Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ollie's tuxedo is chalk-full of flex.

I am clearly having issues this week. I'm glad I'm not filing anything significant or anything.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I also learned that some retailers have a 53 week fiscal year.

That's an occasional thing to make the fiscal years end at comparable times each calendar year (i.e the last monday in January). Otherwise, after 10 years, the fiscal year would end in April.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fugee
Are you this stupidly offensive naturally or do you have to work at it?

You don't know squat about RT or what she looks like. I've met her in person and have no problem believing she is hot after all the hard work she's done. She's my hero.

I thought I was your hero?

[dtb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I've seen your irl blog/pictures.

Then you know what you are saying is just your pathetic way of trying to deflect focus from how butt-ugly you are.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This can't happen often -- conversations with current gfs about prior partners' penises.* I've never talked with someone I was with about other guy's penises. How is the guy you are currently with going to get the image of his gf having sex with someone else out of his head?


*unplanned alliteration. I would like to have worked "parade" into it somehow.

Sure it can. I've had the conversation a bunch of times with different women, including my wife. Every woman has that one cat who had a monstrous crank. As far as the image staying in my head, ADD's a wonderful thing. Besides, when I see a nude woman, any image of who's been there before is blotted out entirely.

[bold_n_brazen]

nevermind

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sure it can. I've had the conversation a bunch of times with different women, including my wife. Every woman has that one cat who had a monstrous crank. As far as the image staying in my head, ADD's a wonderful thing. Besides, when I see a nude woman, any image of who's been there before is blotted out entirely.

Did your wife ever get with the bottle-knocking-over cat?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I apparently once told my boyfriend that a guy I had had sex with while boyfriend and I were "on a break" could stay hard for a really really reaaaaallllly long time.

My boyfriend is still kind of pissed at me about it.

Tell him to hava a Viagra and a smile and shut the fuck up.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Did your wife ever get with the bottle-knocking-over cat?

Nope. Her friend did. Said it was frightening. That cat was just obscene. You don't want anything that big. It was overkill.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
My baby fits me like a flex tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my Pink torpedo.

"They say music is the food of love/Let's see if you're hungry enough/Sitting there in your hired tuxedo/You want to see my bacon torpedo..."

What a perfectly ridiculous band.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
nevermind

Dammit!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nope. Her friend did. Said it was frightening. That cat was just obscene. You don't want anything that big. It was overkill.

Did she know beforehand or was it a surprise? I ask because I had a friend who hooked up with a guy who kept telling her that he had a hard time finding condoms that were big enough. It sounded like bragging. YOu know how you guys are.

But after breaking a handful of condoms, she realized he wasn't lying. And I won't tell you what the gynecologist said to her, in a crowded waiting room, because she would kill me.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Dammit!

[james brown] Oooow! Jump back! Kiss myself! [/james brown]

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I also learned that some retailers have a 53 week fiscal year.

I don't really care to look up which retailers do.

I think it is a 52/53 week fiscal year -- and it goes with the last Monday in January fiscal year end.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
[james brown] Oooow! Jump back! Kiss myself! [/james brown]

I found it anyway. I am googling goddess.

I wish I could think of embarrassing stories to add to the poll today, but all my stories are boring and involve vomiting or peeing in public after ingesting too much alcohol. I did once have a partner ask me in front of another partner "so, [barely], what do you think about Hooters?"