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08-10-2006, 07:52 PM
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#4681
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Fair enough. PPNYC, go for it. It's put or shut up time, just like right before I bouight into my fractional jet thing.
Or when I gutted it out in 100 degree heat and humidity to come from way back in the pack to qualify for Kona. Word!
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Honestly I am not a real picture person. There are plenty of GAs here in NY. Anytime, anyplace, bring it, coffee or whatever. That can be some verification. |
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08-10-2006, 07:54 PM
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#4682
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Honestly I am not a real picture person. There are plenty of GAs here in NY. Anytime, anyplace, bring it, coffee or whatever. That can be some verification.
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Uh oh. Looks like someone has a case of the pancake titties.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 07:55 PM
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#4683
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Uh oh. Looks like someone has a case of the pancake titties.
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BS. I have a big chest.
And furthermore my husband would kick my ass if I did that aren't a lot of those ladies single? he would fucking kill me.
Last edited by patentparanyc; 08-10-2006 at 07:57 PM..
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08-10-2006, 07:57 PM
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#4684
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. I have a big chest.
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Big and pancake-y. With hairy nipples, from what I hear.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 08:00 PM
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#4685
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
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You are willing to fuck dead people but draw the line if they are wearing Gap?
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This is where it is important to be careful with your grammar. Because she said she wouldn't be caught fucking dead, and not that she wouldn't be caught fucking the dead, I assumed that she wouldn't be wearing Gap on any dates with a necrophiliac.
We'll have to leave it to the grammar Timmies to settle whether she is the necro or merely the future object of a necro's desire. |
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08-10-2006, 08:00 PM
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#4686
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Big and pancake-y. With hairy nipples, from what I hear.
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As antagonistic and as baiting as this is, I surely hope you are a smoking hottie to sling that type of shit. |
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08-10-2006, 08:01 PM
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#4687
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Fugee
This is where it is important to be careful with your grammar. Because she said she wouldn't be caught fucking dead, and not that she wouldn't be caught fucking the dead, I assumed that she wouldn't be wearing Gap on any dates with a necrophiliac.
We'll have to leave it to the grammar Timmies to settle whether she is the necro or merely the future object of a necro's desire.
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My head hurts. And not in the good way.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-10-2006, 08:03 PM
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#4688
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Honestly I am not a real picture person. There are plenty of GAs here in NY. Anytime, anyplace, bring it, coffee or whatever. That can be some verification.
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I nominate weed. Followed by whiskey and a lot of crying.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-10-2006, 08:03 PM
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#4689
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
As antagonistic and as baiting as this is, I surely hope you are a smoking hottie to sling that type of shit.
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Although it slays me that wonk thinks I'm fat [cause I know him*], how can anyone really care what some high school student from Kansas who posts on a message board says about him or her?
*I'm "dating" his daughter when I have the money to do so. |
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08-10-2006, 08:05 PM
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#4690
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Big and pancake-y. With hairy nipples, from what I hear.
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i spoke wiht her on the phone once. She sounded hot. FWIW.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-10-2006, 08:05 PM
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#4691
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
i spoke wiht her on the phone once. She sounded hot. FWIW.
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Thanks, Penske. you are a doll. |
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08-10-2006, 08:07 PM
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#4692
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Or when I gutted it out in 100 degree heat and humidity to come from way back in the pack to qualify for Kona. Word!
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When and where are you and Coltrane racing again? I'm afraid I have forgotten. |
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08-10-2006, 08:07 PM
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#4693
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
As antagonistic and as baiting as this is, I surely hope you are a smoking hottie to sling that type of shit.
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On the intrawebs, I am rich, cultured, hot and well-endowed.
IRL, I whack off to lawyer chat boards in my parent's basement.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 08:08 PM
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#4694
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
i spoke wiht her on the phone once. She sounded hot. FWIW.
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Could you hear her pancake tits flopping around in the background?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2006, 08:09 PM
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#4695
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
On the intrawebs, I am rich, cultured, hot and well-endowed.
IRL, I whack off to lawyer chat boards in my parent's basement.
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The internets? heh. AoN it is freakin' typhooning out. so glad I am staying late again no need to fight this rain. |
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