:

7. punch

To fuck., get fucked, intercource

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=punch

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2006, 02:35 PM

I am quite normal around crying people.

Although, I don't think I'm very good at making them feel better. Some people are good comforters. I am not. In fact, I'm usually the guy who walks into the kitchen and yells "WHO WANTS CHEESE ON THEIR BURGERS?" right after a friend has told the rest of the group that his/her father/mother is dying.

ltl/fb · 09-20-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's a fisting reference.

In the alternative:

7. punch

To fuck., get fucked, intercource

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=punch

Yay!

I have never stopped at a donut place on the way to or from the airport.

I have stopped to get a deeeeee-licious sausage egg and cheese biscuit at McDonald's.

taxwonk · 09-20-2006, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
On the dl, I was talking with ironweed, and after a few dozen lagers he told me that he was dissatisfied with his current life and what he really wants is an LA-based former benefits attorney.

Ollie thinks you are crazy and wants to punch you.

I'm sorry, but I must inform you that, according to a recent article in Slate, which I'm too fucking lazy to search for, white people can not use the terms "dl" or "down low."

My apologies to those who think this is too fucking stupid to be believed, but it's true. Don't hate me. I don't make the rules up; I only report them.

taxwonk · 09-20-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Of course this question is rhetorical, because every woman knows that the surest way to get a guy to have sex with her is to cry. And the surest way to get him to come back for more is to cry during and after the sex.

So "Grey's Anatomy" lied?

Shape Shifter · 09-20-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm sorry, but I must inform you that, according to a recent article in Slate, which I'm too fucking lazy to search for, white people can not use the terms "dl" or "down low."

My apologies to those who think this is too fucking stupid to be believed, but it's true. Don't hate me. I don't make the rules up; I only report them.

I see you're also heeding their call to stop being funny.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm sorry, but I must inform you that, according to a recent article in Slate, which I'm too fucking lazy to search for, white people can not use the terms "dl" or "down low."

My apologies to those who think this is too fucking stupid to be believed, but it's true. Don't hate me. I don't make the rules up; I only report them.

Black people invented everything hip and/or cool. Deal with it, whitey.

Shape Shifter · 09-20-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Black people invented everything hip and/or cool. Deal with it, whitey.

And George Washington Carver did amazing things with peanuts.

ltl/fb · 09-20-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And George Washington Carver did amazing things with peanuts.

I have discovered I like almond butter better than I like peanut butter.

pony_trekker · 09-20-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I don't know why you spend so much time repeating yourself unless you're just challenging yourself to come up with crazier, more vivid ways of saying, "She's hot."

TM

Yes but I am quickly running out of material.