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12-06-2004, 07:47 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would be always be nice to the carpenter.
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Of course. The carpenter can take you out to lunch. After the stonemason does all the work.
Ollie (I just want to play on my pan pipes) Ramone
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12-06-2004, 08:38 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Of course. The carpenter can take you out to lunch. After the stonemason does all the work.
Ollie (I just want to play on my pan pipes) Ramone
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Cake kills the board. Who knew?
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12-06-2004, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Mortal sins
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm pretty sure that the navel is neither a nipple nor a sexual organ, but I could be wrong.
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It's excessive.
ETA, if I go to the website, will it give me guidance on what level of body piercing and tattooing is non-excessive?
ETA again, "listening to bad music" is a venial sin under the heading "You shall not kill."
What is "bad" here? I need more detail.
And, on the mortal sin list, "Intentionally causing a sexual climax outside of intercourse." It was an accident. I swear. He wasn't supposed to come until he was into me.
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I'm using lipstick again.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 12-06-2004 at 08:54 PM..
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12-06-2004, 08:41 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Cake kills the board. Who knew?
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Sorry. I had a thing not in my office. It is fairly likely that I will be away from the computer ALL DAY tomorrow, as well.
A chicken and cheese and bacon (probably has mayo, too)sandwich has been sitting on my desk unrefrigerated for about 5 hours. Safe to eat?
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12-06-2004, 08:48 PM
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Christmas it is, then.
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Christmas is so 0029.
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12-06-2004, 08:51 PM
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Mortal sins
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was harboring under the delusion that my 10 commandments compliance rate was around 20-30 percent. No more. I'm headed straight to hell, having broken every single one of them (though I had no idea that a vote for John Kerry was so dangerous to my eternal soul). Fortunately, everyone I know is too.
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I read a novela once where this guy thought he was completely pious. He did own a liquor store and opened on Sunday for a few months, once said Goddamn, a few other things like that.
He gets shot at his store and is going to heaven. He figured he was a shoe-in. As he's in line to see St. Peter his first thought is "This place seems awful small...."
He gets sent to hell for those minor sins. Point is, hardly no one goes to Heaven if there is strict adherence.
Plus, you're Catholic, just never get too far from a Priest.
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12-06-2004, 08:55 PM
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Mortal sins
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I read a novela once where this guy thought he was completely pious. He did own a liquor store and opened on Sunday for a few months, once said Goddamn, a few other things like that.
He gets shot at his store and is going to heaven. He figured he was a shoe-in. As he's in line to see St. Peter his first thought is "This place seems awful small...."
He gets sent to hell for those minor sins. Point is, hardly no one goes to Heaven if there is strict adherence.
Plus, you're Catholic, just never get too far from a Priest.
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wilfully getting the emergency absolution thingy in the absence of a real emergency is a mortal sin.
I'm just saying, don't use that priest lightly.
ETA, because I just can't resist, that's shoo-in you goddamn motherfucking assjack. Jesus fucking christ, you are an idiot. I hope you rot in goddamn hell.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-06-2004, 09:00 PM
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Consigliere
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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Cake kills the board. Who knew?
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12-06-2004, 09:13 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Sheep go to Heaven. Ollie goes to Hell.
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If you get there first, save me a seat.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-06-2004, 09:27 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Mortal sins
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
wilfully getting the emergency absolution thingy in the absence of a real emergency is a mortal sin.
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"I believe in this,
and its been tested by research,
He who fucks nuns will later join the church"
Joe Strummer.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-06-2004, 10:09 PM
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Since this place is dead...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was pondering getting a spa treatment that involved turmeric, but then realized that I didn't have enough money for the 2 1/2 hour treatment, and that I didn't want to run the risk of being bright yellow.
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You won't turn yellow. I went to a spa in Thailand and had a treatment where they rubbed yogurt and turmeric all over you and it was really nice. EXCEPT I shouldn't have had the treatment done while hungry. When the stuff started warming up, it smelled like a really great fancy soup. I wanted to add some chopped onions, a sprig of mint, boil myself and chow down. It was all so confusing.
I drew the line when the next day they poured saffron all over me. I kept thinking that where I buy it here it is like $25 for a pinch and couldn't handle the economics of it all.
What was the topic again?
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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about??
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12-06-2004, 10:14 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Mortal sins
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA, because I just can't resist, that's shoo-in you goddamn motherfucking assjack. Jesus fucking christ, you are an idiot. I hope you rot in goddamn hell.
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12-06-2004, 10:22 PM
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Since this place is dead...
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Originally posted by viet_mom
You won't turn yellow. I went to a spa in Thailand and had a treatment where they rubbed yogurt and turmeric all over you and it was really nice. EXCEPT I shouldn't have had the treatment done while hungry. When the stuff started warming up, it smelled like a really great fancy soup. I wanted to add some chopped onions, a sprig of mint, boil myself and chow down. It was all so confusing.
I drew the line when the next day they poured saffron all over me. I kept thinking that where I buy it here it is like $25 for a pinch and couldn't handle the economics of it all.
What was the topic again?
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The yogurt and turmeric sounds like the spa thing, except I think it was called Javanese (not Thai) Lular Ritual. Or Bali something. There are two of them, confusingly offered by what I think are competing luxury hotel chain spas (but different geo locations).
Mmmm, spas.
ETA Descriptions of 2 treatments mentioned briefly above:
Javanese Lulur (sm) Royal Treatment
Inspired by the royal palaces of Central Java , the traditional Lulur ritual was given to brides for 40 consecutive days prior to the wedding to cleanse, soothe and beautify the skin. Symbolically, the use of flowering plants, rice and coconuts throughout the Lulur ritual represent life, fertility and prosperity. Following a massage with Jasmine oil, the body is scrubbed with a moist mixture of Jasmine (for scent), Turmeric (for cleansing), and rice powder (for exfoliation), and cool yogurt is then slathered onto the skin. Warm ginger tea is served while relaxing, and a luxurious flower petal bath follows with the application of moisturizing jasmine lotion to complete one of the most pampering spa experiences that exists today. (110 mins)
Bali Spice (sm) Boreh Ritual
Boreh is a spice-based remedy for aching joints and sore muscles traditionally used by Balinese villagers. The hand crushed rice and spice paste was applied on the legs to increase blood circulation and relieve aches after a day's work in the field tending rice. This ritual begins with clove, ginger and native island spices "Boreh" blended into a body mask. While the mask is drying and warming the skin, relax into an acupressure style massage, followed by a refreshing shower and Jamu massage with island spice oil. This stimulating and spicy treatment is suggested for athletes, cool winter days and rheumatism. (110 mins)
Speaking of turmeric, I think I will go Indian (east) for dinner tonight. For those of you keeping score at home. Because I threw the (partial) sandwich in the trash already. And because I'm worth it.
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Last edited by ltl/fb; 12-06-2004 at 10:42 PM..
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12-06-2004, 10:30 PM
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#4709
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Look at the Two of Us
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
A chicken and cheese and bacon (probably has mayo, too)sandwich has been sitting on my desk unrefrigerated for about 5 hours. Safe to eat?
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Assuming reasonable climate control, sure, even 2 hours after you asked. Go nuts.
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12-06-2004, 10:39 PM
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Since this place is dead...
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
The yogurt and turmeric sounds like the spa thing, except I think it was called Javanese (not Thai) Lular Ritual. Or Bali something. There are two of them, confusingly offered by what I think are competing luxury hotel chain spas (but different geo locations).
Mmmm, spas.
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The one I was talking about was at the Banyan Tree in Thailand, a wonderful spa. Scroll down to the Javanese Lular here:
http://www.banyantree.phuket.com/packages.htm#lulur
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