New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 313

Penske_Account · 10-29-2003, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Any time.

Sock Sleeves

http://www.uidaho.edu/student_orgs/a...evesLyrics.htm

Alas Penske you do me wrong
to create many socks so easily
you post so much you post so long
it makes me feel quite queasy.

Sockery is a pain in the ass
Sockery is a way to start fights
Sockery is making me nuts
and who socks more than Penske?

Fellow practitioners of the law
Oh why is it we are so stuck here?
We see the law has great flaws
yet we continue to practice from year to year.

Sockery is a pain in the ass
Sockery is a way to start fights
Sockery is making me nuts
and who socks more than Penske?

My fellow members of this fine board
I ask why must you cause me such pain
really I've no wish to overlord
but it's starting to hurt my brain.

Sockery is a pain in the ass
Sockery is a way to start fights
Sockery is making me nuts
and who socks more than Penske?

I am here to serve your posting needs
but there are limits to what I can take
so while I love y'all you must believe
it's starting to make me quake.

Sockery is a pain in the ass
Sockery is a way to start fights
Sockery is making me nuts
and who socks more than Penske?

If you intend my words to ignore
it will cause me to do nothing
for the ims I receive are quite a bore
and the complaints are really nutty

Sockery can be a great deal of fun
Sockery can make friday great
Sockery can make all of us laugh
and who socks more than Penske?

So friends I say please sock away
it helps the days to past faster
so fight and scream and sock you may
it helps fill the time with laughter.

Sockery can be a great deal of fun
Sockery can make friday great
Sockery can make all of us laugh
and who socks more than Penske?

And Socks, now farewell, adieu,
To firms I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true
Come once again and sock for me.

Sockery can be a great deal of fun
Sockery can make friday great
Sockery can make all of us laugh
and who socks more than Penske?

Post of the New Millenium!!

Bravo! Indeed!

Carry on!

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Post of the New Millenium!!

You are such a suck up.

Penske_Account · 10-29-2003, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
You are such a suck up.

Oui.

leagleaze · 10-29-2003, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Oui.

Yeah what he doesn't say is I had to find him the music so he could sing along.

Damn socks.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-29-2003, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yeah what he doesn't say is I had to find him the music so he could sing along.

Damn socks.

At least when he sings, it's a chorus.

Jack Manfred · 10-29-2003, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hubby turns 30 tomorrow. Already bought (and he has already used) expensive dive camera. Need a smaller gift to present on birthday itself. Any ideas? About $100 or less.

blowjob
bottle of scotch (or wine, or whiskey)
steak
chocolate cake from the best bakery in town
men's grooming products, e.g., quality shaving brush
five new $20 bills for lapdances
three pairs of pima cotton or linen boxers (or boxer-briefs, NTTAWTT)

John Bayesdow Disciple · 10-29-2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have a buddy who pulls his dick out for free and does dick-tricks with it. At bars. All the time. I've seen him do it in front of hundreds of people. Guys and girls. Oddly enough, most of the girls are always intrigued instead of appalled. As in "how does he do that? Do they all do that?" Most of the time she's referring to "The Hamburger". After having seen said buddy do this for years, the GF and I watched Puppetry of the Penis on PPV (we have a descrambler and get all the PPV for free - all those porn channels Leagl was talking about and well, we ran across Puppetry of the Penis). I recognized half of the tricks.

Descrambler? In civilized society PPV is not scrambled; it comes with a little screen that tells you how to order and pay for it. Please explain this descrambler thing.

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred

chocolate cake from the best bakery in town

Every year, the OM receives a wide selection of mini-cakes from his favorite bakery: hazelnut mousse cake, apple brown betty, a pot de creme, tartlets, etc.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-29-2003, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
Could somebody please provide a detailed description of all the penis tricks (or maybe just one or two of them)? I am utterly mystified as to what they could possibly be.

Mooch-ass grassy-ass.

"Cabbage" is pulling the scrotum up over the penis from underneath.

"Flying squirrel" is stretching the scrotum out on both sides to give the appearance of an outstretched flying squirrel's wings.

I don't know any others, except, of course, the "tape and tuck", which everybody knows. Ask Coltrane for a breakdown of some of the more exotic tricks.

A friend and his wife tried to get me and the Mrs. to see puppetry of the Penis recently. I was going to go, then thought "Why the fuck am I spening money and getting dressed to go see a couple of rubes do something idiotic we used to do in the lockeroom in high school?" Now if they had something called "Visions of the Vagina", I think I'd probably have gone...

rufus leeking · 10-29-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A friend and his wife tried to get me and the Mrs. to see puppetry of the Penis recently. I was going to go, then thought "Why the fuck am I spening money and getting dressed to go see a couple of rubes do something idiotic we used to do in the lockeroom in high school?" Now if they had something called "Visions of the Vagina", I think I'd probably have gone...

but how much were they paid to do the puppetry thing on stage? its not beating off, but its at least a signpost of reasonable fee,

10-29-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Cabbage" is pulling the scrotum up over the penis from underneath.

"Flying squirrel" is stretching the scrotum out on both sides to give the appearance of an outstretched flying squirrel's wings.

I don't know any others, except, of course, the "tape and tuck", which everybody knows. Ask Coltrane for a breakdown of some of the more exotic tricks.

A friend and his wife tried to get me and the Mrs. to see puppetry of the Penis recently. I was going to go, then thought "Why the fuck am I spening money and getting dressed to go see a couple of rubes do something idiotic we used to do in the lockeroom in high school?" Now if they had something called "Visions of the Vagina", I think I'd probably have gone...

Yet you hated the Vagina Monologues. Please descramble.

Penske_Account · 10-29-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred

blowjob
chocolate cake from the best bakery in town

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Originally posted by evenodds
Every year, the OM receives a wide selection of mini-cakes from his favorite bakery: hazelnut mousse cake, apple brown betty, a pot de creme, tartlets, etc.

I think you forgot something.

rufus leeking · 10-29-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yet you hated the Vagina Monologues. Please descramble.

maybe distinguished on which lips are moving?????

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-29-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yet you hated the Vagina Monologues. Please descramble.

As far as I know, there is no actual vagina shown in the Vagina Monologues. I feel its egregious false advertising.

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think you forgot something.

He can have all the blow jobs he wants any old time.

Unlimited variety of cake, on the other hand, is a special treat.