Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
First Wednesday of the month?

For me, she's a bit like Martha Quinn, i.e. I wouldn't say "hot" but I would be all up in that way before I'd do Nina Blackwood. Sure, she's hot for a physics prodigy, but that's like saying you've got the biggest penis in Japan or you're the "Harvard of the South."

My very happiness, and my ability to procreate, depends upon the existence of hot geek chicks, so I have faith. BTW, I recently had my first sex dream about a longtime poster I've never met. I was sitting next to her, minding my own business, and she kept trying to touch my balls. For some reason, I decided not to let her --- probably because I find her online persona tiresome and rude and she was being kinda grabby about it, which didn't bode well.

Dude, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, I'm a guy. Stop with the scary sex dreams.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm still thinking Flinty.

You just don't want to know what I'm thinking about Flinty. Or maybe you do.

Please don't tell me. I'd rather just assume it's something nice (and perhaps a little naughty).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
First Wednesday of the month?

For me, she's a bit like Martha Quinn, i.e. I wouldn't say "hot" but I would be all up in that way before I'd do Nina Blackwood. Sure, she's hot for a physics prodigy, but that's like saying you've got the biggest penis in Japan or you're the "Harvard of the South."

My very happiness, and my ability to procreate, depends upon the existence of hot geek chicks, so I have faith. BTW, I recently had my first sex dream about a longtime poster I've never met. I was sitting next to her, minding my own business, and she kept trying to touch my balls. For some reason, I decided not to let her --- probably because I find her online persona tiresome and rude and she was being kinda grabby about it, which didn't bode well.

one yes or no question, then I'll guess. was it a guy posting as a woman, or a woman posting as a woman.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski



If you saw more women in the gym/mall/beach and less in the physics tank, you'd still have standards. She ain't all that:

that was during her"freshman fatty" period. When slave talks about Cherize why don't you post monster stills?



the test for hotness isn't "does one bad photo of her exist.'
I remember having a lab with Eva at Center for Ultracold Atoms one summer term. She wore a tube top, and no one could get their experiment to run right, IYKWIM.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
one yes or no question, then I'll guess. was it a guy posting as a woman, or a woman posting as a woman.

Hey!
first of all, I'm not tiresome. Or rude. Or grabby.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hey!
first of all, I'm not tiresome. Or rude. Or grabby.

not on you, this was about a Politics poster. And on infirm I always said you were a woman, no guy playing a girl would pick sports avatar.

[Dave]

Where was Jim Harrick Jr's class when I needed to pull the GPA out of the dumper second semester of freshman year?

It's also nice to see that Jim Jr. is a NewsRadio fan (see question #3).

[Dave]

Seems that MTV doesn't plan to actually stick to alleged plans to air more modest fare (shocked I am, shocked!) -- notwithstanding reports that Britney's latest video, 'Toxic' was moved to late-night only (linkage ), the move didn't last long.

Saw it for the first time while channel surfing during breakfast. The eye candy wasn't bad (although I could have done without it at 6:30 a.m.), but WTF was that noise?

Thanks to google I now know I wasn't the first to notice this. Damn.

Speaking of the frosted pop tart, Showtime is going to broadcast a Britney concert in HD on March 28 ( More Linkage ). Maybe it'll be determined once and for all if they're implants.

Finally, here's a
report that Britney is going celibate and is trying to get it together by going back to church. Can I get a hallelujah?

That is all, and not a paragraph too soon.

[Dave]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Brian fucking Leetch.
Brian Leetch.

Yeah.

That is all.

I'll see your Leetch and raise you a Robert Lang.

That is also all.

And I just wanted to try and get a hat trick on a hockey post.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Harummpf. Tell that to whoever is banging Eva Silverstein.

I was going to see your Eva Silverstein and raise you a Dr. Amanda Peet, but alas she's just not hot.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
First Wednesday of the month?

Serial? sure, but not a repeat. in this episode you learned about Harvard days and the cold Atom Laboratory.

Hank Chinaski '92 law '95

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski She wore a tube top, and no one could get their experiment to run right, IYKWIM.

I am calling lie on this one. No one wore tube tops in 1988-1992.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm still thinking Flinty.

You just don't want to know what I'm thinking about Flinty. Or maybe you do.

I'm thinking that Flinty is the man. Flinty is my new board hero.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I'm thinking that Flinty is the man. Flinty is my new board hero.

Surprisingly, sucking up really works.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Brian fucking Leetch.
Brian Leetch.

Yeah.

That is all.

No kidding -- the Rangers' salary dump has reached a new low. A Russian-born offenseman showed up here at NB&A this afternoon telling Fenwick that Sather had traded him to us for a case of Diet Mountain Dew and a recycled HP laserjet toner cartridge.

He's doing pretty well on the copy job (discovery is such a bitch sometimes), but there ain't no way I'm picking up the $5 million team option after the season.