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08-09-2005, 04:09 PM
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#4696
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Make way
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, that was the fastest board retirement ever. Show some respect. I think TaTa is the new SI Style, no pun.
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Aren't you bored with your new hobby yet?
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08-09-2005, 04:10 PM
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#4697
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Make way
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Aren't you bored with your new hobby yet?
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Yes. Which one?
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08-09-2005, 04:16 PM
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#4698
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Make way
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes. Which one?
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Are you having sex with any posters (the board kind, not the wall kind)? If so, we would like for the 2 of you to discuss how great it is.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-09-2005, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by LessinSF
He tried to avoid the drivel, and that threatened people.
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I know he's your boy, but after posting about how he's so good with the ladies while simultaneously asking how he can repair his non-existent relationship with a serbian model is the very definition of drivel. In fact, most everything on this site qualifies. Just because he had a previously-explored idea for a book club, which was ignored, doesn't mean he gets to exempt his posts from the rest of the drivel.
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08-09-2005, 04:22 PM
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#4700
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know he's your boy, but after posting about how he's so good with the ladies while simultaneously asking how he can repair his non-existent relationship with a serbian model is the very definition of drivel. In fact, most everything on this site qualifies. Just because he had a previously-explored idea for a book club, which was ignored, doesn't mean he gets to exempt his posts from the rest of the drivel.
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I'm comfortable in my driveldom. I see no reason to be threatened. Less must be projecting.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-09-2005, 04:28 PM
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#4701
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Make way
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, that was the fastest board retirement ever. Show some respect. I think TaTa is the new SI Style, no pun.
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In fairness a couple of my socks retired faster.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:31 PM
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#4702
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by LessinSF
He tried to avoid the drivel, and that threatened people.
See, e.g., my anti-sock and anti-Penske campaigns.
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This makes no sense read as a whole. Spanky is not anti-Penske.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:33 PM
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#4703
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by LessinSF
He tried to avoid the drivel, and that threatened people.
See, e.g., my anti-sock and anti-Penske campaigns.
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Drivel is in the eye of the beholder.
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08-09-2005, 04:33 PM
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#4704
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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50 People Who Deserve a Vicious Beating
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He also supposedly killed in The Aristocrats. And I've heard he's a fun guy to party with.
NFH, what's the next reason we should all feel sorry for Stamos?
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He's one of the dirtiest crudest comic in the business.
From a recent New York Observer article on him:
"In comedy circles, there’s a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn. 'Oh my God, Bob, she’s beautiful,' the friend said. 'For a dollar, you can finger her,' Mr. Saget replied."
lol!
merde! STP! STP!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:34 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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50 People Who Deserve a Vicious Beating
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
He's one of the dirtiest crudest comic in the business.
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Hey!
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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08-09-2005, 04:36 PM
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#4706
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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50 People Who Deserve a Vicious Beating
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
He's one of the dirtiest crudest comic in the business.
From a recent New York Observer article on him:
"In comedy circles, there’s a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn. 'Oh my God, Bob, she’s beautiful,' the friend said. 'For a dollar, you can finger her,' Mr. Saget replied."
lol!
merde! STP! STP!
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Atticus said the same thing on the Mom & Dad board.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-09-2005, 04:37 PM
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#4707
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
First off, who died and made Spanky dictator? (I was trying to screw up that cliche a la str8 but I think I got it right, harumph)
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Or Less?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Second,. without the drivel, there are maybe five posts here a day, unless I am in the Zone.
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2. The post count is already way down without my socks.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:38 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Assignment for NFH
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
NFH
Could you please do me a favor and research whether Peter Jennings was currently a smoker at the time of his lung cancer diagnosis? I have heard contradicotry reports that he was, or that he quit smoking over twenty years ago.
Also, I haven't had time to keep up with the gossip rags since the In Touch expose on the Jessican Simpson nose/chin/lips/boob/lipo expose. Any news?
Thanks.
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What soupsandwich said. He quit smoking 20 years ago - was a closet smoker, but a heavy smoker. Started up again after 9/11. People on the inside say he smoked like a chimney while he was at work. Even smoked on the air between commercials. One person says he had a high-powered sucking ashtray so you couldn't see the smoke after the commercials.
Jessica Simpson says they're real. “Mine are definitely real,” she revealed, according to SkyNews. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”
Yeah. Right.
The runaway bride is mowing lawns for community service.
LAWRENCEVILLE, Georgia - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks mowed the lawn of a government building Tuesday as part of her court-ordered community service for lying to police after she ran off days before her scheduled wedding.
“I’m doing well,” said Wilbanks, who has been undergoing mental health treatment. She admitted with a laugh that it had been a long time since she had mowed a lawn.
“I need to get back to work. I don’t want to get into trouble,” she added.
Her lawn mower then kept dying in the grass, each time prompting her to repeatedly yank on the pull string to restart it. After the eighth time it quit, she let out a big sigh.
In all, she was ordered to do 120 hours of service. Wilbanks had already completed 16 hours of her sentence by cleaning probation offices and washing public vehicles. Department of Corrections spokeswoman Peggy Chapman said Wilbanks planned to work off eight more hours Tuesday, also picking up trash.
That'll teach her.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4709
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Drivel is in the eye of the beholder.
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Not if there is no pull-out.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:40 PM
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#4710
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Cautionary Tale
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Or Less?
2. The post count is already way down without my socks.
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Your socks should get to come out for the next 300 or so posts.
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