Objectively intelligent.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

Here’s a question: does Hank clean up for the next person?

Of course. Sanitize on the way in, and out. The porta potty at the park that i run by is often used by the po po. You step out the door and a police is there, you want to make sure you are not leaving a mess.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Why I won't go back to road running after running trails for a year.

I guess I'm lucky - I have never had to stop to go No. 2 on a run. Ever. I've had very close calls...but that happens close to home.

ETA: strike that. It did happen a few times a long time ago on the Chicago lakefront, but there are bathrooms all over the place there.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

ETA: strike that. It did happen a few times a long time ago on the Chicago lakefront, but there are bathrooms all over the place there.

Except in the winter.

The worst porta potties in the U.S? Glad you asked. On the river in Portland. An army of homeless live around the river and the porta potties are their full time go to. Gross.

[pony_trekker]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Of course. Sanitize on the way in, and out. The porta potty at the park that i run by is often used by the po po. You step out the door and a police is there, you want to make sure you are not leaving a mess.

Good man. I took a leak on the train today. That act was clean as a whistle. However when hand washing, water went everywhere. Took me for ever to wipe with those government-thin TP sheets.

[pony_trekker]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I guess I'm lucky - I have never had to stop to go No. 2 on a run. Ever. I've had very close calls...but that happens close to home.

ETA: strike that. It did happen a few times a long time ago on the Chicago lakefront, but there are bathrooms all over the place there.

I won’t go running unless I’m confident it won’t happen. Number 1 however, is another matter. I run fasted in the AM generally, after a venti. So I Pee when I leave the house, Pee when I get to the trail, and occasionally again depending on run length.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

Good man. I took a leak on the train today. That act was clean as a whistle. However when hand washing, water went everywhere. Took me for ever to wipe with those government-thin TP sheets.

Train? WTF? Back on airplanes, live deps.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Except in the winter.

The worst porta potties in the U.S? Glad you asked. On the river in Portland. An army of homeless live around the river and the porta potties are their full time go to. Gross.

There's nothing like walking into a pre-marathon porta-potty that's been bombarded with nervous shits.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

There's nothing like walking into a pre-marathon porta-potty that's been bombarded with nervous shits.

You and I know about marathons, but to be talking about running one excludes flower/pony/icky/ggg/ty/adder and Penske if he comes back. Let’s keep relatable?

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Train? WTF? Back on airplanes, live deps.

That's gonna be a no from me dawg. How do you justify doing a week of downtime with several grand for planes, hotels and meals, when you can do an equivalent job from home via Zoom? I mean the FF miles were nice and my clients aren't the ones to complain, but if I am a client who looks at bill that's a hell motherfuckin no.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

That's gonna be a no from me dawg. How do you justify doing a week of downtime with several grand for planes, hotels and meals, when you can do an equivalent job from home via Zoom? I mean the FF miles were nice and my clients aren't the ones to complain, but if I am a client who looks at bill that's a hell motherfuckin no.

Dude, how can I do road trip Moth shows if I'm not traveling?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

That's gonna be a no from me dawg. How do you justify doing a week of downtime with several grand for planes, hotels and meals, when you can do an equivalent job from home via Zoom? I mean the FF miles were nice and my clients aren't the ones to complain, but if I am a client who looks at bill that's a hell motherfuckin no.

From the point of view of your employer, it is also a no. For plaintiff attorney's on continency fees, their sunk costs just went way down.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

From the point of view of your employer, it is also a no. For plaintiff attorney's on continency fees, their sunk costs just went way down.

Hence his and my different plans for the future.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

That's gonna be a no from me dawg. How do you justify doing a week of downtime with several grand for planes, hotels and meals, when you can do an equivalent job from home via Zoom? I mean the FF miles were nice and my clients aren't the ones to complain, but if I am a client who looks at bill that's a hell motherfuckin no.

The people this is going to kill are the old school insurance defense guys and lawyers who work exclusively for banks who are still out there.

No more of those long argument lists and in person status conferences where people bill multiple files for several hours to sit around and bullshit.

How will Joseph A. Banks survive? Brooks Bros. already in Ch. 11, and probably headed for 7. #poura40

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I guess I'm lucky - I have never had to stop to go No. 2 on a run.

Jumping off, but still generally tethered to the discussion, I made duck breasts the other night. And asparagus. 2 bags of asparagus.

I cooked the asparagus in the duck fat, lemon juice, and dijon mustard. Sauce was creamy, kind of like a spicy Hollandaise or Bernaise.

I then got boozed up with the spouse and wound up eating all of the asparagus slathered in the duck fat sauce.

I did not know one could take as many shits in a day as I experienced the next morning.

If you're ever bound up, have a glass of duck fat.*






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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Jumping off, but still generally tethered to the discussion, I made duck breasts the other night. And asparagus. 2 bags of asparagus.

I cooked the asparagus in the duck fat, lemon juice, and dijon mustard. Sauce was creamy, kind of like a spicy Hollandaise or Bernaise.

I then got boozed up with the spouse and wound up eating all of the asparagus slathered in the duck fat sauce.

I did not know one could take as many shits in a day as I experienced the next morning.

If you're ever bound up, have a glass of duck fat.*






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If you think you may have a medical emergency, call your doctor, go to the emergency department, or call 911 immediately. I do not recommend or endorse any specific tests, physicians, products, procedures, opinions, or other information that may be mentioned here. Reliance on any information provided here is solely at your own risk.

This post may contain health or medical related materials or discussions regarding sexually explicit disease states. If you find these materials offensive, you may not want to read this post. The post and its text are provided on an "as is" basis.

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I hope you wore a mask when you took a leak after eating that much asparagus.