Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
Duuuuude, it wasn't the garbage that was gettin' checked out - it was the JUNK in the TRUNK. Oh yeah.

Ahem. Gwnik is a woman; nay, a PERSON. Not some piece of meat for you to objectify like that.

On the other hand, she does have some amazing gams though, eh?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This has to be the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen.



TM

Looks like fringey went ahead and tried to stick that man up her ass after all.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Did you ever consider that the raccoon could have died a horrible grisly death trying to escape the house last night? You might want to have it removed then, lest it begin to stink and attact other pests. Ever think of that one, Mr. Smarty? Huh?

Whether or not I had met a raccoon in my closet, if I started to smell what might be a dead animal in my attic, I would be inclined to do something about it, since in those circumstances the source of the stench would be unlikely to remove itself to someone else's attic. YMMV.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I've never seen the small of a judge's back, but if I were to, I might want to start with the superhotties of the federal judiciary.
(spree: safe, but tempting like a big donut)

I think you have to go to the elected judges for the really hot ones (well, at least to find hot males). The pics at your link did nothing for me. This judicial candidate, however, is quite hot, and I would consider voting for him if I should live in his district.

Spree: news article with photo of well-developed bare-chested male.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
I don't know, but I would guess singular. However, the sentence in question does have noun-verb agreement, as the verb goes with the word "sorts" not "rabies".

That was not a slam disguised as a question. Believe you me, missy*, I am smart enough to know that I am too stupid to challenge you on grammar-type stuff. It was a real question.

I'd guess singular, too. But I think "cooties" may be plural.

*My grandmother used to say that to my cousin. It still cracks me up. For some reason it just came out of the keyboard today.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I'd guess singular, too. But I think "cooties" may be plural.

But of course. No less an authority than Milton-Bradley says so.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Looks like fringey went ahead and tried to stick that man up her ass after all.

Not hemorrhoids, he's just a fat.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Everybody who has given you advice is right. You must get rid of the raccoon as soon as possible. The only thing that hasn't been addressed is that I gather from your question that you rent. Is this correct? If that's the case, call your landlord immediately, so that he or she can arrange to get rid of the animal and make the necessary repairs.

I disagree.

I think he should try to adopt the racoon and treat it like a pet. Slowly approach it with food and try to pet it. Possibly pull its tail and then poke it with a stick. Possibly mate it with his cat to produce some kind of raccat.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Whether or not I had met a raccoon in my closet, if I started to smell what might be a dead animal in my attic, I would be inclined to do something about it, since in those circumstances the source of the stench would be unlikely to remove itself to someone else's attic. YMMV.

If you wait until you smell something coming from the attic, it's already too late. You will be stuck with the smell for months.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I disagree.

I think he should try to adopt the racoon and treat it like a pet. Slowly approach it with food and try to pet it. Possibly pull its tail and then poke it with a stick. Possibly mate it with his cat to produce some kind of raccat.

This post made me less grouchy.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get off my corner, ho.

I'll trade you slave and a six-pack for your corner.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll trade you slave and a six-pack for your corner.

No way. 50 year olds like RP only come around every once in a while. My god, she looks like she's 30!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No way. 50 year olds like RP only come around every once in a while. My god, she looks like she's 30!

What if I throw in 10 lbs. of catfish and an FBetty to be named later?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What if I throw in 10 lbs. of catfish and an FBetty to be named later?

I'm the Billy Beane of fish/FBetty trades. Don't insult me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm the Billy Beane of fish/FBetty trades. Don't insult me.

You are neglecting to consider fully all that slave brings to the table. In addition to the letter certifying that he has his herpes under control, you get the free "slave tried to fuck me while I was passed out and all I got was this lousy tattoo" on the small of your back. It's quite a bargain. Accept by 3:00 central time and I'll throw in some hushpuppies to go with the catfish.