Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Is the lack of masturbation due to lack of horniness, or due to needs being satisfied in other ways?

Neither the former nor the latter, I am afraid. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
What's the appeal of the circle jerk? I mean really, isn't this something better taken care of on one's own?

We should ask the frat boys on the board. I hear many of those cats circle jerk as a part of hell week activities.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was anally probed on an alien space ship once. Is that what this means?

Don't look at me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ask the milkman. That story your wife told you about immaculate conception? Twice? It isn't true.

Sorry to have to tell you this in public and everything.

It's hurtful comments like this that get you put on super secret lists. I'm just saying.

Originally posted by lo-berry
Actually working slows down my reading of cyberchat. I'm not sure how some of the posters here do it, unless this is mostly a law student board.


Whatever, I am caught up now. My favorite posters are paigowprincess, hankchinaski, greatwhitenorthchick and mmmmm3587.

Least favorite: atticus and ltl/fb.

dumbest: shapeshifter.

TITs I would most like to see: ABBA

Ncs, I am not sure if I am getting an inside joke or not, but are you the same poster as notfromhere?

Lamest poster: still Thurgreed. Have you jumped the shark dude or were you always this lame?

Ah, to be in the illustrious company of Hank, Gwink and m43547. I dig your style, man. What happened to Sebby? Frankly, when its a Sebby posting day, its just a better day.

Atticus and ltl/fb are interesting choices for worst poster. Care to expound?

Shapeshifter is actually our third dumbest poster. THe debate rages on on my IM about sunnybunny v nfh. He is the dumbest male poster though.

And PLF is the lamest poster. Most fallen from glory.

Slave is going to be sad you did not acknowledge him. Just confers that without me, he is nothing. BUt he is probalby busy with the spittle trays. Less has been spraying a lot lately.

[Gattigap]

Timewaster. Apparently, the party was at someplace like Suppenkuche.

Carry on.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Let's start off with a trivia question. First right answer wins one of the CDs of which I've managed to accumulate more than one (probably "Heart" by Stars), or one of my crap CDs ("Fever PItch - the official music of the 2002 FIFA World Cup"), your choice.

Q. (and no googling). What "specially selected" pot cleaner is the best in the world?

Ok, other observations: When you play the "stick my iPod in my pocket and put it on shuffle and try to ID the artist/album" game, the toughest ones to get are songs from crappy soundtracks. I'm talking about YOU, Bad Boys II and Bones. Even good soundtracks (High Fidelity, Life Aquatic, Eyes Wide Shut) have tough IDs.

Aside from the "albums I've listened to a million times and know every note," the easiest bands to ID are Bright Eyes and the Decemberists. Flaming Lips and Eminem are pretty easy too.

Calhoun remains difficult to ID, as does Cam'ron.

Finally, Paigow, having my name in your sig line makes it more difficult to search for and locate posts where people are actually mentioning me. Would you be so kind as to change it? Thanks. Besides, I'll object that's it vague and ambiguous, seeing as how I got into Yale twice (and am going back for tenth reunion next month -- I'll provide a full report!)

str8

You are lucky Imade it to the bottom of your post. All the IDing of the obscure bands in a futile attempt to seem like a hip jewish hollywood suit lawyer about to have a kid is just laughable.

But I will make a deal. You stop ripping off the fans and I will take your name out of my sig line.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was anally probed on an alien space ship once. Is that what this means?

I think they're talking about the sensation one gets after having sex with your mother.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Have you ever licked an eyeball? Had sex like burning?

I think I am too much of a virgin to understand this post. I feel shamed. Woe is me.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was anally probed on an alien space ship once. Is that what this means?

If I recall correctly, no one here (or at the other place) ever really figured out what "sex like burning" meant. Personally, I think that the typist just missed a word or two while making the revisions. Spark.com was competing for secretaries with the Silicon Valley office of Not Bob & Associates at the time, and for a short time, we paid more, so things like the purity test suffered somewhat. Until those bastards threw in stock options and nerf basketball. Then we left Sand Hill Road for good. Sniff.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
If I recall correctly, no one here (or at the other place) ever really figured out what "sex like burning" meant. Personally, I think that the typist just missed a word or two while making the revisions. Spark.com was competing for secretaries with the Silicon Valley office of Not Bob & Associates at the time, and for a short time, we paid more, so things like the purity test suffered somewhat. Until those bastards threw in stock options and nerf basketball. Then we left Sand Hill Road for good. Sniff.

I thought it was a line from a song? Or am I taking you too literally?

Somehow I ended up with the song that has the line "Much like suffocating" in my head. Unfortunately for me, that is the only line of the song I know.

Much like suffocating.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought it was a line from a song? Or am I taking you too literally?

Somehow I ended up with the song that has the line "Much like suffocating" in my head. Unfortunately for me, that is the only line of the song I know.

Much like suffocating.

The sad thing is that I know what song you are thinking of, yet I don't know the name of the song or the band, and I didn't think he was saying "Much like suffocating," but something else entirely. We must be sisters or something.


etfs: and it's Chevelle.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought it was a line from a song? Or am I taking you too literally?

"How can we dance while our world is turning, how can we sleep while our sex like burning....."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The sad thing is that I know what song you are thinking of, yet I don't know the name of the song or the band, and II didn't think he was saying "Much like suffocating," but something else entirely. We must be sisters or something.

Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night.

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."